According to sources, a local family has gathered for their annual tradition of putting up Christmas tree decorations that their mother will move to the correct spots immediately after everyone walks away.
Published: Monday, January 29th, 2024 @ 9:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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CHAPPAQUA, NY — On Wednesday, a group of concerned neighbors nervously approached the old Clinton house and asked if there were any plans to put "all the dead bodies away."
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an embarrassing gaffe, several members of the United States Secret Service spent over four hours protecting what turned out to just be a Halloween butler decoration in the entryway of the White House.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 1:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As record heat swept across the southern United States in recent weeks, suburban housewives were quick to seize upon brief periods when the temperature briefly dipped just below 100 degrees to break out their voluminous amounts of fall decorations.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 12:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Let's face it, guys, decorating isn't as simple as it sounds. You want your house or apartment to look legit, not like some uncultured goof lives there. And you know you can't ask a girl for advice, since girls don't know anything about proper decorating.
Published: Thursday, November 2nd, 2023 @ 12:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an inspiring international gesture in honor of Pride Month, the frozen corpses of climbers on Mount Everest have been heavily decorated to reflect the celebration's rainbow theme.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to reports from residents living near Liz Cheney's Wyoming home, the lame-duck representative for the state's at-large congressional district is really feeling the spirit of the holidays.
Published: Friday, November 11th, 2022 @ 9:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Uptown Greenville is pleased to announce the winners of the 2021 Uptown Storefront Decorating Contest.
Published: Wednesday, December 22nd, 2021 @ 5:33 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Uptown Greenville is twinkling with holiday spirit as the annual holiday storefront decorating contest illuminates the streets of the center city.
Published: Wednesday, December 8th, 2021 @ 3:41 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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climate alarmists claimed it was dying and would soon be completely dead
Published: Tuesday, July 27th, 2021 @ 9:20 pm
By: John Steed
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With nearly twenty entries, the stakes were higher than years’ past. Nearly 200 votes were cast.
Published: Saturday, December 26th, 2020 @ 7:57 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Uptown Greenville is twinkling with holiday spirit as the annual holiday storefront decorating contest illuminates the streets of the Uptown District.
Published: Thursday, December 17th, 2020 @ 2:28 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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With over a dozen entries, the stakes were high. Nearly 200 votes were cast.
Published: Friday, December 20th, 2019 @ 11:31 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The annual holiday storefront decorating contest takes to the streets of Uptown Greenville. The theme of this year’s contest is “Holidays in the City.”
Published: Friday, December 13th, 2019 @ 12:02 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Here's how it started. First, I smiled when a friend emailed just past Halloween that she'd like to have a few girls over for cocktails but needed to apologize and warn us that her Christmas decorations were already up.
Published: Thursday, November 28th, 2019 @ 9:50 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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On behalf of the United States, the First Lady and I send our greetings to the people of Australia and to all those gathered to commemorate the 77th Anniversary of the Battle of the Coral Sea.
Published: Sunday, May 12th, 2019 @ 8:33 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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On behalf of the United States, First Lady Melania and I join the people of Australia in remembrance and reflection for the 76th Commemoration of the Battle of the Coral Sea.
Published: Friday, May 4th, 2018 @ 4:09 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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So there were four armed officers outside the school. And none of them did anything, according to CNN. They instead waited for Coral Springs police to lead the charge inside.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2018 @ 2:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Are you juggling so many balls that you wish there were more hours in the day? Is your to-do-list on overload when suddenly you need to add a task like holiday decorating or helping your parents downsize? Well then, have I got a deal for you.
Published: Tuesday, November 14th, 2017 @ 11:22 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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This day has been nothing short of glorious. The cold wind and rain have passed and were replaced with warm golden light that lit the trees up.
Published: Friday, November 3rd, 2017 @ 11:34 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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December has come-with its' shining lights and sugar cookies. I love December with all its' lovely details. For me, December is a happy month and a holy time.
Published: Wednesday, December 28th, 2016 @ 3:56 am
By: Michele Rhem
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At last, the rabbit patch declares that the Christmas season is upon us. There is a wreath on every door with little twinkling lights that brighten the late autumn fog.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2016 @ 11:43 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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He was the most decorated soldier of World War II and a movie star, but many do not know the rest of his story.
Published: Sunday, February 7th, 2016 @ 9:06 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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The Automatic External Defibrilators (AEDs) donated by Vidant Health have now been deployed throughout campus. The AEDs will improve our ability to provide assistance in medical emergencies.
Published: Thursday, January 7th, 2016 @ 5:12 am
By: Barbara Tansey
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Mrs. Polly Cora Smith Cox, age 94, a resident of 1060 Goose Creek Road, Washington, died Saturday, April 25, 2015 at Vidant Medical Center in Greenville.
Published: Tuesday, April 28th, 2015 @ 3:36 pm
By: Announcements
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North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory and First Lady Ann McCrory will be hosting a Holiday Open House at the Governor's Western Residence this weekend. The open house will be held on both Saturday, December 6 and Sunday, December 7 from 12:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. Media wishing to attend and speak with...
Published: Saturday, December 6th, 2014 @ 4:15 pm
By: Chris Downey
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Mrs. Cora Elizabeth Smith Bond, age 90, a resident of Belhaven, died Wednesday, November 19, 2014 at her home.
Published: Thursday, November 20th, 2014 @ 3:47 pm
By: Announcements
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Mrs. Cora Smith Bond, age 90, a resident of 2563 NC Hwy. 99 South, Belhaven died Wednesday, November 19, 2014.
Published: Wednesday, November 19th, 2014 @ 5:07 pm
By: Announcements
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Everything has a price, so how much do Americans spend on the spookiest day of the year? Since 2005, the National Retail Federation has conducted a Halloween Consumer Spending Survey to gauge consumer behavior and shopping trends related to Halloween spending. Overall, 162 million people are...
Published: Wednesday, October 29th, 2014 @ 5:04 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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