In a terribly awkward moment, Russian President Vladimir Putin and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy both showed up to cheer at the same campaign rally for President Joe Biden.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 7:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky dismissed the country’s chief military commander on Thursday, just days after hinting at the shakeup as he looks to “reset” the Ukrainian military’s struggling war effort against Russia.
Published: Friday, February 16th, 2024 @ 10:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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The White House ran cover for President Joe Biden on Thursday when pressed on why the commander in chief has not held a traditional year-end news conference.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 12:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) refused to budge on his demand for a border security overhaul in exchange for more aid to Ukraine after meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky on Capitol Hill on Tuesday.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 9:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is calling for the immediate suspension of Presidential elections in his country, so that he may focus all his efforts on fighting to protect democracy in Ukraine.
Published: Monday, January 1st, 2024 @ 9:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A lucky young boy who went trick-or-treating at the United States Capitol building came away with $40 billion in candy after dressing up as Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 3:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With the world's attention focused on Middle Eastern religious butchering, Russia prepares to deliver the coup de grace to the Bidens' primary dollar laundering Kiev facility with a shattering Winter offensive.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 1:17 pm
By: The Correspondent
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California lottery officials have provided details regarding the latest Powerball winner. A Hispanic and long-time California resident named Vladimiro Zelensko is reported to have won the whopping $1.7 billion Powerball lottery.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 5:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Published: Friday, December 1st, 2023 @ 1:23 am
By: The Correspondent
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In a shocking move, Ukraine announced today that they have hired trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney as their official military spokesperson.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to raise more funds to support Ukraine's war efforts against Russia, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky had ushers pass around an offering plate during his speech to the United Nations General Assembly.
Published: Monday, November 20th, 2023 @ 8:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky on Sunday invited former U.S. President Donald Trump to visit Ukraine to make good on his vow of settling the Eastern European nation’s ongoing conflict with Russia in “24 hours”
Published: Monday, November 20th, 2023 @ 8:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky arrived in the U.S. to petition the U.N. for additional funds for the ongoing war with Russia, he was angered to learn one of his F-35s had been carelessly ruined by the American military.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 11:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ukraine boss Volodimir Zelensky is reportedly irate at the lack of international support he's received in his extended battle with Russia, including a recent snub by major certified butthead Elon Musk who has refused to help start a nuclear war.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 3:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a major breakthrough in the ongoing war with Russia, Ukraine has developed a new weapon powered by one of its most abundant renewable resources — American dollars.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 12:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ukraine intelligence forces, built up with significant investment from the CIA, have carried out attacks behind enemy lines on what Ukraine says are figures and infrastructure important to the Russian war effort.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 4:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With the war against Russia still raging, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has announced a new incentive program to encourage women to enlist in the Ukrainian military, with each woman who signs up receiving a free pumpkin spice latte.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. JD Vance (R-OH) slammed Democrats for blocking a two-week funding bill to avoid a government shutdown because it didn’t allocate any funding to Ukraine.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 7:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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As the search for the next Speaker of the House of Representatives continues, the American public is starting to wonder who else may be a candidate to fill the important role in the nation's legislative branch.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 7:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Amid large-scale terrorist atrocities in Israel and an active hostage situation with Hamas, Ukrainian President Zelensky cautiously asked if now would be a bad time to maybe get a couple billion dollars of US aid.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 4:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) said on Thursday he denied Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky‘s request to deliver an address to a joint session of Congress.
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 11:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a bold statement of strength and resolve, President Joe Biden vowed to keep up the war effort against Russia as long as any Ukrainian man, woman, or child was left drawing breath to fight.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 12:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The U.S. Senate passed on Wednesday a formal dress code, putting an end to the brief reign of “The Fetterman Rule” named after Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) and his penchant for casual attire.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 9:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) is stitching together a Senate coalition to reverse the controversial decision to stop enforcement of the chamber’s dress code, which has been dubbed “The Fetterman Rule” in a nod to one member with a penchant for casual attire.
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 5:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a press briefing this morning, the White House praised the overwhelming success of "Bidenomics," as the average American now has twice as many jobs as they had two years ago.
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 5:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Biden administration announced on Wednesday that it would supply Ukraine with depleted uranium tank rounds for the first time in its ongoing war with Russia.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 7:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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Tensions rose in the White House today after President Joe Biden called an urgent meeting with top administration members. According to reports, the team convened in the White House Situation Room to have a leisurely discussion about the weather.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 11:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mecha Hitler received a standing ovation at Canada's House of Commons last week in recognition of his hard work fighting the Soviets while overseeing experiments at Castle Wolfenstein.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 12:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Volodymyr Zelensky must have an inkling that his unlimited check could soon be running out because the Ukrainian president is trying out a new sales pitch to world leaders: We need to defeat Russia, or evil dictators will “weaponize” the damaging effects of climate change.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 6:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The media and general public were collectively unsure how to respond today, as a visiting "alien commander" from space held a press conference to ask the people of Earth to provide his planet with $40 billion in foreign aid
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 3:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Kentucky Republican Senator Rand Paul said he would move to hold up any spending bill providing more money to Ukraine as the deadline for Congress to fund the federal government approaches.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 2:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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An Obama administration task force determined in late 2015 that Ukraine merited a $1 billion loan guarantee before then-Vice President Joe Biden leveraged the aid to oust a controversial prosecutor.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 12:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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Casualties continue to mount in the ongoing Ukraine-Russia conflict, causing Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to make the decision to call up 3,000 U.S. military reserve soldiers.
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 12:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The nation was rocked to its core this week after a substance later determined to be cocaine was found in the West Wing of the White House.
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 1:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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