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"We remember the families who are still waiting for their loved ones to be returned."
Published: Thursday, October 16th, 2025 @ 5:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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'The Story of All Stories' offers families a faithful and beautifully-told Catholic alternative to most children's Bibles.
Published: Tuesday, October 14th, 2025 @ 8:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It was a clear beautiful, royal blue sky day on Wall Street. The S & P futures were up markedly, awaiting a positive open, as I turn to get my first cup of coffee. I return to CNBC to get the morning business news, when I notice that the S & P futures are falling, and they're falling fast.
Published: Thursday, September 11th, 2025 @ 3:27 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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At the time of the crash, the suspect was actually waiting for a jail bed.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 7:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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Atheists around America spent the day sitting patiently around dining room tables waiting for a wonderful Thanksgiving meal to materialize itself from nothing.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 2:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, President Biden has been awaiting results from the latest polls to see if giving Israel a right to defend itself is a popular thing or if they should just be annihilated or whatever.
Published: Sunday, December 31st, 2023 @ 11:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Massachusetts voters may legalize certain psychedelics in 2024 through a ballot proposal awaiting final approval from their secretary of state.
Published: Friday, December 29th, 2023 @ 1:34 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local dad Kevin Sampson steeled his nerves as adrenaline coursed through his veins, every muscle fiber waiting to fire. Remote control at the ready, he dared any actor to even think about saying a naughty word, ready to mute the bad guy right out of existence.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 9:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As the midpoint of the Atlantic hurricane season approaches, victims of Hurricanes Matthew and Florence are still waiting to return home years later.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 7:59 am
By: Carolina Journal
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The staff of the New York Times spent the morning patiently waiting by the computer, waiting for the call from Hamas to see what the terrorists would like to have printed on the front page today.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 10:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Liberal man Jonathan Seymour passed away, dying on the toilet as he awaited instructions from the Center for Disease Control on how to wipe his own butt.
Published: Sunday, October 29th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to comply with a city leader's request that no gang shootings take place until after 9 P.M., local gangs met up to kill a few hours by playing some Settlers of Catan.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 11:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to the results of a survey conducted among married women, over 100% of wives are waiting for feedback about the funny videos they sent their husbands at any given time. Statisticians posit that any husband reading this article, therefore, should check his phone immediately.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 10:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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$4.4 Million Safeguarded in NCCash.com Awaiting Claims by Stokes County Owners
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 9:30 pm
By: ENC NOW
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State legislative leaders have signed onto a "joint stipulation" that addresses two points of contention in a federal lawsuit attacking North Carolina's new abortion law.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 2:45 am
By: Carolina Journal
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The opening statement for “Whistleblower X,” an unidentified special agent with the IRS’s criminal investigations division, has been released ahead of his Wednesday afternoon testimony before House lawmakers.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 3:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Being president is a 24/7/365 job. As President George W. Bush once told me, every morning when he arrived at the Oval Office (promptly at 6:55 a.m.), the world’s most pressing problems were already there on his desk, waiting for him.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 9:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Dulles International Airport has announced an additional convenience for travelers arriving in the nation's capital. Starting next week, passengers will be able to skip the hassle of waiting at the baggage claim and will instead be directed directly to Sam Brinton's House.
Published: Saturday, July 8th, 2023 @ 8:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Actor-turned-politician Arnold Schwarzenegger took matters into his own hands when after the city did not repair a large pothole in his Los Angeles neighborhood.
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 10:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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Not waiting for legislature to protect parents rights
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 9:50 am
By: John Steed
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Department of State Treasurer Found NCCash.com Money Awaiting Return
Published: Saturday, April 1st, 2023 @ 1:22 am
By: ENC NOW
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Fayetteville’s Dr. Dickson Schaefer is working as hard as he can, but his Cumberland County waiting room keeps filling back up.
Published: Sunday, March 12th, 2023 @ 9:12 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Seeking to be fully prepared to capitalize on any potential woke misstep by another major American corporation, Daily Wire CEO Jeremy Boreing is now reportedly setting up shop in a large warehouse full of tires, waiting for Goodyear to say something to cause conservative outrage.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 7:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Nationwide news outlets have begun reporting on a historic event: a local nurse has set a new record for time elapsed without mentioning her occupation being nursing, waiting a grand total of 3.0011 minutes.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2023 @ 12:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Hundreds of people in North Carolina each day are waiting inside hospital emergency departments for behavioral health care.
Published: Monday, February 6th, 2023 @ 5:20 am
By: ENC NOW
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Department of State Treasurer Found NCCash.com Money Awaiting Return
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 11:00 pm
By: ENC NOW
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Local dad Michael Cochran explained to his kids that this year, he felt confident that Santa would rather find some beer and cigars waiting at the bottom of the chimney than milk and cookies.
Published: Monday, December 19th, 2022 @ 8:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Gibson’s Bakery, which was falsely accused of racism by Oberlin College officials and won a multi-million-dollar verdict, has finally received the money it is owed after more than three years of waiting.
Published: Sunday, December 18th, 2022 @ 4:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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A federal judge in North Carolina has rejected former top political donor Greg Lindberg's request to end his GPS monitoring. Lindberg is awaiting a new trial on federal fraud and bribery charges.
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 4:59 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Apple CEO Tim Cook confirmed this morning that he's prepared to remove the Twitter app from the App Store but that he's waiting for orders from CCP President Xi before he makes a move.
Published: Friday, December 2nd, 2022 @ 8:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local family physician Dr. Baines waited in rapt anticipation today to learn what plethora of diseases his patient Mrs. Lamb had diagnosed herself with via WebMD.
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 7:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A gardener succeeded in his plot to ruin a local man's important Zoom call by lurking in the bushes outside the man's window and firing up his leaf blower as the business meeting began.
Published: Thursday, November 10th, 2022 @ 4:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Jackson County Has Over $4 Million Awaiting Claims in Department of State Treasurer's NCCash Program
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 1:29 pm
By: ENC NOW
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Local Uber driver Michael Skinner set a new record today, waiting nearly a tenth of a second before telling his passenger that Uber isn't his main job.
Published: Tuesday, November 1st, 2022 @ 2:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to reports, a concert venue of 750 saw record amounts of strained, polite smiles and lackluster cheers as a band that has been popular for 23 years played a shocking 9 songs of new material before getting to the hits and deep tracks that they actually wanted to hear.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 2:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local Star Wars fan was excitedly awaiting the premiere of the new Andor series on Disney+ so that he will have fresh material about which he can spend the next several weeks complaining to anyone who dares to come near him.
Published: Wednesday, September 28th, 2022 @ 9:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Legendary soccer player David Beckham tried not to attract any attention as he joined the thousands waiting hours upon hours to say farewell to the late Queen Elizabeth II.
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 2:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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American doctors go to great lengths to maintain the highest ethical standards as they work to save thousands of desperately ill patients waiting for an organ match, as underscored in recent reporting of innovative transplant experiments using genetically modified pig hearts.
Published: Monday, September 19th, 2022 @ 1:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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Congressman Jamie Raskin (D-MD) took issue on Friday with the constitutionally-mandated manner in which presidents are elected, calling the Electoral College “an accident waiting to happen.”
Published: Monday, September 12th, 2022 @ 3:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A double rainbow appeared in the sky as crowds of people gathered outside Buckingham Palace awaiting news of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth’s health. Shortly after, on Thursday, September 8, it was announced that the Queen had died at the age of 96.
Published: Friday, September 9th, 2022 @ 8:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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