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Published: Friday, April 26th, 2024 @ 8:37 pm
By: John Steed
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Dread it. Run from it. 2024 has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pharmacies in the DC area are reporting a shortage of stimulant drugs following Biden's State of the Union Address last night.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 8:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden took a few questions during a brief ice cream break with NBC late-night host and comedian Seth Meyers, telling reporters he hoped the United States could help facilitate a ceasefire in Gaza by Monday.
Published: Saturday, March 16th, 2024 @ 4:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden’s German shepherd has attacked U.S. Secret Service (USSS) personnel dozens of times over the course of Biden’s first term in office.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 3:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A man was hospitalized after setting himself on fire outside of the Israeli Embassy in Washington, D.C., on Sunday, according to officials.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 9:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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Let me get real with you, fam.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 8:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Massie: 'If there were indeed two operable pipe bombs, that would be the biggest threat that existed on January 6'
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 8:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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Top Republicans hammered President Joe Biden on Thursday after special counsel Robert Hur released his long awaited report on the findings from his criminal investigation into Biden’s handling of classified material.
Published: Sunday, February 18th, 2024 @ 7:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has submitted the requisite number of signatures needed to qualify for the ballot in Utah, according to the Salt Lake County clerk’s office.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. lashed out at President Joe Biden’s administration for denying him access to Secret Service protection while on the campaign trail ahead of the 2024 presidential election.
Published: Wednesday, January 31st, 2024 @ 6:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As President Joe Biden celebrated his 81st birthday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre made the bold pronouncement that Biden is officially the youngest president in the nation's history.
Published: Sunday, January 28th, 2024 @ 12:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Secret Service said staff members and journalists were “relocated” as pro-Palestinian demonstrators shook the security fence and threw objects at law enforcement officers outside the White House on Saturday evening.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 11:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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What Hunter Biden had initially hoped would be the most wondrous day of his life resulted in profound disappointment, as he discovered the white powder being spread all around the White House grounds was only fake snow for decoration.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Department of the Treasury’s Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) announced this week new sanctions against officers in Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) for their efforts to assassinate U.S. government officials.
Published: Friday, December 29th, 2023 @ 8:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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In an embarrassing gaffe, several members of the United States Secret Service spent over four hours protecting what turned out to just be a Halloween butler decoration in the entryway of the White House.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 1:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Parents are encouraged to check their child's Halloween candy haul every year to keep an eye out for razor blades and granola bars, but they didn't have to worry about the treats they'd get from the White House — until now.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 9:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A crowd of onlookers gathered outside a local pizza parlor today as 76 sacrificial goats were delivered in preparation for former First Lady Hillary Clinton's birthday party.
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 12:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A House Democrat said former President Donald Trump should be “eliminated” moments after he decried the use of “dangerous” rhetoric, an ironic choice of words that prompted blowback and led the congressman to issue an apology.
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 11:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Islamic Republic of Iran is reportedly increasing efforts to assassinate its enemies on foreign soil while it continues to escalate terrorist attacks against Israel and U.S. forces stationed in the Middle East.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Photos were released on Monday of the cocaine that officials discovered over the summer that prompted an evacuation of the facility.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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As he joined striking members of the United Auto Workers union on the picket line, President Joe Biden expressed his strong support for their efforts, insisting automakers provide all factory employees with 300 days of annual vacation just like he receives.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 6:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After yet another biting incident involving the Presidential pooch Commander, members of the White House staff and canine experts are at a loss as to how the dog learned such aggressive behavior in the first place.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 4:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Embattled New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez fought back against allegations raised against him today, appearing in court to officially plead not guilty to all of the things he did.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 12:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pro-Palestinian protesters swarmed the White House gates on Saturday evening, demanding a ceasefire in the Gaza Strip while chastising President Joe Biden for siding with Israel in its war against Hamas.
Published: Monday, November 20th, 2023 @ 11:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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Robert Ringer’s book, Winning Through Intimidation was released in 1976.
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 12:11 am
By: Lib Campbell
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Los Angeles police arrested a man twice on Wednesday after he attempted to trespass onto 2024 presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr’s residential property in the upscale neighborhood of Brentwood, Kennedy’s presidential campaign said in a news release.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 3:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, President Joe Biden irreversibly tarnished America's reputation in Israel when he played "Despacito" on his phone while addressing Israeli parliament. The awkward moment reportedly dashed any hopes the region had for peace.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 2:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Celebrity bodyguard Oded Krashinsky has flown back to Israel to join the Israel Defense Forces[IDF] to train soldiers following the Hamas terrorist attacks that left at least 1,300 Israelis dead.
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 7:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"Your ‘coexist’ bumper sticker won’t save you."
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 11:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden’s two-year-old German shepherd, Commander, has been removed from the White House after staff were repeatedly subjected to far more attacks from the animal than the administration has acknowledged.
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 4:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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Forty-three family members share ECU legacy
Published: Saturday, October 28th, 2023 @ 3:16 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Despite launching an extensive investigation and having access to visitor logs of everyone who enters or exits the room, Secret Service agents have announced they are unable to identify the individual who has been meeting with foreign oligarchs in the Oval Office
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 11:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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