The ongoing effort to free the Israelites from bondage hit another snag today as Moses reportedly whipped out his trusty guitar and started jamming the tune "Pharaoh, Pharaoh" in the royal court. Sources say this has caused the Pharaoh's heart to become hardened even further.
Published: Tuesday, December 19th, 2023 @ 12:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite his success in interpreting previous dreams regarding an upcoming famine in the land, sources say Joseph is unsure about what to tell Pharaoh about his dream where he's standing in front of everyone in his underwear and they're laughing at him.
Published: Thursday, June 1st, 2023 @ 1:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars have uncovered new evidence showing that Pharaoh's infamous hanging of his chief baker was a result of discovering walnuts in his brownies.
Published: Saturday, February 4th, 2023 @ 1:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After enduring 10 horrible plagues that ravaged the kingdom due to his stubbornness and pride, Pharaoh proudly announced that plagues in Egypt are now down 100%.
Published: Friday, September 30th, 2022 @ 1:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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