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The long-awaited release of unredacted portions of court documents related to the late Jeffrey Epstein is upon us, providing everyone with the names of several prominent figures who will never face prosecution or any consequences of any kind.
Published: Tuesday, May 14th, 2024 @ 2:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Word of a new gay nightclub spread rapidly through the nation's capital over the weekend, with the LGBTQ community flocking to line up outside the latest trendy hotspot.
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 9:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A new study from the National Institutes of Health has found that 10 out of 10 newborn babies greatly prefer female boobs over man boobs.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 3:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As children of the 1980s now having our own kids, we often look back at our own childhoods and think: "I can't believe my parents let me do that." Parenting back in the 1980s was simply a different ball game than parenting today.
Published: Saturday, February 17th, 2024 @ 3:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's November! That means it's almost December, which means it's almost 2024, which means it'll eventually be election time.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 3:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Bud Light welcomed newly minted $100 million investor Bill Gates today with a special, limited-edition can featuring his old friend Jeffrey Epstein.
Published: Thursday, November 9th, 2023 @ 11:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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NEW YORK, NY — In an effort to introduce more honesty in their branding, NBC has announced a major change to the name of their Peacock streaming service, which will now be called That Service You Only Bought To Watch The Office.
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 9:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Facing increased backlash and negative public attention amid what is perceived by many to be an aggressive assault on traditional values, Satan has officially asked the LGBTQ+ community to tone down its efforts.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 8:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Daily Wire Editor Emeritus Ben Shapiro sat down with journalist Megyn Kelly as the two long-time friends discussed their careers, raising kids in the insanity of wokeism, transgenderism, the destruction of our culture, and signs that things might be turning around on a new episode of “The Search.”
Published: Tuesday, April 18th, 2023 @ 8:04 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Brian Reiner was raised in the church and remains a Christian to this day. But he recently ran into "a real conundrum," in that he realized this means he may face persecution in an increasingly secular world.
Published: Saturday, December 10th, 2022 @ 2:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) slammed the political Left during an interview on “The Joe Rogan Experience” this week, warning that they are ushering in the “normalization of pedophilia.”
Published: Tuesday, October 18th, 2022 @ 8:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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I can understand those who say they would rather “push a Ford than drive a Chevy.” And it is acceptable that some prefer Coke to Pepsi. There’s even space for those misguided souls who would rather have a Big Mac than a Whopper. Those are personal preferences and subject to personal opinion.
Published: Saturday, October 1st, 2022 @ 9:47 am
By: Tom Campbell
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According to sources, local woman Carli Bamkins — who was a tomboy in the '90s — is thanking God she didn't grow up today when her boobs would get hacked off by a gender surgeon.
Published: Sunday, August 21st, 2022 @ 12:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Monday evening, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner died at the ripe old age of 91. He spent his life sleeping with women (he estimated over 1,000 conquests) and pretending to be a deep thinker.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2017 @ 1:50 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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One of the cheapest shots in politics is to claim that only the unschooled and ignorant could possibly side with the other team. Both Democrats and Republicans make the claim about the other party. Democrats ridicule Republican-leaning voters for being dumb rednecks and undereducated boobs...
Published: Friday, March 21st, 2014 @ 4:11 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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We’re proud in North Carolina to have laws that encourage people to register and vote while maintaining the integrity of our elections.
Published: Thursday, August 8th, 2013 @ 11:51 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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It's one of the worst kept secrets in North Carolina that state House speaker Thom Tillis aspires to replace Kay Hagan in the United States Senate.
Published: Saturday, April 13th, 2013 @ 11:23 am
By: Brant Clifton
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There's just something about Asheville and boobs. The other day, we get the big boob himself from DC in town.
Published: Friday, February 15th, 2013 @ 9:31 am
By: Brant Clifton
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This British Comedy, hailed by some as the best in years, is all talk and little believable substance.
Published: Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 11:47 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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