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Atheists around America spent the day sitting patiently around dining room tables waiting for a wonderful Thanksgiving meal to materialize itself from nothing.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 2:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Comedian Bill Maher confronted well-known astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson during a recent episode of his “Club Random” podcast, accusing him of “taking the path of least resistance” rather than confronting woke insanity when he saw it.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 10:34 am
By: Daily Wire
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The pretend gender community is celebrating a huge step toward pushing their false ideology closer to the mainstream after pretend scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson posted a video professing his belief in their world of pretend genders.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 2:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson claimed that when it came to explaining gender identity, basic principles of biology — such as the XX and XY chromosomes that make humans either female or male, respectively — were “insufficient.”
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 5:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local atheist Jerry Carson spent another Sunday worshipping himself, say sources. The self-focused man reportedly woke up early to fix himself some breakfast before devoting himself to couch meditations for the remainder of the morning.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 6:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Renowned astro-physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson delivered an unsolicited science lesson on Christmas Eve, using his own research to “prove” that Santa Claus’ holiday delivery schedule was an impossibility.
Published: Thursday, January 5th, 2023 @ 10:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a stunning reversal from decades of scientific consensus, scientists have now revealed that the planet is hurtling toward a devastating ice age and that we need to pump as much CO2 into the atmosphere as possible or we're all going to die.
Published: Saturday, December 31st, 2022 @ 9:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Renowned astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson took a belated potshot at actor Tom Cruise’s high-flying summer blockbuster “Top Gun: Maverick,” but NASA astronaut Scott Kelly brought him back down to earth.
Published: Thursday, November 10th, 2022 @ 3:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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With Netflix stock taking a nosedive, the company has committed to making big changes to attract more subscribers. This initiative includes replacing Neil Degrasse Tyson with Vice President Kamala Harris as the host for COSMOS: A SpaceTime Odyssey.
Published: Thursday, May 5th, 2022 @ 8:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On Monday, Neil deGrasse Tyson, professional scientist and amateur philosopher, signified that he wanted a new force: Truth Force!
Published: Friday, August 24th, 2018 @ 6:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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