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"Margo’s Got Money Troubles" explores how financial desperation drives women to OnlyFans. That’s not empowering. It’s exploitative.
Published: Thursday, July 2nd, 2026 @ 12:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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ends socialist rule
Published: Monday, June 22nd, 2026 @ 10:38 am
By: John Steed
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“Governor Stein is deaf to the desperate pleas of Charlotte's police and residents."
Published: Thursday, November 13th, 2025 @ 8:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"You’re going to have to be a spokesperson, advocate, organizer."
Published: Friday, June 6th, 2025 @ 11:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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Flop-sweat of desperation against National Rally and AfD
Published: Thursday, November 14th, 2024 @ 8:27 am
By: John Steed
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Raleigh, NC – Today, on the first day of candidate filing, Democratic activists filed a lawsuit challenging North Carolina's new congressional map, which was approved by the North Carolina General Assembly over a month ago.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 7:15 pm
By: ENC NOW
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FAYETTEVILLE, AR — As the December days began to tick away, a local man grew so desperate in his attempt to buy his wife a great Christmas gift that he decided to reach out to the National Security Agency to find out what she wants.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A former spokesperson for Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) dropped her calls to #BelieveAllWomen when she was confronted with reports that Israeli women had been brutally raped by Hamas terrorists during the October 7 massacre.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2023 @ 11:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a desperate bid to stop First Baptist Church from voting on hideous new carpet, local elder Gary McCord took matters into his own hands and pulled the church's fire alarm.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, the city of Philadelphia is being plagued by looters stealing from liquor stores, electronics stores, and shoe stores. Reports indicate the looters are noble impoverished people just trying to find bread to feed their children.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 8:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a shocking move, Ukraine announced today that they have hired trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney as their official military spokesperson.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Now entering its third encounter with Whoopi Goldberg, the COVID virus has begun desperately searching for a vaccine against the talk show host.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 9:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis was seen last night waving around a joint in front of local police officers in a desperate attempt to get arrested and have a cool mugshot just like Trump.
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 4:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“Given the Biden [and French President Emmanuel Macron] administrations' desperation for any facsimile of a deal with the Khomeinist regime, they will likely sweep this under the rug."
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 4:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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White House National Security Council spokesperson John Kirby refused to say this week that nuclear war is more dangerous to humanity than climate change.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 12:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Ukrainian officials suspended trans-identifying American junior sergeant Sarah Ashton-Cirillo from duties as a military spokesperson for the Eastern European nation after Ashton-Cirillo said critics of U.S. involvement in Ukraine’s ongoing war with Russia would be “hunted down.”
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 1:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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The media and general public were collectively unsure how to respond today, as a visiting "alien commander" from space held a press conference to ask the people of Earth to provide his planet with $40 billion in foreign aid
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 3:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With other ideas having failed, the family of Professor-Author-Philosopher Dr. Jordan B. Peterson made one final, desperate attempt to distract him with several cats in order to confiscate his phone.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 1:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A spokesperson for President Joe Biden said that when Biden arrived in Maui — nearly two weeks after wildfires swept through western Maui — one of his priorities would be to make sure residents were aware that he had “been there since day one.”
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 12:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As mainstream media reports circulated that maintaining physical fitness is a sign of far-right extremism, a spokesperson for the Federal Bureau of Investigation disclosed that the agency already has a surveillance team closely monitoring
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 11:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As time runs out for the passengers on the Titan submersible that went looking deep into the sea for wreckage of the Titanic, a last-ditch effort involving heavy machinery and submarines arrived in Newfoundland on Tuesday night.
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 4:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With corporations now having reservations about hiring Dylan Mulvaney as a spokesperson in the wake of backlash against Bud Light and Nike, the TikTok personality and trans activist has now begun blackmailing companies by threatening to publicly endorse their products.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 4:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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There is no official evidence that proves alien life forms from other worlds exist, according to a Pentagon spokesman who gave a press briefing with an alien facehugger attached to his face.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 12:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Montana trans lawmaker Zooey Zephyr, formerly known as Zachary Raasch, feels strongly that he has nailed his audition as Bud Light's next spokesperson after leading loud demonstrations in the Montana State Capitol last week.
Published: Wednesday, May 31st, 2023 @ 5:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Fox News host Greg Gutfeld defended his former colleague Tucker Carlson, calling out the “hall monitor failures” who would like nothing better than to see the popular ex-Fox News host destroyed.
Published: Friday, May 19th, 2023 @ 10:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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After suffering significant public relations and financial backlash after making trans activist and TikTok personality Dylan Mulvaney a spokesperson, parent company Anheuser-Busch is confident their new Bud Light commercial
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 8:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a match made in heaven, a beverage that tries to pass itself as beer has hired as its spokesperson a man trying to pass himself off as a woman.
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 6:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Democrat Gov. Roy Cooper’s recent executive order to remove the college degree requirement for most state jobs comes at a time when recruitment for some state offices is desperately low.
Published: Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 @ 11:55 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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In a stunning development resulting from the faltering of the United States banking system, banks have now begun calling their customers and asking for loans. According to reports, thousands of desperate bankers have called up lendees to ask for a few bucks.
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 12:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After being alerted to a possible indictment of former President Trump, law enforcement scrambled to try to find handcuffs big enough to fit his unbelievably massive hands.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 11:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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North Carolina House Speaker Tim Moore, R-Cleveland, and Rep. David Willis, R-Union, were involved in a car accident around 9:30 P.M. on Thursday where they were “rammed from behind several times,” according to Demi Dowdy, a spokesperson for Moore.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 8:11 am
By: Carolina Journal
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A scene of desperation and panic unfolded on a Delta Airlines flight after the captain of the all-female flight crew announced over the intercom that everything was fine.
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 3:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Desperate to keep more of the American public from seeing previously unreleased security camera footage from the January 6, 2021 breaching of the U.S. Capitol, New York Senator Chuck Schumer has now issued a warning that the Buffalo Hat QAnon Shaman will crawl out of the TV
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 12:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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If Anthony Fauci’s desperate, years-long effort to hide evidence that the mystery bat virus came out of China’s mysterious bat virus laboratory is finally unraveling, don’t blame Kristian Andersen.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 7:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s department said Sunday that authorities investigating the death of Auxiliary Bishop David O’Connell are handling the situation as a murder investigation, a spokesperson told The Daily Wire.
Published: Sunday, February 26th, 2023 @ 9:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Left continues to hyperventilate over North Carolina’s proposed Parents’ Bill of Rights, SB 49. In yesterday’s Raleigh News and Observer, Sara Pequeno joined in the fray when she opined that the legislation “could torpedo school funding for mental health.”
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 12:45 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Several celebrities and a GLAAD spokesperson are criticizing Candace Cameron Bure for her recent comments on “traditional marriage,” while her daughter Natasha came to her defense.
Published: Friday, December 16th, 2022 @ 3:04 am
By: Daily Wire
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Famed actress and Democrat spokesperson for The View Whoopi Goldberg has decided she is leaving Twitter now that Elon Musk is in control.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 2:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It is desperation time in Georgia for a certain gubernatorial candidate named Stacey Abrams (D), as polls indicate it’s all but a guarantee that she will get demolished on November 8 in a rematch against incumbent Governor Brian Kemp (R).
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 7:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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After being dropped by Adidas and several other lucrative sponsors for controversial comments about the Jews, Kanye West has desperately been looking for other companies who might be willing to sponsor him.
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 12:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden has all but embraced Beelzebub in a last-ditch effort to shore up Democrats facing a bloodbath on Election Day.
Published: Wednesday, November 2nd, 2022 @ 7:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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