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Jolly old Saint Nick has decided to shake things up this Christmas season by increasing the consequences for naughty children. Instead of lumps of coal, misbehaving kids will find themselves unwrapping something even worse: a copy of The Marvels on Blu-ray.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 8:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As scores of previously sealed court filings regarding sex offender Jeffrey Epstein are about to be made public, a report states that former President Bill Clinton is mentioned in more than 50 of the redacted filings.
Published: Wednesday, February 14th, 2024 @ 11:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Think Santa Claus is just some fictional character conjured up to take attention away from baby Jesus? WRONG!
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 12:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Activist Mohammed El-Kurd earned cheers and applause from a crowd of thousands of pro-Palestinian protesters in London on Saturday, when he called to “normalize massacres as the status quo” during a speech condemning Israel and Zionism.
Published: Wednesday, January 31st, 2024 @ 8:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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Happiness through religious and moral teachings
Published: Saturday, December 30th, 2023 @ 7:34 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Local dad Kevin Sampson steeled his nerves as adrenaline coursed through his veins, every muscle fiber waiting to fire. Remote control at the ready, he dared any actor to even think about saying a naughty word, ready to mute the bad guy right out of existence.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 9:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Long-term incompetence in the Elizabeth City Finance Department has led to financial woes for the city
Published: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 @ 9:42 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The five-year criminal investigation of Hunter Biden came to a close this morning, with the presiding judge finding Hunter guilty of "being a lovable rascal with a heart of gold."
Published: Tuesday, August 1st, 2023 @ 6:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, has successfully negotiated an agreement with federal prosecutors to avoid jail time for charges of tax and firearm crimes by pleading "Biden."
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 9:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Syndicated radio host Dana Loesch let Democrats have it on Wednesday after they objected to photos Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) shared during a recent Capitol Hill hearing.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 5:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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They want us to eat bugs, not real food
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 9:42 pm
By: John Steed
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“Will and Grace” star Leslie Jordan’s cause of death has finally been revealed three months after news broke that the actor was found without a pulse inside his crashed car. He was 67.
Published: Saturday, January 28th, 2023 @ 10:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Elon Musk finalized the purchase of Santa's Workshop this week and immediately released internal e-mails which show how the naughty and nice lists were created.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 2:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The entire congregation of First Baptist Church Of Richmond is on edge this evening after it was discovered that Aiden has been allowed to hold a candle for the kid's choir rendition of "Silent Night."
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 12:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A spokesman for Santa's Workshop today announced the organization's latest advance in their ongoing efforts to determine who's naughty and who's nice
Published: Friday, December 2nd, 2022 @ 6:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After much anticipation, we officially have some NOG NEWS! The popular holiday pop-up shop supporting Children’s Miracle Network at Vidant Children’s Hospital has announced their return to Uptown Greenville in what they’re labeling a “Remixed” version of the event.
Published: Tuesday, December 8th, 2020 @ 6:08 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Ghislaine Maxwell, the former madam of the late billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, tried to recruit Paris Hilton for him, according to a former friend of the 58-year-old British socialite.
Published: Monday, August 10th, 2020 @ 6:30 pm
By: LifeZette
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The Christmas gathering that happened yesterday is over now-and another happy memory.
Published: Wednesday, January 1st, 2020 @ 12:23 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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I did as I said I would . . . and went to bed earlier than usual on Sunday.
Published: Thursday, December 19th, 2019 @ 3:52 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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The beloved holiday beverage will be the star in an Uptown Greenville pop-up shop supporting Children’s Miracle Network at Vidant Children’s Hospital.
Published: Wednesday, November 27th, 2019 @ 10:45 am
By: Daniel Bunting
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The days of late spring, continue to come and go in the most delightful fashion. It is a bit warmer, now, but in the absence of humidity, it is a pleasant thing to be outside.
Published: Tuesday, June 4th, 2019 @ 3:00 am
By: Michele Rhem
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For many Americans, the end of the year is a great opportunity to donate to charities and use our finances to do a little good in the world.
Published: Friday, December 28th, 2018 @ 6:54 pm
By: Center for Consumer Freedom
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I was glad of many things this morning at the "early service". The last few days have just tumbled by like a merry river.
Published: Sunday, April 29th, 2018 @ 12:04 am
By: Michele Rhem
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If Dating Services Are As Wonderful As Portrayed In Their TV Commercials, I Think It Is a No-Brainer That They Ought To Be Required By Law
Published: Saturday, February 3rd, 2018 @ 9:05 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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The bone chilling rain is about to wind down, it seems. But for just a few measly degrees, it would have been snow.
Published: Tuesday, December 12th, 2017 @ 10:53 am
By: Michele Rhem
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It's the holidays. Time for good cheer, glad tidings and songs of the season. Good will to all, peace and joy
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2017 @ 2:18 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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It is early Saturday morning at the rabbit patch. Coffee is brewing and I have made a small fire in the little fireplace by the morning table.
Published: Tuesday, November 14th, 2017 @ 12:45 am
By: Michele Rhem
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It is Sunday and almost late afternoon. It was raining before sunrise,and it is still raining now. The rain is falling steadily, as it has all day. No one in these parts ought to complain as it has been a long while since we have had a rainy day-and besides, rain makes the loveliest sound.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2017 @ 4:04 am
By: Michele Rhem
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August has been like a breath of fresh air, after Julys' heat and humidity. It is an especially lovely time to stroll by the laughing river or to sit on a rock and watch clouds.
Published: Saturday, August 5th, 2017 @ 3:01 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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Schools are closed today, due to stormy weather. The rabbit patch is wet and puddles stand all about the territory.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2017 @ 3:05 am
By: Michele Rhem
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I do love week end mornings at the rabbit patch. Though sometimes, I will sleep a few minutes later, often, I don't.
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2017 @ 3:27 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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In late December and in the absence of Christmas, the rabbit patch is most quiet. The children went home yesterday. When the back door shut, I started missing them.
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2017 @ 3:20 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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I love the days before Christmas. Days pass presenting all sorts of tasks that I find pleasant.
Published: Friday, December 30th, 2016 @ 10:58 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Holiday mornings are the most beautiful kind of mornings, to me. On the rabbit patch calendar, this Sunday morning, is a holiday. Today, my family will celebrate Thanksgiving
Published: Sunday, December 18th, 2016 @ 7:13 am
By: Michele Rhem
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