The Christmas candy was barely off the shelves when the Valentine’s candy appeared. Red and pink hearts with caramel and nut-filled chocolate goodness caught our eye. We are reminded of how we love love. Young love, especially.
Published: Friday, March 29th, 2024 @ 11:27 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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The Senate Democrat chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee criticized President Biden for his reelection campaign joining the Chinese platform TikTok.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 8:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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There’s no better example of community spirit than a small-town Christmas Parade.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 5:10 am
By: Tom Campbell
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RALEIGH: As children across North Carolina eagerly await Christmas Eve tonight, North Carolina Emergency Management (NCEM) officials briefed Gov. Cooper on state preparations to monitor Santa’s progress and offer any assistance necessary as he delivers presents to homes across the world.
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 8:28 am
By: Governor's Office
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RALEIGH: With Christmas right around the corner, Governor Roy Cooper and North Carolina Emergency Management (NCEM) will once again be monitoring Santa’s progress as he approaches North Carolina.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2023 @ 8:33 am
By: Governor's Office
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The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) struck an ambulance inside Gaza late this week after discovering that it was being used to transport Hamas terrorists on the battlefield, which is a violation of the international rules of war.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 10:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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LINCOLN, NE — According to multiple witnesses, hilarious comedienne Chelsea Handler burst into a family's living room to tell them she was totally happy being child-free and not at all miserable or anything.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 10:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Iris Louise Hodges Blankenship, age 95, a former resident of Washington, NC died Wednesday August 9, 2023, at East Carolina Health Hospital in Tarboro.
Published: Thursday, August 10th, 2023 @ 9:38 am
By: Announcements
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Summertime is just around the corner, which means one thing: churches across the country are soon to be overrun with thousands of feral children.
Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 6:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A historic discovery was made today as a brave adventurer uncovered an internet article long thought to be lost forever underneath layers upon layers of pop-up ads, privacy policies, and newsletter sign-up appeals.
Published: Sunday, May 7th, 2023 @ 8:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor and presumptive 2024 Presidential candidate Ron DeSantis has faced increasing questions about his electability amid damning allegations that during a private flight in 2019, he found himself without a spoon and still proceeded to consume a pudding cup with 3 fingers. Horrifying!
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 12:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Nationwide news outlets have begun reporting on a historic event: a local nurse has set a new record for time elapsed without mentioning her occupation being nursing, waiting a grand total of 3.0011 minutes.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2023 @ 12:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former CNN anchor Brian Stelter hosted a panel on the “clear and present danger of disinformation” during the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, on Tuesday.
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 1:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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Renowned astro-physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson delivered an unsolicited science lesson on Christmas Eve, using his own research to “prove” that Santa Claus’ holiday delivery schedule was an impossibility.
Published: Thursday, January 5th, 2023 @ 10:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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2023 begins with resolutions and revolutions around the world. Yet it is offered to us as a blank slate.
Published: Thursday, December 29th, 2022 @ 5:48 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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Emerging from deep within the lower levels of a high-security Hollywood laboratory, Hallmark researchers have surfaced to announce they are finally nearing the development of a second movie plot.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 8:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Merriam-Webster dictionary publishing company announced that its word of the year for 2022 is “gaslighting.”
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2022 @ 11:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local dad Michael Cochran explained to his kids that this year, he felt confident that Santa would rather find some beer and cigars waiting at the bottom of the chimney than milk and cookies.
Published: Monday, December 19th, 2022 @ 8:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The dean of students at an elite private school in Chicago was allegedly recorded on undercover video admitting to having a group come into his classroom and pass out sex toys during Pride Week for students to examine and to learn about gay sex.
Published: Monday, December 12th, 2022 @ 5:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Chad Pullman, 39, slipped into a deep depression Monday after finishing off the last of the Thanksgiving leftovers. Doctors say he has been unable to leave his bedroom for two days.
Published: Sunday, December 4th, 2022 @ 9:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The United States' soccer match against England ended in a tie, handing the U.S. team victory as the country which last beat the other in a war wins the tiebreaker.
Published: Monday, November 28th, 2022 @ 9:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Things got tense in the White House briefing room today after several journalists in the press pool asked Jean-Pierre to answer some questions.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 10:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Biblical scholars have at last uncovered a missing verse from the end of the book of Leviticus that reads: ‘So Anyway, All That To Say, Here's A Killer Oatmeal Cookie Recipe'.
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 7:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local Star Wars fan was excitedly awaiting the premiere of the new Andor series on Disney+ so that he will have fresh material about which he can spend the next several weeks complaining to anyone who dares to come near him.
Published: Wednesday, September 28th, 2022 @ 9:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Members of Congress are deliberating over a bill that would limit the amount of data that technology companies are able to procure from users.
Published: Monday, September 19th, 2022 @ 9:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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Roberta (Bertie) Ann Engebretsen, age 84, passed away peacefully in her Washington home on Friday, September 2, 2022 with her family by her side.
Published: Thursday, September 8th, 2022 @ 8:29 am
By: Announcements
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After local grandmother "Granny Mabel" liked a "Make America Great Again" minion meme on Facebook, she noticed an immediate increase in traffic on her rural one-way street.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 9:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, a local kindergarten teacher Marion Buntley helped to expand her young students' minds by asking them to draw a picture of what gender they want to be when they grow up.
Published: Monday, August 22nd, 2022 @ 1:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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FDA has known and only sent out alerts to warn people
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 2:28 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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recall information
Published: Sunday, July 31st, 2022 @ 9:11 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The Boston Tea Party was a totally based political protest that took place on December 16, 1773 as a way of speaking out against taxation without representation — but let's face it — the tea got the raw end of that deal. We enjoy a good tea every now and then!
Published: Friday, July 22nd, 2022 @ 7:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Jill Biden recently referred to Latino people as "Breakfast Tacos," eschewing the more politically correct term, "Brxxkfst Txcxs."
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 10:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pride Month officially concludes June 30th with a series of explicit parades and orgies, but community activists have assured as many as would listen that they are not going anywhere.
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 @ 8:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Follow the money
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 7:15 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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