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Humor in the most unusual of all places - in the politics of our everyday lives.

In our latest video, Duke Geralt LéMaster talks to you filthy poor people and tells you how to make a few simple cuts to your pathetic budget to survive inflation.
In our latest video, Duke Geralt LéMaster talks to you filthy poor people and tells you how to make a few simple cuts to your pathetic budget to survive inflation.
 
In breaking news today, the Clintons confirmed that Hillary Clinton has tested positive for COVID-19, while Bill Clinton has tested positive for COVID-19
In breaking news today, the Clintons confirmed that Hillary Clinton has tested positive for COVID-19, while Bill Clinton has tested positive for COVID-19
 
Local man Jack Orchard called his son over the weekend and left a voicemail on his phone when he didn't answer.
Local man Jack Orchard called his son over the weekend and left a voicemail on his phone when he didn't answer.
 
Disney+ has announced some new parental features coming to the popular streaming platform.
Disney+ has announced some new parental features coming to the popular streaming platform.
 
After an eventful Oscars ceremony in which Will Smith assaulted Chris Rock over a quip about his wife's hair, comedienne Amy Schumer became horrified by the realization you can now get slapped in the face for telling a bad joke.
After an eventful Oscars ceremony in which Will Smith assaulted Chris Rock over a quip about his wife's hair, comedienne Amy Schumer became horrified by the realization you can now get slapped in the face for telling a bad joke.
 
To assist the Ukrainian people, the president has directed the FBI to begin monitoring social media accounts and taking note of anyone who hasn't updated their profile picture to the Ukrainian flag.
To assist the Ukrainian people, the president has directed the FBI to begin monitoring social media accounts and taking note of anyone who hasn't updated their profile picture to the Ukrainian flag.
 
According to sources familiar with her family, Ketanji Brown Jackson threw the game Guess Who across the living room in confused frustration after losing for the 140th consecutive time.
According to sources familiar with her family, Ketanji Brown Jackson threw the game Guess Who across the living room in confused frustration after losing for the 140th consecutive time.
 
Local father and dance chaperone Dennis Bush has reminded his children that, when dancing, they must remember to leave room for Reagan.
Local father and dance chaperone Dennis Bush has reminded his children that, when dancing, they must remember to leave room for Reagan.
 
According to reports, your wife gasped, causing you to almost get in a fatal accident because the video she was watching on her phone showed an adorable baby goat tumble off a log.
According to reports, your wife gasped, causing you to almost get in a fatal accident because the video she was watching on her phone showed an adorable baby goat tumble off a log.
 
Multiple five-year old witnesses confirm that their teacher, Miss Whifflestrom, dropped the class gerbil in awe after hearing brilliant young kindergartener Timothy correctly describe boys as having a penis and girls, a vagina. Within hours, young Timothy had been granted a PhD in Biology.
Multiple five-year old witnesses confirm that their teacher, Miss Whifflestrom, dropped the class gerbil in awe after hearing brilliant young kindergartener Timothy correctly describe boys as having a penis and girls, a vagina. Within hours, young Timothy had been granted a PhD in Biology.
 
The Senate is continuing their questioning of Supreme Court Nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson this week to make sure she meets the qualifications of the highest court in the land.
The Senate is continuing their questioning of Supreme Court Nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson this week to make sure she meets the qualifications of the highest court in the land.
 
The Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Ketanji Brown Jackson experienced a delayed start this morning after Ms. Jackson had trouble locating the women's room.
The Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Ketanji Brown Jackson experienced a delayed start this morning after Ms. Jackson had trouble locating the women's room.
 
Writers for The Babylon Bee, currently inmates in Twitter Jail, are attempting to slowly tunnel their way out of their cells, according to an exposé by Dateline NBC. The dangerous inmates have allegedly concealed their escape tunnel behind a poster of their longtime crush Gina Carano.
Writers for The Babylon Bee, currently inmates in Twitter Jail, are attempting to slowly tunnel their way out of their cells, according to an exposé by Dateline NBC. The dangerous inmates have allegedly concealed their escape tunnel behind a poster of their longtime crush Gina Carano.
 
What is a woman? Nobody knows—not even Supreme Court nominees. But we've come up with a few key indicators to look for.
What is a woman? Nobody knows—not even Supreme Court nominees. But we've come up with a few key indicators to look for.
 
In our latest video, a clever husband takes a cue from Joe Biden and just blames all his marital failures on Vladimir Putin.
In our latest video, a clever husband takes a cue from Joe Biden and just blames all his marital failures on Vladimir Putin.
 
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