According to sources, local father Jon Patterson grabbed a map as soon as his family entered the gates at Disneyland over the weekend. Patterson then barked orders like some battle-hardened general or squad leader executing a daring battle plan to his troops.
Published: Sunday, August 21st, 2022 @ 11:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local dad Trey Marson is historically known by his kids as the most hilarious, fun, smart dad on earth.
Published: Thursday, August 18th, 2022 @ 5:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local Dad Adam Major has been praying fervently that one day, someway, somehow that he will be as good of a Dad as the Dad from Bluey, Bandit Heeler.
Published: Sunday, August 7th, 2022 @ 8:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Summers can be a great time for fathers to spend more time with their children. But what are you going to do with them? If you're not coming up with constant activities you'll be overwhelmed with complaints of boredom. DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
Published: Thursday, July 14th, 2022 @ 4:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Also on the list: Simone Biles, Steve Jobs, Gabby Giffords, and the late Senator John McCain.
Published: Wednesday, July 13th, 2022 @ 8:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Fathers are the forgotten heroes of this world. Mothers get all the glory (and with good reason!) but there are still some great benefits to being a dad. For example, free hugs whenever you want!
Published: Tuesday, July 5th, 2022 @ 4:43 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Bryan Coleman became exceedingly frustrated this morning as his devotional on patience was repeatedly interrupted by his needy kids.
Published: Thursday, June 9th, 2022 @ 10:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's a lot of responsibility to be the patriarch of your household. Leading your family through a woke world that wants to cause them spiritual harm is a stressful job. Also, sometimes your wife doesn't make that sandwich you ask for. Life is hard!
Published: Monday, June 6th, 2022 @ 10:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Researchers have confirmed that a dad's bodily functions will become exactly thirty decibels noisier with each passing year, ad infinitum.
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 7:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local family man Donald Playfield decided to start packing his things just 12 minutes before leaving on a two-week vacation to Yucatán, Mexico.
Published: Thursday, May 26th, 2022 @ 8:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local dad Jasper McTubbins called it a day as far as parenting responsibilities were concerned after he paused for a moment from polishing his golf clubs in the garage so he could yell, “Listen to your mother!” at the kids.
Published: Sunday, April 17th, 2022 @ 1:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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When Chris Kyle was a young boy growing up in central Texas, he learned to hunt, to fight to win, loved Jesus, bronco busting and pretty girls.
Published: Thursday, January 20th, 2022 @ 11:17 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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The unsanctified blood and gore, and the unmitigated violence to inflict such, in copious proportions with extreme prejudice, upon one's enemy was the unrelenting theme of this most effective film.
Published: Wednesday, January 5th, 2022 @ 1:35 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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If you read conservative culture commentary with any regularity, you’ll frequently come across an article or two highlighting the critical importance of fathers in the lives of their children.
Published: Friday, July 23rd, 2021 @ 1:52 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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I always like the old tunes of my youth, but I also like to see or hear contemporary musicians singing the old standards
Published: Wednesday, December 9th, 2020 @ 3:29 am
By: Bobby Tony
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American-directed force in Baghdad stopped this week's attack before protesters could breach a security entrance — unlike what went down in Benghazi
Published: Friday, January 3rd, 2020 @ 8:14 am
By: LifeZette
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Iran is apparently responsible for orchestrating these protests after U.S. airstrikes on Sunday targeted an Iranian-backed military group
Published: Wednesday, January 1st, 2020 @ 12:25 pm
By: LifeZette
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After deadly U.S. airstrikes targeting an Iran-backed Iraqi Shiite militia, a mob of hundreds of the group’s supporters converged on the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad on Tuesday
Published: Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 @ 2:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Donald J. Trump has announced that the leader of ISIS has been brought to justice and is dead following a successful United States operation.
Published: Tuesday, October 29th, 2019 @ 3:03 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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President Donald Trump's triumphant takedown of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the top ISIS leader, on Saturday night sent Democratic lawmakers scrambling on Sunday, Fox News noted on Sunday evening.
Published: Tuesday, October 29th, 2019 @ 1:12 am
By: LifeZette
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Remarks by President Trump on the Death of ISIS Leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Published: Tuesday, October 29th, 2019 @ 12:30 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Last night, the United States brought the world’s number one terrorist leader to justice. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is dead.
Published: Monday, October 28th, 2019 @ 4:52 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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'Last night the best of America met the worst of mankind in Baghdadi and the good guys won'
Published: Monday, October 28th, 2019 @ 12:31 am
By: LifeZette
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Award-winning journalist, entrepreneur and philanthropist Soledad O’Brien visited East Carolina University on Sept. 18 as the premier lecturer in the 2019-20 Voyages of Discovery Series.
Published: Friday, September 20th, 2019 @ 9:20 pm
By: ECU News Services
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On July 26, 2018 a gospel singing group Called Big Daddy Weave came to town. They performed at Washington High School from 7:00 until 10:00 PM.
Published: Tuesday, October 23rd, 2018 @ 3:43 am
By: Hood Richardson
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If used properly, the Standing Rules of the United States Senate can prevent anything from happening, except Happy Hour.
Published: Sunday, March 26th, 2017 @ 12:21 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Mrs. June Carol Haddad Hipkiss, age 77, a resident of Kinston, NC died Sunday June 26, 2016 at the home of her daughter in Chocowinity, NC.
Published: Tuesday, June 28th, 2016 @ 2:56 pm
By: Announcements
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A younger brother's repressed memory rises up after seeing a picture of two kids boxing.
Published: Friday, March 18th, 2016 @ 7:43 am
By: Bobby Tony
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No hit parade of music would be complete without the Blues.
Published: Friday, October 2nd, 2015 @ 8:15 am
By: Bobby Tony
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Stories my dad told me about his life as an Atlanta
Published: Friday, August 28th, 2015 @ 2:12 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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Medical Center for the third annual Skedaddle for the Small Fries 5k and One Mile Fun Run.
Published: Thursday, June 18th, 2015 @ 5:29 pm
By: Christopher Maye
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It takes more than money to be rich.
Published: Friday, May 22nd, 2015 @ 4:20 am
By: Bobby Tony
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If you've had some discomfort with the way DC has been handling the war on terror lately, the recent words of State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf should make you run for the medicine cabinet - or Walgreen's - for more Maalox:
Published: Friday, February 20th, 2015 @ 7:12 am
By: Brant Clifton
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Cultural catchphrases for parenting styles abound. From the "tiger mom" to the newly coined "guerrilla dad," each purports to capture a distinct set of parenting behaviors. Even the micromanagerial methods of the "helicopter parent" have garnered a place in our pop culture vernacular.
Published: Thursday, December 11th, 2014 @ 5:02 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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