Top Alternative Words To Use When You Can't Say 'Groomer' | Eastern North Carolina Now | Big Tech is cracking down! Facebook and Tik Tok have already banned the use of the word "groomer", and this week Twitter followed suit, evidently perceiving "groomer" as a slur on the LGBTQ+ community.

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    Big Tech is cracking down! Facebook and Tik Tok have already banned the use of the word "groomer", and this week Twitter followed suit, evidently perceiving "groomer" as a slur on the LGBTQ+ community. If you're concerned that people who normalize sexualizing young children plan to escalate into more sinister activities, you still need a way to explain your concerns. To that end, here are some alternatives to the word "groomer!"

  • 6r00mer - Sneak right past the algorithm!
  • Minorphile - As a bonus, it sounds erudite.
  • Public School Teacher - No offense to the several dozen non-grooming public school teachers out there.
  • Person of Grooming - This is the politically correct term.
  • --. .-. --- --- -- . .-. - Morse code is one of the oldest tricks in the book.
  • Roomer-Gay - Linguists say pig latin predates morse code - and it's fancier!
  • Gender Mentoring Advisor - To provide intimate counseling "away from the prying eyes of those pesky parents."
  • Epsteinian - For the local teacher hoping to out-Jeffrey Jeffrey by assembling an army of underage sex slaves.
  • Child Abusist - It sounds so polite.
  • Aunt Tifa - We're not sure where the algorithm stands on blue-haired teachers who moonlight as communist pedophile thugs, but use this now in case Big Tech bans "Antifa" as a slur too!
  • Windowless Van Aficionado - People who drive these to their "family-friendly drag reading events" probably hope to scale into less family-friendly territory.
  • Genital Relocation Logistics Coordinator - The more inflated the title, the more likely it is you're looking at a groomer.
  • Politician - We all know what you're up to, Congressman.
  • Person who has age-inappropriate sexual conversations with other people's kids for the purpose of preparing or training them to be more easily exploited by political idealogues, gender extremists, and pedophiles - If only there were a single word to describe that...

    That's it. Now go forth and call out groomers - or rather, Gender Inclusivity Education Professionals!
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