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It happens to all of us: you sit down around the dinner table with your family, thank God for the turkey, and just as you're about to take a bite of grandma's delicious cheesy potato dish, your crazy uncle starts ranting about how the Fellowship could have just taken the Eagles to Mordor.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 3:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After repeated instances of one Peregrin Took causing terrible mischief, an irritated Gandalf the White finally put Pippin on a toddler leash.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 5:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In accordance with his annual tradition, Joel Osteen has once again decided to wear his "pastor" costume for Halloween this year.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 11:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man suffered from an embarrassing "boomer" moment today, as Gandalf the Gray experienced great difficulty remembering the password to unlock the Doors of Durin at the West-gate Moria.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 9:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Many people are quite familiar with Martin Luther's famous 95 Theses that he nailed to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, Germany in 1517, but have you ever heard about his other theses that were left out at the last minute? They include some real scorchers!
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 11:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The beloved series The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis has been treasured for over half a century, but did you know the books are actually allegorical, too? They are!
Published: Thursday, June 8th, 2023 @ 3:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Gandalf the White has arrived with haste at the house of Elrond, suddenly referring to himself as Gandalf the Black. According to the iced-out wizard now wearing a black robe, word on the street is that the Elves are paying out $1 million in reparations, and he is here to claim his bag.
Published: Tuesday, May 23rd, 2023 @ 9:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Director Peter Jackson collaborates with a long deceased J.R.R. Tolkien to create a sweeping fantasy that well represents one of the greatest stories of the Twentieth Century.
Published: Friday, February 25th, 2022 @ 7:17 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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