The American public at large has noticed an eerie calm in recent days, leading everyone to believe the slow news week must be a clear indication the reptile overlords who rule the globe must be planning something big.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 3:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local lizard man spoke with reporters to provide a detailed account of a shameful incident of outright harassment he suffered on an airplane while trying to travel from Dallas to Orlando, Florida.
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 1:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Politicians in Washington are growing increasingly nervous, as the CDC has announced they have discovered the first case of Lizardpox on American shores.
Published: Sunday, June 26th, 2022 @ 12:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Zookeepers across the nation are reportedly scrambling to vaccinate all reptiles in captivity following the announcement that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has tested positive for COVID-19.
Published: Wednesday, April 20th, 2022 @ 9:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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