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Disney executives announced an upcoming installment in the popular Star Wars franchise that will feature a female Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.
Published: Thursday, April 4th, 2024 @ 6:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The turquoise waters surrounding the small island chain that includes Guam and the Northern Mariana Islands hold opportunities for exploring future wind energy projects. But they also hold important archaeological and cultural heritage sites.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 10:53 am
By: ECU News Services
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With Disney's latest animated film Wish bombing at the box office, the House of Mouse is looking for anything that can be done to correct its box office nosedive this year. Long regarded as an invincible creative force, Disney has all hands on deck to solve the problem.
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 2:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After record-breaking low box office sales with the opening of The Marvels, Disney has announced they will be rereleasing the flop and replacing every single actor with Chris Pratt.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 11:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of denying the existence of his 7th grandchild, a 4-year-old girl named Navy, Biden has now announced he will be making it up to the youngster by making her the head of one of his Ukrainian shell companies.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The tech world is abuzz over an innovative new productivity app now available for iPhone and Android. The app is said to boost productivity by simply turning the phone off for a very long time.
Published: Sunday, July 2nd, 2023 @ 6:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Today, Republican National Committee (RNC) Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel announced “Bank Your Vote,” a nationwide campaign focused on maximizing pre-Election Day voting.
Published: Saturday, June 24th, 2023 @ 4:40 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Anheuser-Busch, the company that makes Bud Light, has suffered weeks of stagnant sales following a simple marketing campaign celebrating breathtaking female woman Dylan Mulvaney, who is totally a woman.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 2:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Trustees launch refreshed strategic plan, appoint Honors College dean
Published: Saturday, May 20th, 2023 @ 9:12 pm
By: ECU News Services
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With three weeks to go until the 2022 midterm elections, things are so bad for Democrats that they’re already getting their stories together on who and what to blame for what many pollsters are predicting will be a bloodbath for the party.
Published: Wednesday, October 26th, 2022 @ 6:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Board room Demons erupted with thunderous applause and praise for their CEO Satan as he pitched another sinister idea of rebranding the dated term "child sacrifice" with "abortion."
Published: Monday, October 10th, 2022 @ 3:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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North Carolina Department of Public Instruction announced that revisions to state guidance standards would commence during the current school year
Published: Sunday, October 9th, 2022 @ 1:21 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Seeing the need to provide more affordable options for travelers affected by record inflation, Spirit Airlines has introduced a new bargain flight where they just launch you in a medieval catapult.
Published: Saturday, October 1st, 2022 @ 1:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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New surveys from Democrat Party strategists reportedly show that the party’s brand is in shambles nationwide as the Biden administration deals with skyrocketing inflation, rising fuel costs, a disaster on the U.S. Southern Border, fallout from the disaster in Afghanistan, and other problems.
Published: Sunday, July 31st, 2022 @ 9:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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A 17-state coalition seeking out gas tax alternatives is looking for volunteers in North Carolina to test mileage-based user fees (MBUF).
Published: Wednesday, July 20th, 2022 @ 12:09 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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According to sources, senior White House aides are still searching for a Biden they can send out in public following recent gaffes and federal crimes committed by Joe, Jill, and Hunter Biden.
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 5:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A member of the North Carolina House of Representatives has proposed a bill that would allocate $10,112 from the general fund to NC State University’s College of Natural Resources in order to promote diversity in the game of Pickleball.
Published: Monday, June 6th, 2022 @ 10:48 am
By: Carolina Journal
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In a show of solidarity with a vocal minority of gender activists who don't purchase their products, Fisher-Price introduced the "My First Gender Transition" playset for kids ages 2 to 9.
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 11:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Last week, the North Carolina State Board of Education approved a request to begin drafting new science and healthful living standards for public schools.
Published: Sunday, May 22nd, 2022 @ 10:45 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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“Doddering, quasi-senile president who has to have his press team clean up his remarks after every time he opens his mouth versus somebody like me who’s out there — I’m very direct, I say what I mean, I mean what I say, I lead and I get things done.”
Published: Thursday, March 31st, 2022 @ 5:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Spiritous liquor is still in short supply in ABC stores across the state, and supply still isn’t keeping up with demand. Republican lawmakers say things are getting even worse.
Published: Saturday, November 6th, 2021 @ 10:59 am
By: Carolina Journal
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'Family Research Organization': married households are racist
Published: Wednesday, October 13th, 2021 @ 1:34 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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ECU introduces K-12 students to benefits of college education
Published: Tuesday, April 27th, 2021 @ 4:06 pm
By: ECU News Services
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As the weather cools and the holidays approach, wearing a mask when you are around people you do not live with is essential to slow the spread of COVID-19.
Published: Friday, October 30th, 2020 @ 9:53 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The “Whatever Your Reason” campaign, a new statewide public campaign to encourage every North Carolinian to wear a mask in our collective fight against COVID-19, is being launched today by the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services (NCDHHS).
Published: Friday, September 4th, 2020 @ 12:59 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Leandro v. State of North Carolina casts a long shadow over the public schools in the Tar Heel state.
Published: Saturday, May 23rd, 2020 @ 11:12 am
By: Civitas Insitute
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ECU student examines what’s stopping kids from playing sports
Published: Saturday, March 7th, 2020 @ 7:54 am
By: ECU News Services
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On January 21, Eric Davis, chairman of the North Carolina State Board of Education distributed a memo to selected organizations titled “Invitation to Submit Recommended Priorities in Response to WestEd Report (WER) in Leandro.”
Published: Tuesday, February 25th, 2020 @ 1:28 pm
By: Civitas Insitute
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Superior Court Judge David Lee released a consultant’s report that recommended spending another $8 billion over eight years to ensure the state complies with the constitutional requirement to provide all children an opportunity to receive a sound, basic education.
Published: Tuesday, January 21st, 2020 @ 12:08 am
By: Civitas Insitute
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