In what the United States Government hopes will be the start of a long and fruitful partnership, The Walt Disney Company has been awarded a lucrative Department of Defense contract after overtaking Lockheed Martin in the production of bombs.
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 9:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an astonishing Black Friday sale, Lockheed Martin is now offering to equip 2 wars for the price of 1.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 2:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen calmed growing concerns throughout the nation's capital this week by explaining the United States can easily afford to pay for two separate foreign wars because of the 20% "Friends & Family" discount she receives from Raytheon.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 2:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Transgender visibility took yet another step forward today as Raytheon unveiled its new Patriot missile endorsed by transgender TikTok personality Dylan Mulvaney. President Biden immediately celebrated this new line of missiles, hailing it as a leap forward in lethal diversity.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 1:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Pentagon said Tuesday that defense officials would deploy U.S. Patriot missile defense systems and Abram tanks to Ukrainian forces much earlier than expected as troops wrap up an “aggressive” training schedule on American soil.
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 11:49 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Defense Secretary Air Force Brig. Gen. Patrick Ryder said Tuesday that Ukrainian troops would begin training at Fort Sill in Oklahoma on the Patriot Air Defense System as soon as next week amid ongoing aerial attacks from Russian forces.
Published: Monday, January 16th, 2023 @ 8:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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Amid protracted negotiations for the speakership in the House Of Representatives, former House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (CA, R) has issued a stern admonition that further delay in the process could hold up the important work of continued funds for Ukraine.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 6:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Biden administration is preparing to send the Patriot missile defense system to Ukraine to help its forces fend off Russian aerial attacks, according to multiple reports.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 8:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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Debating a Libertarian can be tough because they do their research and the smell of bong water can be very distracting.
Published: Friday, October 28th, 2022 @ 4:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In the nick of time, Congress has passed a bipartisan $12 billion funding bill, narrowly avoiding a Ukrainian government shutdown.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 4:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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To avoid fighting over further spending bills, Congress has opted instead to sign up for the brand new subscription service Ukraine+, which only costs $40 billion per month.
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 10:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Raytheon Technologies Chief Executive Greg Hayes warned Tuesday of the thousands of employees he’ll lose due to President Joe Biden’s vaccine mandate on all federal workers and some private businesses.
Published: Monday, June 13th, 2022 @ 7:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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Jim Geraghty of National Review Online reacts to a common mistake made by President-elect Joe Biden’s defenders.
Published: Monday, December 21st, 2020 @ 6:19 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Aerospace company plans to invest approximately $650 million over several years to build new manufacturing plant
Published: Sunday, October 25th, 2020 @ 5:18 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Remarks by President Trump at a Full Honors Welcome Ceremony for the Secretary of Defense
Published: Friday, July 26th, 2019 @ 4:26 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The world is a very dangerous place!
Published: Wednesday, November 21st, 2018 @ 9:09 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Remarks by President Trump at Defense Roundtable
Published: Tuesday, October 23rd, 2018 @ 9:21 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Mr. President, should the Saudis have reason to fear your response?
Published: Tuesday, October 16th, 2018 @ 4:51 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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We first told you about this guy — representing Orange County in the General Assembly. He feel guilty about being white. And it’s earned him ridicule from a national audience that included Rush Limbaugh.
Published: Friday, May 29th, 2015 @ 7:23 am
By: Brant Clifton
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A long-time Republican, Mattie Lawson has just announced she will file to run for NC House District 6 to strengthen the conservative base in the NC General Assembly.
Published: Wednesday, February 12th, 2014 @ 1:31 pm
By: Mattie Lawson
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This Saturday, March 17th, is the popular annual barbeque event for Pinetown, NC, in Beaufort County at the local Volunteer Fire Department.
Published: Wednesday, March 14th, 2012 @ 4:07 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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