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False teacher and second-term Councilmember Antwan Horton led another coalition with Pretend Republican Max Perreault (MR. 23% TAX MAN*) against the Nuclear Family Month proclamation, letting the motion fail.
Published: Tuesday, June 9th, 2026 @ 10:45 pm
By: Joe Davis
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Bongino called out grifters on the Right who pretend to conduct explosive investigative work but are really just "charlatans and morons."
Published: Friday, January 16th, 2026 @ 2:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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Whether he's putting on a beanie and pretending to be a gym rat or putting on a false nose and glasses and pretending to be gay, James O'Keefe is a true master of disguise.
Published: Saturday, May 4th, 2024 @ 9:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With his approval hovering near record lows, President Biden made a trip to the Southern Border today and promised to begin pretending to care about it.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 9:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“Shame on those pretending the massacre didn’t happen."
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 2:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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A group of men pretending to be women were invited to the Vatican today to share a special lunch with a man pretending to be Catholic.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 12:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following a closed-door meeting to discuss the issue and take an official vote, residents of the state of Texas announced their plan to continue pretending Whataburger is good.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 11:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite the fact that Halloween ended last night, unemployed political activist Colin Kaepernick was still seen this morning pretending to be a football player.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning act of mass delusion and cinematic stupidity, Americans have announced plans to keep pretending that Disney's animated 2013 film Frozen was somehow, in some universe, a better film than Disney's animated 2010 masterpiece Tangled.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 1:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The pretend gender community is celebrating a huge step toward pushing their false ideology closer to the mainstream after pretend scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson posted a video professing his belief in their world of pretend genders.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 2:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local parents of a young girl have grown concerned that she may be rife with internalized misogyny as she was seen pretending her Successful Lawyer Barbie™ was just a mommy.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 9:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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This is the man pretending to be a woman who invaded womens swimming events
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 9:16 am
By: John Steed
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In a match made in heaven, a beverage that tries to pass itself as beer has hired as its spokesperson a man trying to pass himself off as a woman.
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 6:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Let's face it, being a man is pretty great. It's way better than the alternative. In fact, being a man is so great that a lot of women have started deciding they want to pretend to be men just to try to reap the benefits, but their womanness still puts them at a disadvantage.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 12:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In the Christmas Spirit: Chrissie Hynde and the Pretenders do " 2000 Miles" ... A Christmas Classic?I don't know how this one got by me in my recent years of putting together Christmas vignettes in melody, but, it did.
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 11:55 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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After the men's national team was dealt a crushing 1-3 loss by the Netherlands, the United States expressed deep relief to no longer have to go on pretending to like soccer.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 4:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Hawaii Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard went on Joe Rogan’s podcast Tuesday and called out House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) for allegedly using her position to make huge amounts of money through stock trading.
Published: Tuesday, October 18th, 2022 @ 7:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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The nation is entering a very special Halloween season, as this autumn marks the 29th year Americans are pretending Hocus Pocus is a good movie.
Published: Tuesday, September 27th, 2022 @ 12:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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We are expected to pretend
Published: Saturday, September 24th, 2022 @ 3:44 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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An illegal alien from Honduras who reportedly entered the U.S. earlier this year pretending to be an unaccompanied minor went on to brutally murder a man in Florida who took him in, according to law enforcement.
Published: Thursday, August 18th, 2022 @ 9:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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Police arrested at least 17 House Democrats on Tuesday for blocking traffic outside the United States Supreme Court during a planned “civil disobedience” abortion protest.
Published: Monday, August 1st, 2022 @ 11:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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While out with friends, local man Kevin Bann put up a valiant effort to feign enjoyment of an orange watery substance with little slimy balls floating in it. His friends have confirmed he is "very cool" and "with the times."
Published: Tuesday, July 19th, 2022 @ 1:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“You can pretend to care, but you can’t pretend to be there,” is advice I received early in my career and a mantra I still carry today.
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 8:27 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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On Sunday the American Institute for Economic Research published my piece on “Joe Biden’s Gasoline Saga,” which called out the president and his administration for pretending it’s a great thing we’re struggling with extremely high gasoline prices.
Published: Saturday, July 9th, 2022 @ 11:27 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The Liberal Democrat and Squishy Republican are Pretending to Follow the Leadership of President Donald Trump and Ted Budd in Recognizing, Finally, that Chaos at the Southern US Border IS BAD FOR NORTH CAROLINA.
Published: Monday, May 9th, 2022 @ 11:42 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Netflix, which reported last week it had lost 200,000 subscribers in the first quarter of 2022, announced over the weekend that it was canceling development of a series created by British duchess Meghan Markle
Published: Monday, May 9th, 2022 @ 11:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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U.S.—A federal judge has issued a landmark ruling that families no longer have to pretend to be eating for five straight hours on a flight in order to not wear a mask.
Published: Monday, April 25th, 2022 @ 2:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A D.C. Public Schools (DCPS) staff member has been accused of making third graders reenact the Holocaust, with students pretending to dig mass graves and shoot victims.
Published: Sunday, April 24th, 2022 @ 9:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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A Missouri GOP Congresswoman running for the Senate seat currently held by Republican Senator Roy Blunt, who is retiring, released a campaign ad in which she targeted biological men competing in women’s sports, calling them “Men pretending to be women.”
Published: Tuesday, March 29th, 2022 @ 8:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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If you want, if you need to witness what is pathetic, what is stupid: You must turn on your favorite "News" outlet, be it Fake or real, and watch Joe the Fool pretend to be a real president.
Published: Sunday, May 2nd, 2021 @ 6:44 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Let's pretend President Trump didn't tweet.
Published: Saturday, July 20th, 2019 @ 4:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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I don't pretend to know all that traverses the collective mind of the U.S. Senate body politic, but the vote in the Senate Judiciary Committee to approve Brett Kavanaugh to move forward to the entire senate for the affirmation of their duty to advise and consent will be rendered this week.
Published: Friday, September 28th, 2018 @ 12:18 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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On Monday evening, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner died at the ripe old age of 91. He spent his life sleeping with women (he estimated over 1,000 conquests) and pretending to be a deep thinker.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2017 @ 1:50 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Don't pretend that it does not exist; it does, and now in greater propensity than ever before.
Published: Sunday, September 18th, 2016 @ 12:59 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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To hear some policymakers talk, one would think colleges and universities exist mainly to enhance economic growth rather than to educate.
Published: Monday, July 6th, 2015 @ 10:17 pm
By: John William Pope Center
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Yes, the Republican-led General Assembly has voted for and Gov. Pat McCrory has signed into law an effective increase in North Carolina's gasoline tax. Let's not pretend otherwise.
Published: Friday, April 10th, 2015 @ 12:46 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Candidate Obama is warming up his Liberal base to fend off his most ardent critics after scandal, after scandal, after scandal ... to prop up his pretend presidency.
Published: Friday, July 5th, 2013 @ 5:26 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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To that effect, it really does not matter whether Candidate Obama survives the second term of his ongoing "pretend" presidency.
Published: Saturday, May 25th, 2013 @ 9:07 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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In a word - yes, but that only emphasizes the Candidate's "short game". I used the vernacular of avid golfer because I hear that the Candidate's golfing abilities have only improved since he has been it office.
Published: Monday, December 24th, 2012 @ 9:59 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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I've written many times in the past about what I call North Carolina's Blarney tradition. We pretend to honor deeds over words, to "be rather than to seem" as the state motto puts it.
Published: Monday, May 14th, 2012 @ 10:06 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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