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It Was Amazing! Right After I Heard About Him On My Car Radio I Saw Him In Walmart!

I was driving on my way to Walmart a couple of days ago and the Talk Show Host told of a previous caller who told the Talk Show Host that, even though he had been vaccinated, he was going to wear a COVID Mask for the Rest of His Life.

It was like a Miracle! After I got into Walmart I actually Saw That Guy! Don’t doubt me. At first I thought my mind was playing tricks on me, but after you read this Blog Posting, I know you will agree with me that It Was Him!

To illustrate my belief I have a picture of him. I know some of my Dear Readers are Blog Skimmers and they might miss seeing the obvious (obvious to me anyway)...

  • Notice that the Rest of Life Mask Guy is wearing a Plastic Face Shield.
  • Notice it is not just any Plastic Face Shield but it is a Deluxe Plastic Face Shield because it covers His Face and it Covers the Top of His Head.
  • This protects Rest of Life Mask Guy from COVID Germs attacking from the front and from COVID Germs being Coughed at him by COVID Infected Birds Flying Over His Head.
  • Obviously it would also prevent Rest of Life Mask Guy from being infected by germs that were coughed at him by NBA Basketball Players walking by him.
  • In addition to the benefits already mentioned about the Deluxe Plastic Face Shield notice that Rest of Life Mask Guy is wearing a Regular COVID Face Mask.
  • Notice that he is holding his Regular COVID Face Mask away from his face at the time I snapped his picture because he was having difficulty breathing because air was having a hard time getting through his Protective Barriers.
  • Finally, he was wearing plastic gloves to make sure his hands were as well protected as his face was well protected.

I could kick myself for not having my Home Depot Contractors Tape Measure with me. If I had had it with me and I measured the distance between his mouth to the mouth of the person in front of him, I bet you it was Exactly 6 Feet.

My final proof it was Rest of Life Mask Guy is I followed him out of the store and for several miles as he went about going about. He always drove with 6 Car Lengths Between His Car and All Other Cars.

It must have been Rest of Life Mask Guy. Who else could it have been!?

Would I kid u?

Smartfella


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Comments

( May 4th, 2021 @ 9:30 am )
 
I don't understand what all the hub bub is about.

Bobby Tony
( May 4th, 2021 @ 8:26 am )
 
Alex, I think I saw that guy too; he was a bit heavier and less hair, but he was dressed in fine protective layers that could insure that he might live forever, that no germs would ever tear down what his hopes and aspirations had built.
( May 4th, 2021 @ 12:23 am )
 
Good work Alex, with a fine assist from the indominable Bobby Tony.



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