Disaster struck at the San Francisco Zoo today after a pair of furries was added to the African Lion enclosure.
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 2:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Friday, the San Francisco Police Department finally released bodycam footage from the night that Rep. Nancy Pelosi’s husband, Paul, was allegedly attacked by David DePape — a reported illegal alien with mental problems.
Published: Monday, February 6th, 2023 @ 1:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The hard-Left Associated Press blared the “news” from the rooftops: “Pope says homosexuality not a crime,” screamed the headline on Wednesday.
Published: Saturday, February 4th, 2023 @ 8:54 am
By: Daily Wire
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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has been spotted in town after hearing the proposed payment of $5 million in reparations for all black people. The otherwise pasty, white Prime Minister appeared to have painted his entire body with black paint.
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 7:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A San Francisco reparations committee proposed a plan to city officials last month that would pay longtime black residents of the Northern California metropolitan city $5 million each while granting total debt forgiveness for facing decades of “systematic repression.”
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 12:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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William Francis (Bill) Dyer, Jr. died peacefully January 15, 2023. He was born in Whiteville, NC on April 12, 1927, the son of the late William Francis Dyer, Sr. and Edna Oneida Gurganious Dyer.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 10:37 am
By: Announcements
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The Vatican has announced the passing of Pope Benedict, the last and final Catholic Pope.
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 1:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A whopping 6.4-magnitude earthquake hit northern California at roughly 2:30 Tuesday morning, leaving over 70,000 people without power.
Published: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 @ 10:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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San Francisco authorities proposed a new “dystopian” policy heading for approval next week that would license department robots to kill suspects who threaten the lives of citizens and police officers in the crime-ridden city.
Published: Monday, December 19th, 2022 @ 9:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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Pope Francis fired some of the leadership of the Vatican’s international charitable organization Caritas Internationalis on Tuesday following the findings of an external review.
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2022 @ 1:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Barstool Sports personality Francis Ellis bashed Fox News hosts Jesse Watters and Tucker Carlson — and mocked the network’s audience as stupid — on a hot mic just days after making an appearance on Watters’ show.
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 9:36 am
By: Daily Wire
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The city of San Francisco is offering a monthly stimulus program exclusively for transgender residents.
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 7:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, a local developer who was recently let go from Twitter is having a difficult time finding the meditation room at his new job at the SFO Airport Taco Bell.
Published: Monday, November 21st, 2022 @ 12:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local stay-at-home tech worker Flamden Dwadles is taking a much-needed 3-hour break from hard labor this afternoon as a welcome reward for answering one email.
Published: Friday, November 11th, 2022 @ 8:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As Elon Musk takes over Twitter this week and begins looking for ways to make the $44 billion-dollar company more profitable, some employees are starting to worry about the future of their jobs.
Published: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022 @ 1:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Since the early months of the pandemic, many residents have left San Francisco, California, and businesses have moved the bulk of their presence out of the downtown area, drastically impacting San Francisco’s commercial real estate.
Published: Saturday, October 15th, 2022 @ 1:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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Tuesday, October 4, is Saint Francis Feast Day. Saint Francis was a 12th Century monk who is considered the Patron Saint of the Animals and all Creation
Published: Sunday, October 9th, 2022 @ 9:20 am
By: Lib Campbell
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Pope Francis asked for prayers on Sunday ahead of a trip this week to the former Soviet republic of Kazakhstan for an international meeting with religious leaders.
Published: Friday, September 30th, 2022 @ 3:36 am
By: Daily Wire
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Tesla CEO Elon Musk warned on Sunday that Austin, Texas, needs to be its own city and not become a “copycat” of San Francisco, one of the most far-left cities in the United States.
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 8:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a ruling released on Friday, a judge struck down a San Francisco city ordinance allowing non-citizens to vote in school board elections.
Published: Sunday, August 14th, 2022 @ 11:24 am
By: Daily Wire
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Seeing the backlash across the United States against woke city district attorneys, including the ouster of ultra-Left San Francisco DA Chesa Boudin in July, billionaire George Soros, indifferent to Americans’ concerns, vowed to continue supporting them with his vast fortune.
Published: Saturday, August 13th, 2022 @ 8:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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Pope Francis admitted he needs to either cut back or think about retiring.
Published: Thursday, August 11th, 2022 @ 8:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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San Francisco will hold an annual sexual festival popular among gay men this weekend even though the city declared a local health emergency over the Monkeypox outbreak earlier this week.
Published: Thursday, August 11th, 2022 @ 3:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Times have been hard for Fairfield Valley Shopping Center, with most of its retail stores going out of business over the last few years. According to sources, all vacant spaces are now occupied by either Spirit Halloween or Starbucks.
Published: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 @ 2:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Texas Democrat Robert Francis O’Rourke, commonly referred to as “Beto,” told CNN during an interview on Sunday that he wants to pursue gun confiscation if he is elected to be the state’s next governor, and he refused to say that he wanted President Joe Biden to campaign for him in the state.
Published: Friday, August 5th, 2022 @ 4:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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Pope Francis donned a traditional Cherokee Indian headdress this week in preparation for a meeting with Native American Congresswoman Elizabeth Warren.
Published: Friday, July 29th, 2022 @ 3:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Catholic faith opposes abortion.
Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 2:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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San Francisco District Attorney Brooke Jenkins announced a bold new direction for the DA's office Friday when she put forward an innovative new plan to arrest people who break the law.
Published: Monday, July 18th, 2022 @ 8:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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DoorDash announced the launch of a new premium service DoorDash+, where they will at least make a small effort to get your order correct.
Published: Thursday, July 7th, 2022 @ 12:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Friday, a restaurant in the North Beach area of San Francisco called “Hilda and Jesse” asked three armed uniformed city police officers dining there to leave because staffers felt “uncomfortable” with the presence of their “multiple weapons.”
Published: Friday, July 1st, 2022 @ 7:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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In-N-Out Burger is taking a firm stand against San Francisco COVID-19 restrictions that require businesses to check the vaccination status of customers before serving them food — a stand that has forced the restaurant to temporarily close down in at least one of its locations.
Published: Monday, June 20th, 2022 @ 12:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Mayor London Breed held a press briefing Tuesday in which she happily reported there was now less poop on the street as a result of ongoing food shortages.
Published: Monday, June 20th, 2022 @ 11:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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San Francisco voters sent shockwaves throughout the political world Tuesday night, removing woke district attorney Chesa Boudin from office, ending his disastrous tenure in office.
Published: Saturday, June 11th, 2022 @ 7:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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even liberals see danger in being soft on crime
Published: Wednesday, June 8th, 2022 @ 9:01 am
By: John Steed
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