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Christians can be hard to buy gifts for. You've gotta know what they're into, what kinds of gifts they'd consider sinful, and most of all, what denomination they're a part of. There's no holiday faux pas like accidentally gifting a John MacArthur book to a charismatic.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 5:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A woman carrying an AR-15 that had “Palestine” written on it started shooting at the megachurch of celebrity pastor Joel Osteen in Houston on Sunday, injuring one man before she was shot and killed by two off-duty officers working as security, police said.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 5:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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What began as a pleasant seminar at Lakewood Church devolved into an awkward situation today, as Senior Pastor Joel Osteen was stumped by one attendee who asked him to name three books from the Bible.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 1:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It can be so confusing, trying to figure out which of the 437 Christian denominations you want to join. In fact, scientists believe there are almost as many denominations as there are genders. That's a lot of different ways to do church!
Published: Tuesday, January 30th, 2024 @ 1:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In accordance with his annual tradition, Joel Osteen has once again decided to wear his "pastor" costume for Halloween this year.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 11:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Lakewood Church Pastor Joel Osteen has begun selling his own unique brand of table salt, which is completely devoid of any and all saltiness.
Published: Saturday, October 8th, 2022 @ 7:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Enthralled onlookers at Lakewood Church in Houston watched this Sunday as a surprise guest marched onstage: John MacArthur.
Published: Wednesday, April 6th, 2022 @ 10:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Here is the "New Baptist Look." His father was at the Taylors (SC) FBC when I started at Easley in 1970.
Published: Thursday, June 18th, 2015 @ 12:19 pm
By: Gene Scarborough
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