10 Signs You're A Dad

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

98.85% No, I do not support Election Interference; I am a patriot unto our Constitution.

1.15% Yes, I do support Election Interference; the alternative, Donald Trump, to this mentally diminished president is far worse.

0% "What, me worry" if elections are rigged?

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Published: Wednesday, May 11th, 2022 @ 1:34 am
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    Life comes at you fast. One day you're kicking back with the boys-playing some Super Smash Bros. (Final Destination/No Items/Fox Only)-and then out of nowhere you meet your wife and become a father! Ever think it might be nice if you could find out if you're a dad before someone starts yelling at you about it?

    Check out these clear identifiers that you are probably a dad:

    1) You're vaguely aware of little people in your house that are probably related to you in some way: They might be kids. Unclear.

    2) You always have a cool pocket knife at the ready in case you need to open any packages that could easily be opened with your hands: Why use hands when knives?

    3) People are complaining that you snore: And you don't believe it.

    4) Your idea of a vacation is sitting in the car alone for 15 minutes or going out to get toilet paper: Better than the Bahamas.

    5) Your jokes absolutely kill: Thousands of deaths.

    6) You own video game systems that you never get to play: And why are the controllers all sticky?

    7) You could swear you got paid last week but there's nothing in your wallet: Possible you were robbed, however.

    8) You say "stop doing that" 117 times a day: Not sure why you're keeping count.

    9) You have absolutely, positively no idea where anything is stored in your house: You have no memory of this place.

    10) You are loved way more than you deserve: And if you didn't before, you probably believe in God.

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