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Moyers also pursued the ministry, becoming ordained as a Baptist minister in 1954.
Published: Sunday, July 6th, 2025 @ 10:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Don Richardson revealed himself to be utterly dead inside after failing to shed a single tear while the congregation of First Baptist Church sang "O Holy Night".
Published: Friday, March 22nd, 2024 @ 5:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning act of humility, retired wrestler and two-time WWE Hall of Fame inductee Hulk Hogan went forward during the altar call at Indian Rocks Baptist Church to be baptized
Published: Friday, March 15th, 2024 @ 12:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Josh Reynolds officially pledged today to tithe $700 million to First Baptist Church of Beaufort, which he explained will be paid out as one dollar per year over the next 700 million years.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 8:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pastor Donald Rogers of Second Baptist Birmingham started today's service by unveiling a new church disclaimer that any lyrics about lifting up your hands should be understood as strictly metaphorical.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 7:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an unexpected move, First Baptist Church of Gastonia has scored a tremendous coup for next spring's local church softball league by signing superstar outfielder/pitcher Shohei Otani to a lucrative 10-year, $600 million contract.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 1:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Baptist Publishing House has announced the publication of a new English translation of the Bible, the New Baptist Version or NBV, which helpfully replaces all instances of the word ‘hell' with ‘heck'.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 12:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a desperate bid to stop First Baptist Church from voting on hideous new carpet, local elder Gary McCord took matters into his own hands and pulled the church's fire alarm.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After receiving John the Baptist's head on a platter as requested, Herod's daughter started to wish she had just asked for a cute purse instead.
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 3:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning coincidence, the Holy Spirit descended in power to bring about revival exactly when First Baptist of Cedar Rapids had scheduled a revival service.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 2:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Nursery workers at First Baptist Church of Topeka have begun setting out a tip jar whenever Aiden's parents come to pick him up.
Published: Friday, August 25th, 2023 @ 11:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Church leaders with the Southern Baptist Convention are debating a measure to enshrine a ban on appointing female pastors, with many frustrated attendees now wishing God had written some sort of book telling them whether or not a pastor can be a woman.
Published: Sunday, July 23rd, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Saddleback Church has doubled down on its support for adding female pastors to its staff, despite being kicked out of the Southern Baptist Convention, with founding pastor Rick Warren boasting that he has ordained even more female pastors than Jesus Christ Himself.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 1:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Steve Rollins juked and spun his way past church greeters during a visit to First Baptist Church today, stunning church staff with his world-class elusiveness.
Published: Wednesday, May 31st, 2023 @ 5:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Membership in the Southern Baptist Convention witnessed the largest single-year decline in at least a century as the nation reels from the aftermath of lockdown mandates and pastors become concerned about the denomination’s theologically liberal drift.
Published: Friday, May 19th, 2023 @ 8:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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The leadership of a newly planted church was unable to come up with a suitable name and will instead be forced to settle for being named "13,487th Baptist Church."
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 8:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After collecting each person's offering this morning, ushers at Second Baptist Church proceeded to flip around an iPad to ask congregants if they would also like to include a tip.
Published: Friday, March 31st, 2023 @ 12:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local Baptist church was forced to cancel its normal observation of the Lord's Supper last week after it was discovered that the grape juice used for communion had fermented.
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 10:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning display of spiritual fortitude, Pastor Mark Thompson of the First Baptist Church preached 13 minutes past his allotted time during Sunday's service, declaring that "this has gotta be the start of a revival!"
Published: Thursday, February 23rd, 2023 @ 9:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Second Baptist community was in shock last Sunday after setting a record for the shortest Black church service in history. The service, which lasted just four hours and fifty-two minutes, was led by the church's new pastor, Rev. Ralph Washington Jenkins.
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 6:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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World Economic Forum President Børge Brende personally invited John the Baptist to speak at their annual meeting Tuesday after uncovering his propensity for eating disgusting bugs and owning nothing while being happy.
Published: Saturday, January 21st, 2023 @ 12:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Two millennia ago, the people of Judea visited the Jordan River in droves as the voice of John the Baptist cried to them from the wilderness about the arrival of Jesus Christ.
Published: Tuesday, December 27th, 2022 @ 11:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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The entire congregation of First Baptist Church Of Richmond is on edge this evening after it was discovered that Aiden has been allowed to hold a candle for the kid's choir rendition of "Silent Night."
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 12:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, California Pastor John MacArthur wrote an open letter reprimanding California Governor Gavin Newsom after the governor took out billboards across the country promoting abortion services using quotes from Jesus.
Published: Monday, October 10th, 2022 @ 2:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A rescue party going through the wreckage formerly known as the "First Baptist Baton Rouge Nursery" found an ominous note scrawled out, warning that "they are coming."
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 11:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden’s (D) administration has reportedly launched an investigation into the Southern Baptist Convention (SBC) over its handling of alleged scandals within the church.
Published: Thursday, August 25th, 2022 @ 10:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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A bombshell report emerged this week from the Southern Baptist Convention: the denomination famous for abstinence and definitely nothing else has been harboring a secret alcohol cabinet for decades.
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 6:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Bishop tells it the way it is
Published: Sunday, April 10th, 2022 @ 6:04 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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An alleged illegal alien from China is facing a federal second-degree arson charge after allegedly setting fire to the historic First Baptist Church in Montgomery, Alabama, which is attended by the state’s governor.
Published: Friday, December 17th, 2021 @ 4:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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Someone once said, “Be grateful for the doors of opportunity — and for friends who oil the hinges.”
Published: Sunday, August 8th, 2021 @ 1:24 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Today, Governor Roy Cooper visited Mount Zion Baptist Church in Greensboro to see people getting vaccinated and learn more about how Guilford County is targeting undeserved communities in its vaccine distribution.
Published: Sunday, February 14th, 2021 @ 9:31 pm
By: Governor's Office
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I'll start my contribution to this series with one of the most beautiful spiritual songs . A musical version of the Catholic Rosary.
Published: Tuesday, December 15th, 2020 @ 6:47 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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Vidant Health and Wake Forest Baptist Health, along with other major health systems in North Carolina, are joining together in a Community Research Partnership with patients to better understand the spread of COVID-19.
Published: Tuesday, October 20th, 2020 @ 12:24 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Lawmakers gave Wake Forest Baptist Health $100,000 for random antibody testing to gather data on how many N.C. residents had the coronavirus.
Published: Monday, April 20th, 2020 @ 4:14 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Services for Deputy Brooks will be held on Saturday at Englewood Baptist Church in Rocky Mount.
Published: Thursday, November 21st, 2019 @ 2:39 pm
By: Governor's Office
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On Sunday, the senior pastor of Stetson Baptist Church in DeLand, Florida revealed to the congregation how many lives will be impacted by their generous giving.
Published: Saturday, July 13th, 2019 @ 10:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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Alliance Defending Freedom attorneys representing a North Carolina church voluntarily dismissed their lawsuit against the city of Monroe Thursday after officials voted Tuesday to amend recent additions to the city's zoning code
Published: Saturday, August 25th, 2018 @ 9:45 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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On Sunday afternoon, Devin Patrick Kelley, 26, walked out of the First Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, Texas, where he had just opened fire on parishioners during mass.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2017 @ 4:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The First Lady and I are pleased to welcome Gail McGovern of the American Red Cross, David Hudson of the Salvation Army, and Kevin Ezell of Southern Baptist Disaster Relief.
Published: Saturday, September 2nd, 2017 @ 11:50 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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