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A day after being forced out of the University of Pennsylvania, Liz Magill has been announced as the new President of the Hamas Institute of Technology.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 11:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A catastrophic tragedy has befallen the former socialist utopia of Argentina as 1 billion citizens have already died due to Libertarian candidate Javier Milei being elected president.
Published: Saturday, January 27th, 2024 @ 10:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As the United States enters the 33rd month of Joe Biden's presidency, the American people expressed conflicted feelings, with most people torn between being angry the president never shows up for work and being relieved he never shows up for work.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 5:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Two left-leaning organizations sent a letter to North Carolina’s State Board of Elections last week urging the state officials to block former president Donald J. Trump from being able to run for president
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 5:08 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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As news reports regarding plus-sized rapper/actress/flutist Lizzo's alleged outrageous acts that resulted in her being sued by former backup dancers, the Library of Congress discretely made the decision to thoroughly clean President James Madison's crystal flute
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 7:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) is being sued to turn over approximately 5,400 emails connected to then-Vice President Joe Biden’s pseudonym accounts to forward government information and business with his son, Hunter Biden, and others.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 4:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Senator Bill Cassidy (R-LA) said on Sunday that he was open to considering being on or supporting the presidential ticket for the No Labels political organization if the conditions are right.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 3:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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A young Finnish child was suddenly imbued with the incredible powers of advanced age and dementia Thursday after being bitten by a stray American president.
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 3:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a sudden flurry of moves declared by members of the administration to be a "total coincidence" in the wake of cocaine being discovered in the White House, President Joe Biden has promised to fix the immigration issues at the southern border
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 7:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Washington & Lee University, initially named Augusta Academy, then Liberty Hall Academy before being renamed for America’s first president George Washington and Confederate General Robert E. Lee, has removed the plaque honoring Lee’s famed steed Traveller.
Published: Friday, September 8th, 2023 @ 7:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Iowa evangelical leader Bob Vander Plaats, president and CEO of The Family Leader, has voiced strong concerns about former President Donald Trump being the 2024 GOP presidential nominee.
Published: Monday, August 28th, 2023 @ 8:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Being president is a 24/7/365 job. As President George W. Bush once told me, every morning when he arrived at the Oval Office (promptly at 6:55 a.m.), the world’s most pressing problems were already there on his desk, waiting for him.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 9:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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White House aides are reportedly being lied to in strategy meetings in an apparent attempt to cover up the president’s seventh grandchild, an illegitimate child fathered by the president’s son, Hunter.
Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 1:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden snapped at a reporter during a press conference on Thursday after the reporter asked him about an alleged scandal involving a bribery scheme that Biden is accused of being involved in while he was vice president in the Obama administration.
Published: Monday, June 26th, 2023 @ 6:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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A visibly shaken Kaitlan Collins announced she will be suing Trump for assault and defamation after being destroyed by the former President on national television last night.
Published: Friday, June 9th, 2023 @ 6:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Secret Service agents are reportedly set to testify at the end of this week after being subpoenaed by a federal grand jury in the criminal investigation into former President Donald Trump’s handling of classified materials.
Published: Wednesday, April 26th, 2023 @ 10:36 am
By: Daily Wire
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NEW YORK, NY — A local man being robbed at gunpoint on the subway expressed relief that prosecutors are hard at work attempting to bring President Donald Trump to justice on charges of falsifying business records.
Published: Monday, April 17th, 2023 @ 12:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis would be powerless to stop constituent and possible 2024 White House rival Donald Trump from being arrested on a New York City warrant if a grand jury indicts the former president, Ben Shapiro said Tuesday.
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 11:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After being alerted to a possible indictment of former President Trump, law enforcement scrambled to try to find handcuffs big enough to fit his unbelievably massive hands.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 11:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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History was made last night, as a human being laughed at The Late Show with Stephen Colbert for the first time since the show began its run in September 2018. To accomplish this feat, Colbert brought in a ringer — Vice President Kamala Harris.
Published: Monday, March 27th, 2023 @ 2:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An envoy of extraterrestrial beings stifled their frustration and asked to be taken to a different leader after their initial meeting with President Joe Biden left them confused and exasperated, sources say.
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 6:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In recognition of Biden's tremendous accomplishment of going one full day without more classified documents found at one of his residences, the White House has proudly hung a banner saying: "1 Day Without Classified Documents Being Discovered At President's House."
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 11:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Senate race in Georgia has been called for Democrat Raphael Warnock, making this the second Republican loss in a row for that seat. Former President Trump soon took to Truth Social to remind the country that no other president has managed to lose the Senate
Published: Thursday, December 29th, 2022 @ 4:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A host of historic artifacts, including firearms linked to two presidents, are being sold this weekend, giving bidders the rare opportunity to own the gun of a former president.
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 9:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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The top-secret military base Area 51 is being overrun by curious visitors this morning after former president Trump announced he had declassified the installation in his mind several years ago.
Published: Monday, December 12th, 2022 @ 12:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The aides for President Joe Biden (D) screamed at reporters Wednesday afternoon to prevent them from being able to ask the president questions as the president looked on and mocked them.
Published: Saturday, November 5th, 2022 @ 8:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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Per the rules of the Left and legacy media, the president is responsible for any violence committed by supporters of his ideology.
Published: Wednesday, October 19th, 2022 @ 11:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Man, being a Democratic politician like President Joe Biden is so easy.
Published: Wednesday, October 19th, 2022 @ 6:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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As the midterm elections approach, cynical Republicans are pouncing on Biden for being one of the worst presidents ever.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 1:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The situation of migrants being transported throughout the United States escalated even further today as Vice President Kamala Harris spoke to the media and officially declared a crisis at the border surrounding her residence in Washington, D.C.
Published: Tuesday, September 27th, 2022 @ 12:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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FBI Responds To Zuckerberg’s Bombshell Rogan Revelation Bureau Helped Bury Hunter Biden Laptop StoryThe FBI finally weighed in on Mark Zuckerberg’s claim that Facebook suppressed the Hunter Biden laptop story after being warned about “Russian propaganda” by the bureau ahead of the 2020 presidential election.
Published: Tuesday, August 30th, 2022 @ 10:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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After years of being a social and political pariah, former Vice President Dick Cheney is overjoyed to no longer be the least likable Cheney in America.
Published: Thursday, July 7th, 2022 @ 11:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As Planned Parenthood locations shut down across America in the wake of Roe being overturned, "I Did That!" stickers featuring President Trump have appeared on each shuttered clinic.
Published: Monday, July 4th, 2022 @ 9:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Being the executive leader of the United States of our big piece of America is NOT a task for a puppet president or an idiot, which in the case of Joe Biden, he is both.
Published: Tuesday, April 19th, 2022 @ 8:02 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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President Barack Obama has returned to the White House after growing tired of working remotely. The President said it was time to work in the Oval Office once again, after over a year of being the president from his Martha's Vineyard estate.
Published: Wednesday, April 13th, 2022 @ 2:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Republican lawmakers have introduced a bill this week banning the federal government from being able to buy crack pipes, and appear to have taken a shot at Democrat President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, who was an admitted crack addict, with the name the bill was given.
Published: Sunday, April 3rd, 2022 @ 8:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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ABC’s “The View” faced backlash on Monday after a couple of the co-hosts on show suggested that former Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) should be investigated by the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) for allegedly being a “Russian propagandists and shilling for [Russian President Vladimir] Putin.”
Published: Tuesday, March 15th, 2022 @ 12:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A Ukrainian soldier is being credited with giving his life by blowing up a bridge to stop advancing Russian forces that were cutting through Ukraine after Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered a full-scale invasion this week.
Published: Wednesday, March 2nd, 2022 @ 8:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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A new Cygnal survey commissioned by the Republican State Leadership Committee (RSLC) shows that the radical liberal agenda being pursued by President Biden and his allies in Washington, D.C. is sinking Democrats at the state legislative level in a number of key battleground states across the country
Published: Friday, January 28th, 2022 @ 11:11 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Ed Morrissey writes at HotAir.com about major media outlets’ newfound discovery that a pandemic creates special challenges for a president.
Published: Wednesday, February 24th, 2021 @ 12:45 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Cindy McCain, the widow of the late Republican Senator John McCain, has broken her silence after being censored by the Arizona GOP for supporting Joe Biden over Donald Trump in the last presidential election.
Published: Tuesday, January 26th, 2021 @ 3:20 pm
By: LifeZette
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