Expecting their thirteenth child, Naethainiel and Ruthannaleeeley Shumway resumed the centuries-old Mormon tradition of picking possible baby names by scooping a handful of random letters out of a can of Alphabet SpaghettiOs™.
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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By all accounts a subpar Mormon, local man Bryce Smith was assigned to govern Pluto upon his sudden passing yesterday.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 4:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After losing the box office battle to AngelStudios, Disney has announced a new movie project: Indiana Jones and the Plates of Nephi.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 9:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (aka, Mormons) have published a study revealing a disturbing trend among young Mormons. Specifically, millennial Mormons are waiting until later in life, sometimes even until age 22, to get married.
Published: Monday, June 27th, 2022 @ 10:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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RIPON, CA — When an abrupt knock at the door interrupted his Raiders game, local man Joe Castaneda almost overturned his bowl of tortilla chips.
Published: Thursday, May 19th, 2022 @ 10:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Beaufort County Community College Foundation would like to gauge interest in a trip to Durham to see The Book of Mormon, the Tony-Award-winning musical about Mormon missionaries in Africa.
Published: Thursday, April 11th, 2013 @ 4:37 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Mormon Democrats got a boost Tuesday when Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., told an estimated 300 faithful, "Ladies and gentlemen, be proud of who you are."
Published: Wednesday, September 5th, 2012 @ 1:59 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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