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With rumors circulating about former President Joe Biden expressing a desire to return to politics, the editorial board of The Babylon Bee would like to offer our enthusiastic and heartfelt support for this thrilling possibility.
Published: Tuesday, July 29th, 2025 @ 12:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Dread it. Run from it. 2024 has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's November! That means it's almost December, which means it's almost 2024, which means it'll eventually be election time.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 3:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Parents are encouraged to check their child's Halloween candy haul every year to keep an eye out for razor blades and granola bars, but they didn't have to worry about the treats they'd get from the White House — until now.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 9:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With the rumor mill still churning despite the Secret Service closing its investigation, President Joe Biden blamed the presence of cocaine in the West Wing of the White House on a black man who used to live there.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 2:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Solemnly addressing reporters on the White House lawn today, President Biden vowed to send a rescue train in search of the OceanGate Titan, a submersible that went missing on Sunday while diving to reach the wreckage of the Titanic.
Published: Tuesday, August 1st, 2023 @ 7:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Speaking from the White House, President Biden announced his administration's bold plan to require all wildfires be electric by 2025.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 12:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Facing increased backlash and negative public attention amid what is perceived by many to be an aggressive assault on traditional values, Satan has officially asked the LGBTQ+ community to tone down its efforts.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 8:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A brief commotion arose on the White House lawn today, as a Secret Service agent could be heard shouting "Spit it out! Spit it out right this instant!" as he chased President Joe Biden out onto the grass.
Published: Wednesday, July 19th, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Daily Wire Editor Emeritus Ben Shapiro said he’s not buying the Biden administration’s shock and condemnation after transgender activist Rose Montoya, a man who identifies as a woman, went topless, “jiggling” bare breasts at a recent White House Pride event.
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 2:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden faced backlash Monday evening after a video from over the weekend went viral that showed a transgender activist taking his top off during a White House event after meeting the president.
Published: Tuesday, June 27th, 2023 @ 7:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Amid startling allegations of a bribery scheme that involved foreign nationals giving the Biden family millions of dollars in exchange for policy changes, the President spoke to journalists this morning on the White House lawn.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 12:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Authorities have been dispatched to the White House lawn after reports of a creepy old man shouting to people that he thinks of everyone's kids as his own.
Published: Saturday, May 27th, 2023 @ 4:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Asked about holding future Easter Egg hunts at the White House, President Biden babbled that he would be “pushing” out eggs in the 2024 election.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 6:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A White House insider confirmed today that the Bidens' German Shepherd Major has been running the country during the president's COVID isolation period.
Published: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 @ 12:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki departs today for a job at MSNBC, several members of the White House Press Corps expressed concern that she may not be intending to circle back to their questions after all.
Published: Tuesday, May 24th, 2022 @ 7:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A new report from an inside source at the White House has confirmed that Barack Obama has been running the Biden Administration from inside an Easter Bunny costume for the past two years.
Published: Monday, April 25th, 2022 @ 2:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Two major U.S. airlines have announced that they will continue to enforce Democrat President Joe Biden’s mask mandate on public transportation despite a federal judge ruling on Monday that the mandate was “unlawful” and that it must be “terminate[d].”
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 4:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a touching ceremony on the White House lawn today, President Biden congratulated the first black woman on the Supreme Court, Michelle Obama.
Published: Tuesday, April 19th, 2022 @ 3:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Press Briefing by White House COVID-19 Response Team and Public Health Officials
Published: Tuesday, July 6th, 2021 @ 10:51 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Well, thank you very much. And keep that enthusiasm going.
Published: Tuesday, October 13th, 2020 @ 8:26 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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President Donald Trump said Tuesday afternoon that up to nine additional nations could join a peace deal with Israel in the near future, including Saudi Arabia.
Published: Monday, September 21st, 2020 @ 7:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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"It’s a place that makes me feel good"
Published: Sunday, August 16th, 2020 @ 4:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Friday, President Trump walked down to the White House lawn for an impromptu interview with Fox & Friends. There, he lambasted the FBI in the wake of a damning Department of Justice Inspector General report.
Published: Saturday, June 23rd, 2018 @ 12:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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