The nations of Earth have descended into a mass panic this week after Mad Money host Jim Cramer announced that giant mutant bugs will definitely not attack the Earth next Tuesday at 2:17 pm.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 1:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mysterious masked vigilantes who previously called the sewers of Manhattan their home have fled the city in protest because of new restrictions on pizza ovens mandated by the Department of Environmental Protection.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 1:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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