In what has been talked about as a "last-ditch attempt" to avoid all-out war, Texas has announced it has agreed to a two-state solution with the city of Austin. Officials hope this distinction will help calm decades of growing hostilities in the region.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 4:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With the Fourth of July behind us, we as a nation can finally return to topless men twerking on the lawn of the White House as part of America's fabulous Summer of Pride, just like the Founding Fathers envisioned.
Published: Tuesday, September 5th, 2023 @ 11:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local commie Landon Rawls put his hatred for freedom on full display today, making a mockery of America's birthday by lighting nothing but a sparkler.
Published: Wednesday, August 30th, 2023 @ 12:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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French President Emmanuel Macron has addressed Muslim immigrants who are continuing to burn town buildings and terrorize the populace, issuing a stern warning that if they don't stop fighting he will call Kyle Rittenhouse.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 3:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In case you haven't heard, everything is woke now! This includes all your favorite places to shop. Since you can't swing a dead cat without hitting something woke, you may be left wondering if you can shop anywhere anymore.
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 1:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In the wake of many popular retail chains, restaurants, and merchandise vendors falling to the ever-growing trend of woke ideology, conservatives nationwide have hastily holed themselves up at a local Buc-ee's to make their last stand.
Published: Thursday, July 13th, 2023 @ 12:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Extremist groups include "antigovernment" groups.
Published: Saturday, June 24th, 2023 @ 7:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Hey ladies, have you ever just stared at your man and wondered what he was thinking? Relax! Your man isn't thinking about other women.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 4:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The midterm elections are fast approaching, which leaves only a few weeks for Republicans to do what they do best: screw it up!
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 7:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) told CBS News on Sunday that he does not support a full boycott of the upcoming 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing because it would punish U.S. athletes who have trained for years to be able to compete in the games and because the U.S. needs to “kick their commie a**es.”
Published: Friday, August 5th, 2022 @ 5:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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Governor Ron Desantis has responded to Governor Gavin Newsom's political ads in Florida by running political ads of his own in California.
Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 11:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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TORONTO - Beloved kids' show Paw Patrol has come under fire for daring to have a police officer who is not scum, Chase the German Shepherd.
Published: Monday, July 18th, 2022 @ 8:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Communist China has threatened to retaliate against the United States if the U.S. engages in a diplomatic boycott of the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing, which is expected to be announced this week.
Published: Tuesday, July 5th, 2022 @ 10:48 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Communist China warned that the United States would “pay a price” after Democrat President Joe Biden announced a diplomatic boycott of the 2022 Olympic Games in Beijing.
Published: Saturday, July 2nd, 2022 @ 11:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-SC) wore a “Let’s Go Brandon” mask on the House floor Monday.
Published: Monday, June 13th, 2022 @ 4:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After having their homes surrounded by hordes of bloodthirsty commie protestors, the five originalist judges on the Supreme Court reached out for protection from the government, but were denied.
Published: Monday, May 23rd, 2022 @ 12:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On Wednesday, Fox News host Greg Gutfeld hammered the so-called “Squad” of the Democratic Party for whining that they wanted to cancel student loan debt. Gutfeld snapped, “If I pay your debt, then you gotta pay my mortgage.”
Published: Wednesday, May 11th, 2022 @ 12:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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Senator Mitt Romney is furious after discovering that his Republican colleagues have been going to cocaine-fueled orgies for years and no one ever invited him.
Published: Saturday, April 16th, 2022 @ 8:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Vice President Kamala Harris faced mockery online on Tuesday over an explanation that she gave on the radio about Russia’s invasion into Ukraine.
Published: Wednesday, March 2nd, 2022 @ 5:48 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On Sunday, CBS’ “Face the Nation” host Margaret Brennan played a Saturday-taped interview with Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX).
Published: Tuesday, October 15th, 2019 @ 10:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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For a while, I had thought some monkey business was going on.
Published: Sunday, May 22nd, 2016 @ 4:01 am
By: Brant Clifton
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The core of the criticism of Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State is sending emails in violation of National Security.
Published: Saturday, August 22nd, 2015 @ 4:11 am
By: Gene Scarborough
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Walter Jones's primary foes are working hard to paint him as a liberal and a "Pelosi Republican."
Published: Friday, August 21st, 2015 @ 4:23 am
By: Brant Clifton
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It's truly disgusting to watch the drive-bys - the remnants of the so-called mainstream media - working overtime to whip up racial strife in an era they promised us, in 2008, would be post-racial.
Published: Wednesday, April 15th, 2015 @ 6:54 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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Each year, you have all kinds of groups ranking members of Congress according to their voting records. The Club For Growth, for instance, champions the concepts of limited government and fiscal conservatism.
Published: Tuesday, March 17th, 2015 @ 12:16 am
By: Brant Clifton
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The richest man in North Carolina was in DC to demand even more taxpayer-funded preschool.
Published: Sunday, November 17th, 2013 @ 2:48 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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In today's quarrels over politicized instruction, it is always assumed that eschewing ideological bias is pedagogically possible. That is, a professor, regardless of personal ideology, can instruct objectively. Yes, that's wonderful in principle, but perhaps no longer possible. Some professors...
Published: Monday, August 19th, 2013 @ 4:46 pm
By: John William Pope Center
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Steve Bouser, editor of our world-class, multiple Nobel Prize and Lambda Award-winning twice-weekly local newspaper here in Moore County recently had a meltdown, which he documented in the pages of his money-bleeding publication.
Published: Friday, May 31st, 2013 @ 6:38 am
By: Brant Clifton
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The Speaker Ban After 50 Years -- The legislature at its Worst? That's the headline slapped on top of the latest missive from Rob Christensen, McClatchy-Raleigh's "Mr. Politics."
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2013 @ 9:27 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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Well, the election is over. It looks like the NCGOP staff has gone on vacation, since the web site does not appear to have been updated since October 25.
Published: Thursday, November 15th, 2012 @ 7:47 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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