Karine Jean-Pierre Insists It’s Not Her Job To Answer Questions Like Some Sort Of Press Secretary | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    WASHINGTON, D.C.     Things got tense in the White House briefing room today after several journalists in the press pool asked Jean-Pierre to answer some questions.

    "Listen here - it's not my job to stand here and answer your questions all day like some sort of press secretary," said Jean-Pierre while furiously flipping through her 3-ring binder to find a pre-written comeback that would shut the journalists down once and for all. "For goodness' sake, I'm a human being, not some wind-up toy or magic 8-ball you can shake up and ask whatever question you want to! What do you take me for? A member of the White House communications team?"

    Several journalists in the audience rudely raised their hands to ask further questions, apparently unaware of how poorly they were behaving.

    "Come on, we all know the drill here. You ask the questions given to you by my team, I recite the answers given to me by my team, we pretend it's spontaneous, and we all go home, ok? Get off your high horse, everyone!"

    At publishing time, Jean-Pierre had informed the journalists that any more out-of-turn questions would result in them being sent to the time-out room with no cookies or juice boxes.
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Jerry said:
( November 29th, 2022 @ 8:19 am )
 
She gave her own job description then said she would not do it and she probably could not do it.

How long has the Whitehouse been selecting the questions to be asked?
Bear said:
( November 28th, 2022 @ 10:47 am )
 
When does she think she'll grow out this schoolgirl puppet stage? She shouldn't have taken the job if she couldn't answer questions from the press. She said it herself, "It's all staged". Fake presidency!
( November 28th, 2022 @ 5:48 am )
 
BAHAHAHA! Let's go Brandon! #FJB



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