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According to sources, President Biden's team is planning to submerge the President in a bacta tank tonight so his mind and body will be prepared for his upcoming State of the Union address.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 2:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Jedi Master Yoda, living in self-imposed exile, proudly announced to his first visitor in decades that his pronouns are Him/He.
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 3:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The conflict among congressional Republicans took yet another surprise twist today. After what had initially started as a throwaway nomination, the nation was left stunned as the position of Speaker of the House was unexpectedly filled by Jar Jar Binks.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 10:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local Star Wars fan was excitedly awaiting the premiere of the new Andor series on Disney+ so that he will have fresh material about which he can spend the next several weeks complaining to anyone who dares to come near him.
Published: Wednesday, September 28th, 2022 @ 9:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After another controversial video was released showing the dark Jedi Force-choking a suspected Jedi Monday afternoon, Dark Lord of the Sith Supreme Darth Vader has been jailed on suspicion of excessive use of the Force.
Published: Saturday, September 24th, 2022 @ 9:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Orthodox Star Wars fans have reportedly begun preparations for Star Wars Day, which they say occurs on May 11th.
Published: Monday, May 16th, 2022 @ 7:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Elon Musk and a brave band of adventurers snuck aboard the Twitter Death Star to free prisoners located on the space station's detention level, sources with the Galactic Rebellion confirm.
Published: Friday, April 22nd, 2022 @ 2:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Force Awakens is an outstanding return to the Star Wars franchise.
Published: Tuesday, January 11th, 2022 @ 6:16 pm
By: Christopher Maye
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Andrew Jack, an actor who starred in the “Star Wars” franchise and the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, died Tuesday from coronavirus-related complications.
Published: Wednesday, April 1st, 2020 @ 6:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Is it really time for the Jedi to end?
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2018 @ 3:01 am
By: Christopher Maye
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A few days ago an investigative reporter did a look back on the history of businessman, Donald Trump
Published: Sunday, September 6th, 2015 @ 2:17 pm
By: Gene Scarborough
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