"I identify as a gift card."
Published: Thursday, August 3rd, 2023 @ 4:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After a Twitter announcement that was hampered by tech issues, Governor Ron DeSantis has assured that anyone who was unable to hear the announcement on Elon Musk's platform will soon receive a follow-up announcement on their pagers.
Published: Saturday, June 24th, 2023 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Author J.K. Rowling unloaded on British journalist Patrick Strudwick in a lengthy tweet on Monday, accusing him of running with a demonstrably false story about a “Let Women Speak” event that took place in Australia.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 6:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With the Writer's Guild still on strike, Saturday Night Live announced they will be back on air this weekend thanks to a popular new host who requires no writers since he can ad-lib for hours: Donald Trump.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 11:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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First time since fall of military dictatorship that incumbent party wins election
Published: Monday, May 22nd, 2023 @ 6:42 pm
By: John Steed
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The second Tennessee Democrat — who was ousted for his role in the storming of the state capitol earlier this month — was unanimously reappointed by a Memphis commission Wednesday.
Published: Monday, May 15th, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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Deirdre McCloskey, a trans-identifying professor, no longer wants to debate Daily Wire host Michael Knowles, dropping out of an event that was scheduled for next Tuesday at the University of Pittsburgh.
Published: Friday, May 12th, 2023 @ 1:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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In brief remarks today regarding the ongoing debate about biological male athletes identifying as females and competing in women's sports, President Joe Biden made sure to specifically thank former soccer star and controversial activist Megan Rapinoe for supporting inclusivity.
Published: Wednesday, May 3rd, 2023 @ 8:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“60 Minutes” host Lesley Stahl spoke with Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) — the interview aired during Sunday’s broadcast – and liberals immediately attacked both Stahl and CBS.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 9:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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womens sports advocate and swimming champion assaulted at San Fran Saate Univ
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 3:32 pm
By: John Steed
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The House of Representatives, in a virtually straight party-line vote, passed the Parents Bill of Rights bill on Friday. Democrats unanimously opposed the measure; they were joined by five Republicans
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 5:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Daily Wire podcast host Michael Knowles said Thursday that America is suffering from an identity crisis.
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 2:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, staunchly resisting the leftists who have attacked his government’s plan to reform the country’s judiciary and bring it more into line with the judicial system in America, issued a special statement announcing he would not cave to the opposition.
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 8:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a historic vote, Tennessee Republicans expelled two state House Democrats on Thursday over their actions during last week’s storming of the state capitol building by gun control activists, where Democrats led chants with a bullhorn and disrupted the floor session.
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 12:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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WY state representative
Published: Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 @ 5:34 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Parents should have the right to determine the direction of their children’s and education, not teachers or the government
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 12:32 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Liberal activist Sharon Welch declared today that she was "literally living in Nazi Germany" after parents removed pornographic material from an elementary school library.
Published: Sunday, April 2nd, 2023 @ 9:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a press conference held in support of Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg yesterday, Democrats vowed to arrest as many political opponents as it would take to defeat fascism.
Published: Sunday, April 2nd, 2023 @ 12:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Representatives from the trans community across the nation are reporting record levels of feeling "extremely unsafe" due to the knowledge that somewhere out there, a hockey player might not be wearing a pride jersey.
Published: Friday, March 31st, 2023 @ 8:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Supreme Court has asked for significant extra funding for police protection in the wake of abortion activists targeting SCOTUS judges because of the overturn of Roe v. Wade.
Published: Thursday, March 23rd, 2023 @ 5:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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They can’t build a new world order until the old one is destroyed.
Published: Tuesday, February 28th, 2023 @ 9:49 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Chief Twit Elon Musk is no midwit.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 3:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A Bible class for kindergarteners was interrupted Sunday when Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez burst through the door and informed the five-year-olds in attendance that Jesus was a fascist. The children reportedly left the classroom in tears.
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 11:43 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Speaking before the House Oversight Committee, former Twitter Global Head of Trust and Safety Yoel Roth admitted that he had used disappearing message apps when communicating with government officials.
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 12:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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NHL star Ivan Provorov declined to participate in the Philadelphia Flyers' Pride Night or wear a rainbow-colored jersey, saying if he wanted to support the gay agenda he would have played soccer instead of hockey.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 2:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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List of new definitions
Published: Monday, January 2nd, 2023 @ 6:19 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The biological man, who claims to be a transgender woman and created a furor in Los Angeles by allegedly exposing his genitals to women and an underage girl at a spa, was arrested last week after fleeing authorities for over a year.
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 9:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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Conservative commentator Larry Elder joined country music legend John Rich and retired neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson in purchasing a bank meant to safeguard customers from the modern financial system’s tendency to censor and cancel dissidents.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 3:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a solemn moment of solidarity, The Washington Post has lowered the flags at all its buildings nationwide to half-staff in remembrance of the brave journalists who were suspended from Twitter by Elon Musk.
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2022 @ 9:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi drafted articles of impeachment against newly elected Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni Tuesday to combat what she calls "far-right extremist Mussolini cosplay under the Tuscan sun."
Published: Monday, December 12th, 2022 @ 1:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Commentary
Published: Friday, December 2nd, 2022 @ 7:40 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Actor Ralph Fiennes made it clear that he stood with “Harry Potter” creator J.K. Rowling, decrying the verbal abuse directed at her in recent months as “appalling” and “disgusting.”
Published: Thursday, December 1st, 2022 @ 11:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Twenty-four members of the US Men's Soccer team were thrown off the top of the Lusail Stadium today after defying Qatar authorities and wearing LGBTQ+ jerseys on the field. Twenty-four players died in the incident.
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 12:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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