Local police have taken in the man who reportedly entered the Iowa State Capitol and reigned destruction upon the satanic statue of Baphomet, cutting off its head epically and gloriously with a chainsaw. According to law enforcement, the man said his name was "Doom Guy".
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 1:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Hurricane Idalia made landfall at Category 3 strength in Florida’s Big Bend at 7:45 a.m. Wednesday morning, smashing into the town of Keaton Beach, just north of Steinhatchee, with fierce 125 mph winds.
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 5:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local man realized he's been singing the 1999 hit song "All Star" by Smash Mouth in his head since the song's release 24 years ago.
Published: Saturday, August 12th, 2023 @ 6:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Smash and grab robberies area already making headlines across the country, just a week into the holiday shopping season.
Published: Tuesday, December 27th, 2022 @ 12:51 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Local man Jason Malone was disappointed to learn that his impressive Super Smash Bros skills have not really been considered during several recent interviews.
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2022 @ 3:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Europe is about to fire up the giant atom smasher that helped scientists discover the so-called “God particle,” prompting wacky internet fears it could create a black hole that swallows the world or open a portal to Hell.
Published: Wednesday, July 13th, 2022 @ 11:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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You can tell a lot about a person by which character they use in Super Smash Bros.
Published: Wednesday, July 13th, 2022 @ 8:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Joe Perillo’s business was targeted by smash-and-grab perpetrators, who stole millions of dollars worth of merchandise from his Gold Coast Exotic Motor Cars store. During a meeting with Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, the mayor reportedly called Perillo an “idiot,” though he didn’t hear the insult.
Published: Wednesday, January 26th, 2022 @ 1:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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Smashed Waffles, located at 718 Dickinson Avenue in Greenville, will celebrate its recent opening by inviting the public to a ribbon-cutting event Wednesday, January 10 at 11:00 a.m.
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2018 @ 6:07 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Smash Waffles, Greenville's beloved waffle delivery service has now opened a storefront in Uptown Greenville
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2017 @ 9:18 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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"Like a party in your mouth," are how many fans describe Smash Waffles, Greenville's newest delivery sensation
Published: Friday, May 5th, 2017 @ 2:20 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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