In a heroic effort to save American Democracy, the Colorado Supreme Court Has voted to prevent residents of Colorado from voting for their preferred candidate.
Published: Tuesday, March 5th, 2024 @ 10:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Under Joe Biden, the FBI is laser-focused on hunting down the most dangerous people in the country, the worst of the worst. And now, they need your help! It is time for every American to do their part and keep a lookout for these horrendous villains, the FBI's Top 10 Most Wanted:
Published: Tuesday, January 30th, 2024 @ 10:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Golden LEAF Foundation supports workforce projects that help close the skills gap and increase the pool of highly qualified individuals with skills aligned to North Carolina businesses’ current and future needs.
Published: Tuesday, January 30th, 2024 @ 1:08 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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North Carolina’s Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson, who is currently campaigning to be the Republican nominee for North Carolina’s next governor, was named as one of three potential options for Vice President of the United States by a Fox News commentator on Sunday.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 12:26 am
By: Carolina Journal
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In an astonishing Black Friday sale, Lockheed Martin is now offering to equip 2 wars for the price of 1.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 2:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Thursday, Sen. Paul Newton, R-Cabarrus, and House Speaker Tim Moore, R-Cleveland, announced that NASCAR’s All-Star race will be returning to North Wilkesboro. This will be the 40th running of the NASCAR All-Star Race.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 9:15 am
By: Carolina Journal
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A White House letter urging Congress to quickly approve more funds to help Ukraine in its fight against Russia prompted a stern rebuke from House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) on Monday.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 10:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Dating is tough these days! How can you impress a woman and show her a great time?
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 5:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The staff of the New York Times spent the morning patiently waiting by the computer, waiting for the call from Hamas to see what the terrorists would like to have printed on the front page today.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 10:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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DeSantis Seeks to Reduce Gas Prices to $2 in 2025
Published: Monday, October 30th, 2023 @ 12:08 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Sources in the Fulton County Sheriff's Office today confirmed that former president Donald Trump paid the extra $12 required to get the cool laser background on his mugshot.
Published: Saturday, October 28th, 2023 @ 7:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“I’m done with the rhetoric. It's time for action.”
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 2:51 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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With other ideas having failed, the family of Professor-Author-Philosopher Dr. Jordan B. Peterson made one final, desperate attempt to distract him with several cats in order to confiscate his phone.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 1:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a press conference this morning, interim DC Police Chief Ashan Benedict said that while they have top investigators on the case, they may never know exactly who left a bag of cocaine labeled "Property of H. Biden" in the White House while Hunter Biden was there.
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 12:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Library exhibit details decades of Pirate football moments, memorabilia
Published: Thursday, August 31st, 2023 @ 4:59 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Witnesses claim the inaugural MMA training session for Twitter CEO Elon Musk began in confusion as UFC fighter Georges St-Pierre calmly explained to the world's richest man that no, mind-control flamethrower drones were not allowed in competitions.
Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 10:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Galactic Empire announced new merchandise today, with the Emperor releasing a special hat saying "But his Death Star".
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 10:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"You can never become a Westerner."
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 7:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A submersible carrying five people that went missing during a voyage to the Titanic wreckage in the Atlantic Ocean is a cramped vessel called the Titan that is piloted by a video game controller and sealed by more than a dozen bolts.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 4:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Oklahoma approved the first religious charter school in the U.S. on Monday.
Published: Thursday, June 22nd, 2023 @ 8:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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Despite The History Channel's long catalog of serious historical inquiry, documentaries constructed from primary source accounts, and interviews with alien enthusiasts, viewers fear the channel's credibility may be at risk after the channel's recent decision
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 9:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Today, U.S. Senator Thom Tillis (R-NC) released the following statement on the indictment of former President Donald Trump:
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 12:51 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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The U.S. announced Monday that it will send Ukraine an additional $350 million in ammunition, weapons, and military vehicles as Chinese President Xi Jinping meets with Russian President Vladimir Putin for peace talks in Moscow this week.
Published: Sunday, April 2nd, 2023 @ 9:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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Doctors caution possible risks
Published: Friday, March 24th, 2023 @ 9:08 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Annually thousands of people (over 15,000 in 2022) participate in the North Carolina Fossil Festival in Aurora, N.C. Participation reflects the fact that fossil hunting has become a popular activity for thousands of individuals and families across the region and nation
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 1:17 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Former Representative and state prosecutor Tom Murry, R-Wake, has announced he is running for North Carolina Attorney General. Murry, a former member of the N.C. House from Morrisville, said he would stand for law enforcement if he were to be elected.
Published: Tuesday, March 7th, 2023 @ 1:43 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Texas Republican Governor Greg Abbott announced Thursday that his administration was creating a new task force to combat street takeovers in the state after a recent incident resulted in law enforcement being attacked.
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2023 @ 7:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a bid to both stay ahead of the technological curve and help usher in the end of the world, tech companies continue to repeatedly comb through every dystopian science fiction novel they can find in order to come up with their next ideas.
Published: Tuesday, February 21st, 2023 @ 3:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Astronomers believe the green laser beams spotted over the Hawaiian Islands last month came from a Chinese satellite.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2023 @ 2:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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New UFO sightings appear to be popping up all around the United States over the past few days.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2023 @ 2:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After revelations that former Presidents and Vice Presidents Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and even Mike Pence had violated federal law by keeping classified documents in their homes, Hillary Clinton took the opportunity to brag that she had kept no classified documents from her time
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 6:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Physicists in Switzerland have found a way to use lasers to keep lightning away from important structures, but its overall value is still unknown.
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 7:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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