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joins globalist War on Religion
Published: Friday, March 27th, 2026 @ 9:17 am
By: John Steed
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'The Story of All Stories' offers families a faithful and beautifully-told Catholic alternative to most children's Bibles.
Published: Tuesday, October 14th, 2025 @ 8:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In response to heavy criticism of his progressive theological views, North Point Community Church Pastor Andy Stanley has issued a public challenge to face the Bible in an MMA fight.
Published: Tuesday, August 6th, 2024 @ 10:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man declared himself free of any need to belong to a local church, relying instead on the fact that he studies the Bible for himself, clearly indicating he has never studied the Bible for himself.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 3:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Though many people try to make the case that religion and politics don't mix, the truth is that political affiliations have been a part of history for thousands of years. Even your most beloved biblical figures were committed supporters of specific political parties.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 10:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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What began as a pleasant seminar at Lakewood Church devolved into an awkward situation today, as Senior Pastor Joel Osteen was stumped by one attendee who asked him to name three books from the Bible.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 1:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Baptist Publishing House has announced the publication of a new English translation of the Bible, the New Baptist Version or NBV, which helpfully replaces all instances of the word ‘hell' with ‘heck'.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 12:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Marriage experts now confirm that a husband reminding his wife that the Bible says she should submit to him leads to the happiest marriages.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 12:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In my darkest imagination, I see Donald Trump on Inauguration Day 2025. He is smug as he places his hand on the Bible and pledges his oath to uphold the Constitution.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 3:46 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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Dr. Jordan B. Peterson has gained an impressive following in recent years. Now, on the heels of his commentaries on the Bible, Dr. Peterson has turned his attention to critiquing beloved children's books.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 9:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Continuing its mission to show how Taylor Swift can point people to Christ, The Gospel Coalition proudly announced the release today of Fearless: The Taylor Swift Study Bible.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 7:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Public schools are a lot different today than they were years ago. In the old days, Christian kids could blend right in with the crowd at public schools. Today? Not so much. God-fearing, Bible-believing kids tend to stick out like sore thumbs at school these days.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 7:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's hard to find a good movie these days, but even harder to find one that didn't plagiarize Scripture! Don't believe us? Here are eight famous films that you never knew ripped their entire plot straight from the Bible:
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 3:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Newly-minted House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) told Fox News host Sean Hannity on Thursday that the entirety of his worldview could be found if one would simply “go pick up a Bible off your shelf and read it.”
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 8:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Feeling a little down? Think you've really screwed the pooch this time? Come with the Babylon Bee as we crack open the Scriptures and check out some Bible heroes who have done way, way stupider stuff than you!
Published: Thursday, November 9th, 2023 @ 7:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local church found a new surge in popularity after making the revolutionary decision to forego its normal attempts to appeal to the masses and instead just start teaching the Bible.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 9:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As the Bible says, none is righteous, no, not one — especially when it comes to what you do in your wife's dreams. She has legitimate reasons to be mad at you for it, so don't you dare act like you don't know what you did!
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 12:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A terrifying new report has sent shockwaves throughout the Christian community, as rumors swirled that people who skim through the genealogies in their Bible reading will be barred from entering Heaven.
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 9:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A newly married couple had determined the Lord is directing them to wait a while to have children after they spent the past week volunteering to serve in Vacation Bible School at their church.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 6:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Fredrick Biel spent time studying the Bible Thursday in his continuing quest for an impressive verse to share on social media, witnesses say.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 1:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Utah public school district that removed the Bible from elementary and middle school libraries voted Tuesday to reverse the decision, officials said in a statement.
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 11:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Bible has been pulled from the shelves of libraries in a school district in Utah after a parent claimed that it could be considered “pornographic.”
Published: Friday, June 16th, 2023 @ 12:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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North Korean authorities sentenced an entire family, including a two-year-old child, to life in prison after one of the family members was found to be in possession of a Bible.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 5:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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As the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America embraces a growing number of progressive positions, local Lutheran man Cliff Cliffstofferson wants to clarify that he is one of the weird ones who still believes The Bible.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 3:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars of the Hebrew Bible at Israel's Bar Ilan University have discovered new fine print in the Noahic Covenant.
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 8:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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During fellowship time for their weekly Bible Study, local man Charlie Rodriguez pulled his wife into an emergency conference to recover the name of a woman they had met only 15 seconds ago.
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 1:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Senior Pastor Andy Stanley was sidetracked while delivering a sermon Sunday morning at North Point Community Church when the Bible began disagreeing with one of his points.
Published: Sunday, February 5th, 2023 @ 8:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Black smoke was seen rising from the chimney of the world-famous Sistine Chapel as Pope Francis tossed another Bible into the fireplace to keep himself warm.
Published: Tuesday, January 31st, 2023 @ 11:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ever since changing over to the Jesus Storybook Bible, local man Dan Smith has been totally dominating his Bible-In-A-Year plan.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Some of the top podcasts in the United States so far in 2023 on streaming sites like Apple and Spotify discuss things like faith, the Bible, and Christianity, beating out ones from The New York Times, NBC, and more.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 8:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local parishioner Jacob Henderson has said he does not have time to read the Bible. However, according to sources close to the situation, Henderson listens to seven daily podcasts and has an audio Bible on his phone.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 6:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis was sworn in for a second term Tuesday as the 46th governor of the Sunshine State using the Bible of the Revolution, which the Founding Fathers in the U.S. Congress endorsed over 240 years ago.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 3:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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While many believe essential oils to be a modern Christian phenomenon, these potent extracts actually played a role in some of Scripture's most familiar narratives!
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 1:19 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Pastor Karen Younis of Pittsburgh's St. Andrew Lutheran Church has released a new, innovative Bible reading plan where people commit to one year of never reading the Bible.
Published: Wednesday, January 4th, 2023 @ 12:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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By Jeff Larson, The Back Pew
Published: Saturday, December 31st, 2022 @ 11:42 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Published in November of 1880
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 7:40 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The publisher Zondervan has released a new Bible translation where the words "if you know what I mean" have been added to the end of every verse in Song of Solomon.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 3:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“The God of the Bible has the last say,” said Bishop Patrick Wooden Sr.
Published: Sunday, December 18th, 2022 @ 9:46 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Local boy Linus Van Pelt has been permanently banned from the local community theater, after an episode in which he commandeered a play rehearsal and began reciting from the Bible.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 6:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following several years of diligent highlighting during his daily devotions, a local man has soaked every single word in his Bible with layers of neon highlighter and underlining, and now has no idea which Scriptures are inspired and which are optional.
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 1:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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When I was a tenth grade student, I had the good fortune to have an English teacher named MS. Comer.
Published: Monday, December 5th, 2022 @ 2:26 pm
By: John W. LaCava
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