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Trudeau's popularity has plummeted in Canada, leading to a collapse of his government.
Published: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025 @ 1:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A bridge was built between two worlds today as a grateful gender studies graduate artfully wrote "Thank You" in latte art for a plumber who paid for her student loans.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 12:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A college graduate with a very expensive Master's degree in Ancient Sumerian Poetry wrote a massive check to a plumber this week, prompting him to question every decision he's made in his adult life.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 8:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Victoria’s Secret and Pink brand president Greg Unis said the brand’s going back to “sexiness” after the company’s woke push has not translated into increased sales — and instead caused them to plummet.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 12:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Poll finds more than 60% of Republicans view Disney unfavorably.
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 5:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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Plumbing experts have determined that screaming, "No!! No, dear heavens, no!!!" is the most effective method of addressing an overflowing toilet.
Published: Monday, October 23rd, 2023 @ 3:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Black box recordings have confirmed that as United Flight 452 hurtled towards the earth in a giant fireball, flight attendant Alice Turner smugly derided the passengers who had failed to listen to her pre-flight safety presentation.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 12:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A recent study has found that the level of sinful lust generated by Victoria's Secret mailers has plummeted a staggering 800% in recent years. Experts are now attributing this significant decline to one simple, yet profound reason: the once-sexy magazine just isn't as seductive as it used to.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 12:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Five people were killed over the weekend in Plum, Pennsylvania, after a house exploded in a neighborhood, according to local officials.
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 1:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a stunning display of patience and self-control, local husband, Mark Elgin, endured an excruciating evening as he watched his beloved wife, Sarah, repeatedly send her Mario character plummeting into the same lava pit 597 consecutive times.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 7:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Electricity prices in Finland plummeted into negative territory this week after the launch of a new nuclear power plant last month.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 10:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local man found himself in a jam when his toilet failed to flush yesterday morning. Rather than call a professional plumber to fix the issue, the man called upon the entire backlog of plumbing knowledge he has accumulated during his life: jiggling the toilet handle.
Published: Tuesday, May 30th, 2023 @ 12:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Rep. Mark Green (R-NC), chairman of the Homeland Security Committee, slammed Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas during an interview over the weekend over his claims that the number of illegal border crossing have plummeted in recent days.
Published: Saturday, May 27th, 2023 @ 8:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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PacWest stock plummeted as investors remain worried about the financial sector, a decline which occurred despite Federal Reserve officials assuring market actors hours earlier that the banking system is “sound and resilient.”
Published: Monday, May 8th, 2023 @ 11:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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Western Alliance stock plummeted and partially recovered on Thursday as news outlets published reports that the regional bank would consider a sale, a claim the firm denied.
Published: Saturday, May 6th, 2023 @ 9:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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Few Americans have trust in the nation’s banking sector following the recent collapses of Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank.
Published: Saturday, April 8th, 2023 @ 10:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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The reign of cable news giant Fox News may have come to an end after top brass made a possibly-disastrous hiring decision, causing ratings for the nation's most popular news channel to plummet with the hiring of a non-blonde anchor with no cleavage.
Published: Sunday, April 2nd, 2023 @ 7:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Shares in First Republic Bank plummeted some 26% on Friday morning even after a rescue deal backed by a number of large financial institutions.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 12:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Shares in Credit Suisse plummeted on Wednesday morning amid lackluster firm performance and spreading fears of a worldwide financial crisis.
Published: Thursday, March 23rd, 2023 @ 1:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local Plumber Mario and his brother Luigi were arrested on hate crime charges during a Special Cup Tournament in which they left unsightly skid marks on Rainbow Road.
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Democratic and Republican members of the Senate Banking Committee drew attention on Thursday to the effect of low housing supply on prices.
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 5:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Republican House Speaker Kevin McCarthy is bouncing three top Democrats, including one who allegedly had an affair with a Chinese spy and another who pushed the Trump-Russia collusion hoax, from plum committees.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 12:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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COVID-19 and resulting restrictions didn’t just hit schools and businesses; many churches have been devastated by plummeting attendance and donations.
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 8:57 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Americans are now saving the smallest portion of their earnings in nearly two decades, according to data released on Thursday by the Bureau of Economic Analysis.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 3:04 am
By: Daily Wire
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Plumbers across the country are advising voting stations to perform common-sense pipe inspections ahead of midterm elections in light of a bombshell new report that speculates water pipes are so excited for midterms "they could just burst."
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 1:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As the nation’s testing scores and grades plummet across the country, the entire educational policies of the United States are being called into question.
Published: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022 @ 12:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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Sentiment among homebuilders plummeted for the tenth consecutive month as traffic for prospective buyers neared the lowest level in a decade, according to a report from the National Association of Home Builders released on Tuesday.
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 12:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A clip of former President Donald Trump arguing that the election of President Joe Biden would lead to a plummeting stock market circulated online on Friday after Wall Street saw a bloodbath.
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2022 @ 3:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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Share prices for PayPal dropped more than 5% on Monday morning after a report from The Daily Wire highlighted the firm’s attempt to fine users $2,500 for spreading “misinformation” through the platform.
Published: Wednesday, October 12th, 2022 @ 9:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After local grandmother "Granny Mabel" liked a "Make America Great Again" minion meme on Facebook, she noticed an immediate increase in traffic on her rural one-way street.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 9:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Knick-knack wealth redistribution is back!
Published: Thursday, August 25th, 2022 @ 2:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Pharmaceutical companies have lost tens of billions in stock market value this week ahead of a trial regarding the heartburn drug Zantac.
Published: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2022 @ 1:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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another weather dependency of ''green energy''
Published: Friday, August 19th, 2022 @ 8:36 am
By: John Steed
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Biden Acknowledges U.S. Is Struggling As His Poll Numbers Plummet: ‘This Country Is Moving Backward’Democrat President Joe Biden acknowledged during remarks this week that the U.S. was struggling as his poll numbers continue to plummet and the overwhelming majority of the country, including the vast majority of Democrats, now say that the nation is headed in the wrong direction under Biden
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 7:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) faced widespread backlash on Thursday afternoon for bragging that President Joe Biden had caused gas prices to drop by 2 cents per gallon, a claim that may not even be accurate given that oil prices plummeted in response to the Omicron variant.
Published: Saturday, July 9th, 2022 @ 6:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Dow Jones Industrial Average fell below 30,000 on Thursday for the first time since January 2021 amid dismal inflation news and an aggressive interest rate hike from the Federal Reserve.
Published: Saturday, July 2nd, 2022 @ 7:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With the price of food skyrocketing and the value of Bitcoin plummeting, McDonald's restaurants across the world have rolled out a new value menu in which all items cost only 1 Bitcoin.
Published: Sunday, June 26th, 2022 @ 12:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Bidens approval goes lower
Published: Sunday, June 12th, 2022 @ 7:46 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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President Biden’s support among Hispanics has plummeted in the last 12 months to less than half of his approval numbers last year, according to a new poll.
Published: Saturday, May 28th, 2022 @ 3:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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At the suggestion of his agent, his team of attorneys, and his plumber, Johnny Depp had bird spikes installed on his bed to prevent Amber Heard from pooping in it.
Published: Friday, May 20th, 2022 @ 6:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In September 2021, the first month after Texas implemented its new abortion law, called the “Heartbeat Act,” which bans abortions once cardiac activity is detected in the baby, usually around six weeks of pregnancy, abortions plummeted a staggering 60% from the previous month.
Published: Saturday, April 2nd, 2022 @ 11:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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