The world's dumbest man, Jeremy Dander, pulled up to a McDonald's outside of lunch hours, noticed only two cars in the drive-thru, and made the mistake of assuming the experience wouldn't take long.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 11:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Forty-two state employees from nine state agencies and four University of North Carolina System institutions will be honored with the Governor’s Awards for Excellence during a 2 p.m. ceremony at the North Carolina Museum of History on Tuesday, October 24.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 8:23 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Democrats Rejected Marshall's Resolution.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 1:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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North Carolina’s budget for the new biennium would expand school choice across the state to an unprecedented level.
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 9:58 am
By: Carolina Journal
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While we digest the ousting of House Speaker Kevin McCarthy it might be informative to know that North Carolina was the first in the modern era to oust a Speaker. We can learn from that history.
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 9:38 am
By: Tom Campbell
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As the Halloween season kicks into high gear, local residents have been buzzing about the newest, most terrifying haunted house they have ever experienced. Surprising reviews claimed the attraction just displays current gasoline and grocery prices along dark, creepy hallways.
Published: Monday, October 30th, 2023 @ 12:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Betty Blane Jones Pruitt, age 79, a resident of Bath, NC died Friday October 20, 2023, at ECU Health Service League of Greenville Inpatient Hospice.
Published: Friday, October 27th, 2023 @ 11:30 am
By: Announcements
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A local mother was quick to express her gratitude to her young son after the boy helpfully made it known that he had an incredibly important school science project that was due in the next five minutes.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 3:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Efforts support employment for people with disabilities
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 8:26 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services is launching the Inclusion Works initiative to promote competitive integrated employment for people with intellectual and/or developmental disabilities
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 4:23 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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SECU Foundation champions ECU’s students and mission
Published: Friday, October 13th, 2023 @ 5:40 pm
By: ECU News Services
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X owner Elon Musk has been critical of both former President Donald Trump and President Joe Biden, according to a new biography from Walter Isaacson.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 5:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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ECU celebrates new academic year, refreshed strategic plan
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 4:59 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) announced on Wednesday that he intends to stay in office for the remainder of his term after the lawmaker’s second freeze-up last week.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 9:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden reportedly had a few choice words to say about his old boss, former President Barack Obama — namely that Obama was too preppy to let loose a few choice words in proper fashion.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 2:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to several highly disturbing reports, a local man has repeatedly declined phone calls from his own mother, even though she's the person who gave him his very gift of life.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 10:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of the Upper House shuffled excitedly down the hall on their way to lunch Thursday after hearing Congressional chefs were prepping something special in addition to their usual meal of strained peas and blended cube steak.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 6:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A House bill requiring North Carolina public schools to teach students a unit on the Civil Rights Movement has found widespread bipartisan support among state legislators.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 10:18 am
By: Carolina Journal
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A group that provides education and training standards for N.C. sheriffs is challenging the recertification of a fired state trooper. The group is asking the N.C. Supreme Court to take its case.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 7:44 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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A man sitting in state prison for exposing himself to kids at a local playground is kicking himself that he didn't just wait and do it at a pride parade instead.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 4:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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U.S. — According to sources, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie will announce his candidacy for president next week. Already, several political analysts are predicting that he will eat the competition's lunch.
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 1:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In the wake of ex-chief Chris Licht’s sudden exit, CNN was apparently thrust deep into the throes of an identity crisis – and nowhere was that more evident than in their breathless coverage on Tuesday of Trump prosecutor Jack Smith’s … sandwich?
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 10:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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The 2023 North Carolina Republican Party’s annual convention in Greensboro drew a significant turnout, with over 1880 delegates in attendance from across the state.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 12:05 am
By: Carolina Journal
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President Biden wore a ceremonial feathered headdress today as he welcomed Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi for an official state visit.
Published: Saturday, August 5th, 2023 @ 3:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hunter Biden's former business partner reportedly confirmed to the House Oversight Committee that President Joe Biden was on more than twenty calls with his son during a closed-door hearing on Monday;
Published: Monday, July 31st, 2023 @ 6:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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George Washington University law professor Jonathan Turley said a House Democrat “tripped the wire” on President Joe Biden during a hearing Wednesday.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 11:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Come for Morning Wire’s Afternoon Update’s straight news, but stay for why it matters.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 11:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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North Carolina Republicans gathered in Greensboro over the weekend for the 2023 NCGOP Convention to elect a party chairman and to hear from frontrunners in the Republican primary race for president in 2024.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 8:46 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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“God is not done with America yet,” said Pence.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 12:19 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis spoke Friday evening at the 2023 NCGOP Convention at the Old State Dinner. His remarks ran like a list of accomplishments for his home state.
Published: Friday, July 28th, 2023 @ 11:23 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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In a touching Father's Day gesture, Hunter Biden has negotiated for twelve percent of incoming bribes from foreign governments to go to his Dad.
Published: Friday, July 28th, 2023 @ 12:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A dedicated mall enthusiast was left severely disappointed this week after a long-awaited trip to the National Mall failed to live up to expectations, with the visitor shocked to discover the lack of any of his favorite stores.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 12:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A brief commotion arose on the White House lawn today, as a Secret Service agent could be heard shouting "Spit it out! Spit it out right this instant!" as he chased President Joe Biden out onto the grass.
Published: Wednesday, July 19th, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Young people won’t remember this, but there was a day not that long ago when our modems went from being able to handle 14.4 Kbps (thousands of bits per second) of data to 28.8 Kbps.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 8:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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