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have radical Democrats painted themselves into a corner?
Published: Friday, April 3rd, 2026 @ 1:04 pm By: John Steed
Berger allies and lobbyists / special interests have been joined at the hip
Published: Tuesday, March 10th, 2026 @ 3:52 pm By: John Steed
Berger allies and lobbyists / special interests have been joined at the hip
 
On occasion, the election season has a way of bringing forth much good fruit, which is often the case when hard working and intelligent agents of stability, through changing the dynamic of our societal path, join the political paradigm to help we, the self-governed, do far better for ourselves.
On occasion, the election season has a way of bringing forth much good fruit, which is often the case when hard working and intelligent agents of stability, through changing the dynamic of our societal path, join the political paradigm to help we, the self-governed, do far better for ourselves.
 
"This is what happens when politicians are only out for themselves, and think they’re better and smarter than everyone else."
Published: Sunday, December 21st, 2025 @ 11:07 pm By: Daily Wire
"This is what happens when politicians are only out for themselves, and think they’re better and smarter than everyone else."
 
says modern politicians all in it for themselves, not like Churchill
Published: Sunday, November 9th, 2025 @ 10:28 am By: John Steed
says modern politicians all in it for themselves, not like Churchill
 
The Beaufort County Sheriff’s Office was made aware of an attempted scam involving people representing themselves as members of the Beaufort County Sheriff's Office.
Published: Saturday, June 28th, 2025 @ 8:03 am By: ENC NOW
The Beaufort County Sheriff’s Office was made aware of an attempted scam involving people representing themselves as members of the Beaufort County Sheriff's Office.
 
no longer have to turn over to ICE but can make arrests themselves
Published: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025 @ 2:58 pm By: John Steed
no longer have to turn over to ICE but can make arrests themselves
 
this undemocratic attempt to seize presidential power for themselves must be crushed
Published: Friday, April 25th, 2025 @ 10:18 am By: John Steed
this undemocratic attempt to seize presidential power for themselves must be crushed
 
Trudeau's popularity has plummeted in Canada, leading to a collapse of his government.
Trudeau's popularity has plummeted in Canada, leading to a collapse of his government.
 
The Christmas candy was barely off the shelves when the Valentine’s candy appeared. Red and pink hearts with caramel and nut-filled chocolate goodness caught our eye. We are reminded of how we love love. Young love, especially.
Published: Friday, March 29th, 2024 @ 11:27 pm By: Lib Campbell
The Christmas candy was barely off the shelves when the Valentine’s candy appeared. Red and pink hearts with caramel and nut-filled chocolate goodness caught our eye. We are reminded of how we love love. Young love, especially.
 
With Joe Biden somehow still alive and Kamala Harris less likable than bunions, it looks like Biden will be up for re-election. Should Joe Biden win in November, preparation will be key. But what exactly should conservatives start hoarding in case that happens?
With Joe Biden somehow still alive and Kamala Harris less likable than bunions, it looks like Biden will be up for re-election. Should Joe Biden win in November, preparation will be key. But what exactly should conservatives start hoarding in case that happens?
 
Jolly old Saint Nick has decided to shake things up this Christmas season by increasing the consequences for naughty children. Instead of lumps of coal, misbehaving kids will find themselves unwrapping something even worse: a copy of The Marvels on Blu-ray.
Jolly old Saint Nick has decided to shake things up this Christmas season by increasing the consequences for naughty children. Instead of lumps of coal, misbehaving kids will find themselves unwrapping something even worse: a copy of The Marvels on Blu-ray.
 
In response to increasing displays of antisemitism across the country and around the world, authorities have advised Jewish people to protect themselves from violent attacks by no longer being Jewish.
In response to increasing displays of antisemitism across the country and around the world, authorities have advised Jewish people to protect themselves from violent attacks by no longer being Jewish.
 
In a beautiful act of protest, the private planes of several climate activists stuck themselves to the runway with giant sheets of ice.
In a beautiful act of protest, the private planes of several climate activists stuck themselves to the runway with giant sheets of ice.
 
What was initially a startling archeological discovery quickly turned to tragedy today, as climate change activists arrived at the site of the newly discovered Ark of the Covenant, glued their hands to it, and were immediately struck down dead.
What was initially a startling archeological discovery quickly turned to tragedy today, as climate change activists arrived at the site of the newly discovered Ark of the Covenant, glued their hands to it, and were immediately struck down dead.
 
‘Perceived themselves being under less scrutiny’ since the 2020 election
‘Perceived themselves being under less scrutiny’ since the 2020 election
 
An Alaska Airlines pilot reportedly saved hundreds of lives this week by deftly steering his plane to avoid dirigibles flown by hostile tribes of machine elves.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 2:14 pm By: Babylon Bee
An Alaska Airlines pilot reportedly saved hundreds of lives this week by deftly steering his plane to avoid dirigibles flown by hostile tribes of machine elves.
 
After another week of taking petty squabbling and gross incompetency to new heights, Congressional Republicans are taking the weekend to brainstorm how to possibly embarrass themselves even further.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 9:16 am By: Babylon Bee
After another week of taking petty squabbling and gross incompetency to new heights, Congressional Republicans are taking the weekend to brainstorm how to possibly embarrass themselves even further.
 
A hot new blanket is flying off the shelves and into the laps of women across the country thanks in part to its unique ability to light itself on fire.
A hot new blanket is flying off the shelves and into the laps of women across the country thanks in part to its unique ability to light itself on fire.
 
A Satan-worshipping cult of pedophiles is blackmailing girls into cutting themselves — but the FBI didn’t seem interested in that so much as the fact that one of its members once used the n-word, a Daily Wire investigation found.
A Satan-worshipping cult of pedophiles is blackmailing girls into cutting themselves — but the FBI didn’t seem interested in that so much as the fact that one of its members once used the n-word, a Daily Wire investigation found.
 
The Supreme Court unveiled a formal ethics code this week amid scrutiny from the media and Congress over concerns that the justices have failed to properly disclose gifts and did not recuse themselves in cases in which they might have a conflict of interest.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 11:04 pm By: Daily Wire
The Supreme Court unveiled a formal ethics code this week amid scrutiny from the media and Congress over concerns that the justices have failed to properly disclose gifts and did not recuse themselves in cases in which they might have a conflict of interest.
 
Israel’s former Ambassador to the United Nations said photographers working with mainstream media outlets that embedded with Hamas during the October 7 attack are complicit in terrorism.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 11:01 pm By: Daily Wire
Israel’s former Ambassador to the United Nations said photographers working with mainstream media outlets that embedded with Hamas during the October 7 attack are complicit in terrorism.
 
CNN suspends all ties with Hassan Eslaiah, who was pictured kissing Hamas leadership
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 7:56 pm By: Daily Wire
CNN suspends all ties with Hassan Eslaiah, who was pictured kissing Hamas leadership
 
Joining the groups of outspoken activists who attach themselves to prominent works of art, Pope Francis has glued himself to the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel to protest climate change.
Joining the groups of outspoken activists who attach themselves to prominent works of art, Pope Francis has glued himself to the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel to protest climate change.
 
(Continued from headline) Trump calling Charlottesville neo-nazis "fine people," COVID-19 vaccine effectiveness, Bubba Wallace garage noose, Trump telling people to inject themselves with bleach
(Continued from headline) Trump calling Charlottesville neo-nazis "fine people," COVID-19 vaccine effectiveness, Bubba Wallace garage noose, Trump telling people to inject themselves with bleach
 
'It is the right of those under attack to defend themselves'
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 1:49 pm By: Daily Wire
'It is the right of those under attack to defend themselves'
 
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) said following the second Republican Party primary debate on Wednesday night that he believes Florida Governor Ron DeSantis was “the big winner” and that most of the candidates did not do anything to help themselves.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 7:23 am By: Daily Wire
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) said following the second Republican Party primary debate on Wednesday night that he believes Florida Governor Ron DeSantis was “the big winner” and that most of the candidates did not do anything to help themselves.
 
no weapons to defend themselves from murder, torture, and kidnapping
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 8:47 am By: John Steed
no weapons to defend themselves from murder, torture, and kidnapping
 
Are you sick of your favorite products going WOKE? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because it's not over yet! Hundreds of brands continue to crank out woke products that are sure to ruin your life. Not good!
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 3:44 pm By: Babylon Bee
Are you sick of your favorite products going WOKE? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because it's not over yet! Hundreds of brands continue to crank out woke products that are sure to ruin your life. Not good!
 
Amid a surge of crime in California and local California police advising citizens to carry air horns to protect themselves from violent crime, Colt Manufacturing has announced a new attachment for their popular AR-15 firearm: the tactical air horn.
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 1:15 pm By: Babylon Bee
Amid a surge of crime in California and local California police advising citizens to carry air horns to protect themselves from violent crime, Colt Manufacturing has announced a new attachment for their popular AR-15 firearm: the tactical air horn.
 
As the first day of school fast approaches, parents may once more find themselves taking a backseat in their children’s educational journey, at least for the time being.
As the first day of school fast approaches, parents may once more find themselves taking a backseat in their children’s educational journey, at least for the time being.
 
Members of the United States Congress have formally rebuked House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and Rep. Matt Gaetz for what they are calling "unnecessary infighting" that they claim is distracting from the important work of giving themselves raises.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 2:58 pm By: Babylon Bee
Members of the United States Congress have formally rebuked House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and Rep. Matt Gaetz for what they are calling "unnecessary infighting" that they claim is distracting from the important work of giving themselves raises.
 
Citizens braced themselves for yet another heavy crime surge this week after the city of San Francisco fined The Batman for putting a bright, obnoxious "Bat Signal" on the roof of a downtown building.
Citizens braced themselves for yet another heavy crime surge this week after the city of San Francisco fined The Batman for putting a bright, obnoxious "Bat Signal" on the roof of a downtown building.
 
A local woman has written off trying to find someone special, insisting every man she has ever dated was a narcissist, complaining the men always talk about themselves when clearly they should be talking about her instead.
A local woman has written off trying to find someone special, insisting every man she has ever dated was a narcissist, complaining the men always talk about themselves when clearly they should be talking about her instead.
 
Americans in cities racked by violent crime are taking a drastic approach to protect themselves, their valuables, and their loved ones.
Americans in cities racked by violent crime are taking a drastic approach to protect themselves, their valuables, and their loved ones.
 
Republican legislators take paid vacation with no one to blame for budget impasse but themselves; Enactment of Medicaid Expansion and teacher raises hang in balance
Republican legislators take paid vacation with no one to blame for budget impasse but themselves; Enactment of Medicaid Expansion and teacher raises hang in balance
 
weapons are weapons, and fewer now have guns to defend themselves
Published: Monday, August 21st, 2023 @ 8:49 am By: John Steed
weapons are weapons, and fewer now have guns to defend themselves
 
With the month of June coming to a close and various consumer brands across the retail spectrum looking for ways to differentiate themselves in a non-Pride Month marketplace
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 4:58 pm By: Babylon Bee
With the month of June coming to a close and various consumer brands across the retail spectrum looking for ways to differentiate themselves in a non-Pride Month marketplace
 
Surprising findings from a new study show retail chain Target going "woke" has quickly resulted in more families getting themselves out of crippling debt than financial guru Dave Ramsey.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 12:13 pm By: Babylon Bee
Surprising findings from a new study show retail chain Target going "woke" has quickly resulted in more families getting themselves out of crippling debt than financial guru Dave Ramsey.
 
The pill is expected to hit shelves next year.
Published: Monday, July 31st, 2023 @ 6:04 pm By: Daily Wire
The pill is expected to hit shelves next year.
 
The official state religion of the United States entered its High Holy Days today, with worshippers around the nation being called to rededicate themselves in submission and obedience to its holy teachings.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 11:09 am By: Babylon Bee
The official state religion of the United States entered its High Holy Days today, with worshippers around the nation being called to rededicate themselves in submission and obedience to its holy teachings.
 

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