Trump gained another 12 points in the polls today after he announced that his first act as President would be to legalize hitting bicyclists with your car.
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 2:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a statement delivered to a line of 100 drivers who had been stuck behind him for the past 3 hours, local bicyclist Florian Skuzz said that he wants to be treated just like a car on the road, but also to just kinda be able to break the rules whenever he wants to.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 8:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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