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“They have never managed anything like this before, and it’s like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches coming out the sides."
Published: Monday, June 29th, 2026 @ 3:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Reports coming down from on high confirm Heaven will feature a fully stocked Buc-ee's convenience store and gas station. Saints will be able to fill up on delicious Beaver Nuggets and brisket sandwiches before evacuating their heavenly bowels in the world-famous restrooms.
Published: Thursday, March 2nd, 2023 @ 12:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources in Hades have announced that Satan will finally be opening the underworld's first Chick-fil-A franchise, but it will only serve cauliflower sandwiches.
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 1:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Two innocent local children have been left on the brink of starvation after their father failed to cut their sandwiches into little dinosaur shapes the way their mother does.
Published: Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 @ 10:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Are you a woman? Are you in desperate need of a man you can make sandwiches for?
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 @ 2:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ladies, if you really want to be a Proverbs 31 woman, you need to be a hard worker, clean the house, take care of the kids, and make lots of sandwiches.
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 7:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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King’s Deli crafting “sandwiches for the people” is set to open September 26th located at 201 E. Fifth St. in Uptown Greenville.
Published: Tuesday, September 29th, 2020 @ 8:37 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Some people call them cheese "straws", sometimes they are called cheese "biscuits" If you pipe them, they are straws, if you make them into little cookies, then they are biscuits.
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2018 @ 4:26 am
By: Michele Rhem
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Thomas Joseph Colleary, Jr., accomplished sales executive, lover of great golf courses, Cadillac's, crossword puzzles and ice cream sandwiches, passed away at 81 years of age on Wednesday, June 19, 2013.
Published: Saturday, June 29th, 2013 @ 10:36 am
By: Announcements
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Visit fast-food restaurants in March, and you'll notice fish sandwiches atop the menus and order screens. It's the Lenten season, a time when many believers, particularly Catholics, abstain from eating meat on Fridays...
Published: Friday, March 15th, 2013 @ 10:45 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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