A local Chick-fil-A ground to a halt Wednesday after an employee accidentally told another employee, "My pleasure." As a result, the pair of employees became trapped in an endless loop of "my pleasure" with no end in sight.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An emergency alert message was errantly sent to over 330 million phones today after President Biden accidentally hit the wrong button reaching for his Life Alert.
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 2:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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illegall aliens treated better than American veterans
Published: Sunday, December 3rd, 2023 @ 6:39 pm
By: John Steed
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Legendary comedian Dana Carvey announced on Thursday that his oldest son Dex had died of an accidental drug overdose. Dex was 32 years old.
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 7:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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ROCKY MOUNT, N.C., (October 5, 2023) – Today, the Golden LEAF Board of Directors awarded $1,949,100 to support five projects through the Open Grants Program.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 1:29 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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A female student-athlete reportedly had two of her teeth knocked out during a high school field hockey game last week after a shot struck by an opposing male player deflected off a teammate’s stick and caused the facial injury.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Democrats accidentally let their master plan to utterly destroy the United States Constitution slip out into public slightly ahead of schedule.
Published: Tuesday, November 14th, 2023 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Tar Heel State is a laggard among the 50 states on healthcare outcomes at a rank of 42nd, according to a new analysis from WalletHub.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 2:39 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Students and campus staffers have been caught — on multiple college campuses in the United States — tearing down posters of missing or kidnapped Israeli citizens in the wake of the devastating Hamas terrorist attacks that took place just over a week ago.
Published: Saturday, November 4th, 2023 @ 11:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, local atheist Sam Thorp has been gloriously converted to Christianity only seconds after hearing Johnny Cash's hit song "The Man Comes Around" for the first time.
Published: Saturday, November 4th, 2023 @ 7:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The federal judge presiding over former President Donald Trump's trial on charges of election interference has set a trial date that will line up perfectly to interfere with the 2024 presidential election.
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 7:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) promoted propaganda over the weekend that falsely portrayed children as having died from Israeli military operations when, in reality, they died a decade ago from fighting in Syria.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 4:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The budget our legislature has passed is the cherry on top of the upside-down power grab cake our lawmakers have been baking since January.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 12:11 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Tonight, America gets to watch as eight Republican candidates duke it out for the chance of possibly being Trump's VP selection! Woo-hoo! The Babylon Bee is here with an exciting list of Easter eggs to look for during tonight's event:
Published: Tuesday, October 24th, 2023 @ 10:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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MOSCOW — Yevgeny Prigozhin, head of the Wagner mercenary group and leader of a failed Russian uprising in June of 2023, has passed away after accidentally ingesting a SA-2 surface-to-air missile while aboard a passenger plane.
Published: Monday, October 23rd, 2023 @ 11:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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If this author knows anything about anything, it’s that Democrats and the Left think that even the most minor disruption of an official proceeding of Congress is just about the worst thing you can do in American politics these days (or so they claim).
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 12:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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ECU faculty guiding new inter-institutional research for equity initiatives
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 12:09 pm
By: ECU News Services
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ECU’s impact felt in improved integrated care model
Published: Wednesday, October 18th, 2023 @ 12:32 am
By: ECU News Services
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A local grandfather railed against his offspring and younger generations in general this week, demanding to know why so many young people are still living with their parents well into adulthood
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 2:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An investigator working for Georgia‘s Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis accidentally shot and wounded herself with a firearm, according to authorities.
Published: Sunday, October 15th, 2023 @ 2:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Forced into playing defense following the deadly attacks perpetrated by Hamas, the White House aggressively denied the $6 billion it sent to Iran had anything at all to do with the $6 billion worth of rockets launched into Israel.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 4:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of denying the existence of his 7th grandchild, a 4-year-old girl named Navy, Biden has now announced he will be making it up to the youngster by making her the head of one of his Ukrainian shell companies.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Democratic senator who suggested that the federal government not investigate who leaked Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito’s draft opinion overturning Roe v. Wade is now pressuring Chief Justice John Roberts with an ethics complaint targeting Alito
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 8:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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After careful consideration, the Biden family announced that they have officially designated Hunter for assignment to make room for their 7th grandchild on the family roster.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 3:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Come for Morning Wire’s Afternoon Update’s straight news, but stay for the Rapid Reactions.
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 12:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Amid the vast savannah of cubicles that make up the marketing department, Gerald Kneevy is on the hunt. Following a brutal three-day weekend with little social interaction, the department accountant prowls the office in search of his next small-talk victim.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 11:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who as a prosecutor effectively targeted the Mafia and as a mayor cleaned up the city of New York before becoming an advisor to Donald Trump.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 8:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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ECU, UNC Pembroke sign dental school early assurance agreement
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 3:42 am
By: ECU News Services
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Gov. Roy Cooper could soon be uncapping his veto pen yet again after the North Carolina General Assembly gave final approval to a Parents’ Bill of Rights on June 29.
Published: Sunday, September 17th, 2023 @ 3:36 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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At the August 2023 meeting, the Golden LEAF Board of Directors awarded $1,158,333 to support five projects through the Open Grants Program, $3,150,518 in funding for 10 projects through the Flood Mitigation Program, and $2,778,721 in funding for 24 projects
Published: Sunday, September 17th, 2023 @ 3:00 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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STEM summer immersion program builds pathways, partnerships
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 6:09 pm
By: ECU News Services
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ROCKY MOUNT, N.C., (August 3, 2023) – Today, the Golden LEAF Board of Directors awarded $1,158,333 to support five projects through the Open Grants Program, $3,150,518 in funding for 10 projects through the Flood Mitigation Program
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 2:14 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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