Palestine Protester Tries To Argue With Skinhead But They Just Agree On Everything | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    DALLAS, TX - A tense situation was avoided today, as a Leftist pro-Palestine protestor attempted to get into an argument with a Skinhead but found they really are on the same page about pretty much everything.

    "Wait, what? You hate the Jews too?" asked Chuck Peaslee, a college student and Palestine liberation warrior. "I wanted to punch a Nazi today, but you're making it pretty difficult right now, bro."

    The skinhead, a representative from a local chapter of the Aryan Knights of Odin's Revenge had just finished explaining to Peaslee that his group also seeks the annihilation of the Jewish people. "Right on, man!" the Skinhead said. "The nation of Israel has no right to exist and should be wiped off the face of the earth! High five!"

    "Totally!" replied Peaslee as the two men bonded around their shared hatred. "You know who else I hate? Christians!"

    "Yeah! They're a bunch of Zionist cucks!" the Skinhead answered. "We should wipe out all the Christians too."

    "Absolutely!" Peaslee said. "Jews and Christians are behind everything that's wrong with the world. Everything would be better if we got rid of them all."

    "Way better!" the Skinhead said. "Wait a minute, do you think pineapple belongs on pizza?"

    "Yes!" Peaslee yelled. "Wow, we really do agree on everything. It's like we're kindred spirits. Hey, when the protest is over, you want to go get something to eat?"

    "Sure," the Skinhead said. "As long as it's not Whataburger."

    "Agh, Whataburger is the worst!" Peaslee said. "Another thing we agree on!"

    At publishing time, Peaslee and the Skinhead had clearly struck up what seemed to be the beginning of a lifelong bond based on their shared worldview.

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