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An NFL game almost became watchable today, but was saved at the last moment by veteran referee John Ross.
Published: Friday, February 2nd, 2024 @ 5:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After record-breaking low box office sales with the opening of The Marvels, Disney has announced they will be rereleasing the flop and replacing every single actor with Chris Pratt.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 11:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning act of mass delusion and cinematic stupidity, Americans have announced plans to keep pretending that Disney's animated 2013 film Frozen was somehow, in some universe, a better film than Disney's animated 2010 masterpiece Tangled.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 1:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Everyone agrees soccer is boring and America needs to fix it, but how? Here are ten simple ways to make soccer interesting, since the rest of the planet apparently remains intent on making us watch it every four years.
Published: Monday, November 28th, 2022 @ 9:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite accusations of “review-bombing,” the new Amazon series “Lord of the Ring: The Rings of Power” just became the most-watched premiere ever on the platform with a record 25 million views in the first few days.
Published: Tuesday, September 20th, 2022 @ 11:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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“The Chosen” creator Dallas Jenkins explained the fan-supported show’s popularity and what people can expect from the highly-anticipated Season 3 of the series that explores Jesus through the eyes and lives of those close to him.
Published: Friday, September 16th, 2022 @ 8:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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Beaufort County's majority, a veritable coalition of nominal Republicans and Democratic Socialists, voted against improving the quality of the filming of the board's meetings, all within their blissful quest for abject mediocrity.
Published: Friday, April 15th, 2022 @ 6:39 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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As a Commissioner for over 20 years now, I am finding that my junior commissioners really do not take their jobs at all seriously.
Published: Sunday, January 16th, 2022 @ 8:18 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Carolina Panthers trading for Sam Darnold has heightened expectations for a team who was expected to come in at the bottom of their division next season.
Published: Wednesday, April 21st, 2021 @ 4:55 pm
By: Daniel Bunting
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Christians and those of other faiths proclaimed that Monday, June 1 be a national day of mourning and lament.
Published: Thursday, June 4th, 2020 @ 4:58 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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I am truly delighted to welcome so many impressive young Americans to the White House.
Published: Monday, March 25th, 2019 @ 10:16 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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I am truly delighted to welcome so many impressive young Americans to the White House. This is a very exciting day. What we're doing is very important.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2019 @ 9:47 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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