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On occasion, the election season has a way of bringing forth much good fruit, which is often the case when hard working and intelligent agents of stability, through changing the dynamic of our societal path, join the political paradigm to help we, the self-governed, do far better for ourselves.
Published: Friday, February 27th, 2026 @ 12:18 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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data shows deportation plan is bearing fruit
Published: Tuesday, July 1st, 2025 @ 8:32 am
By: John Steed
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VeggieTales creator Phil Vischer has announced a new episode that will feature superhero LarryBoy taking on his most dangerous foe yet: anthropomorphic fruits and vegetables who want to live in a Christian nation.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 4:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In what the United States Government hopes will be the start of a long and fruitful partnership, The Walt Disney Company has been awarded a lucrative Department of Defense contract after overtaking Lockheed Martin in the production of bombs.
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 9:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local gay couple Garth Millens and Chaz Nimby are celebrating the birth of their new son who was incubated in the fruitful womb of a poor woman they rented to bear them a child.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 4:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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N.C. Supreme Court Justice Phil Berger Jr. says the state's highest court continues to wrestle with property rights protection tied to the "fruits of their own labor" clause in the state constitution.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 4:59 am
By: Carolina Journal
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A local man who has never read a page of science fiction has reportedly sung praises at how great A.I. will be for humanity, insisting it will bring forth a fruitful world of peace and prosperity.
Published: Sunday, June 4th, 2023 @ 3:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Deep in the Amazon jungle, a group of progressive Christian missionaries is hard at work spreading the good news of alternative lifestyles to unreached native tribes. The missionaries hope their efforts will bear fruit as they introduce some gay stuff to previously untouched civilizations.
Published: Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023 @ 4:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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School choice continues to expand across the fruited plain, providing more educational options for families. In recent weeks Arkansas, Florida, Iowa, and Utah, approved statewide education savings account programs.
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 4:38 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Due to an outbreak of Hepatitis A illnesses
Published: Sunday, March 19th, 2023 @ 7:51 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Cold weather to blame for rationing of fresh fruits and vegetables
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 3:33 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Supermarket chains in the United Kingdom have started to ration fruits and vegetables as a nationwide shortage of fresh produce continues.
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 4:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Biden's continued efforts to make the world a better place by judiciously banning everything people hold dear continues to bear fruit.
Published: Monday, January 16th, 2023 @ 11:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars at Notre Dame's Department of Theology have found new evidence that the forbidden fruit described in Genesis was not actually a fruit, but a vial of deadly, highly processed seed oil.
Published: Tuesday, January 10th, 2023 @ 11:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An angry mob stormed a North Carolina old folks home Wednesday in a fruitless hunt for the woman whose complaint 67 years ago led to the lynching of Emmett Till in Mississippi.
Published: Wednesday, December 28th, 2022 @ 3:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After hearing wine was back on the menu, local bridesmaid Abigail approached Jesus and asked if He could turn the water into something a little fruity, but not too sweet.
Published: Sunday, August 21st, 2022 @ 12:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Seventeen-year-old Chloe Cole, who de-transitioned after chemical and surgical treatments in a fruitless effort to become male, said Florida officials. The radical gender theory sweeping the nation can have dangerous and even deadly consequences on kids.
Published: Thursday, July 21st, 2022 @ 11:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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Melma Dultrup, a local gas station cashier and purveyor of bored facial expressions, had just finished approving a loan for a family wanting to fill a tank of gas when a man approached and placed a small pack of Juicy Fruit™ gum on the counter.
Published: Saturday, June 11th, 2022 @ 7:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Newly released documents from the U.S. government have shed light on how the White House might respond to potential doomsday scenarios if they were to come to fruition.
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 2:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Arizona border agents searching a large cucumber shipment were surprised to discover more than 600 pounds of cocaine being smuggled into the country hidden within the boxes containing the fruit.
Published: Monday, March 21st, 2022 @ 9:54 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Beaufort County Commissioners will get another bite at the patriotic apple, a fruit they far too often hold in great disdain, to pass this necessary resolution.
Published: Wednesday, January 19th, 2022 @ 8:15 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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After nearly two years of resolutions representing a desired result to make Beaufort County citizens more safe in their government's buildings, this process is finally moving toward full fruition.
Published: Monday, January 17th, 2022 @ 8:58 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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A company that participated in a federal school lunch program has been accused by the Food and Drug Administration of selling juice with high levels of arsenic and made from rotted fruit.
Published: Saturday, November 14th, 2020 @ 5:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Regardless of the outcome of a lawsuit pitting N.C. bowling alley owners against Gov. Roy Cooper, the case already has offered us an important reminder about North Carolinians’ fundamental rights.
Published: Thursday, August 20th, 2020 @ 5:30 am
By: Carolina Journal
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I did not miss the early service this morning. I was picking peaches in a light morning rain, when day came to the rabbitpatch.
Published: Tuesday, August 14th, 2018 @ 10:54 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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Ever since that episode in Eden's garden, the one where humans were enticed into eating the forbidden fruit, serpents have been considered the lowest of creatures
Published: Monday, July 23rd, 2018 @ 12:19 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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It feels like the 2017 session of the North Carolina General Assembly has lingered longer than grandma's Christmas fruitcake and the fruits and nuts have grown stale and distasteful
Published: Thursday, March 1st, 2018 @ 6:31 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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President Donald Trump has repeatedly touted the flourishing economic climate in the United States as being one of the major successes of his administration - a fact that goes either largely unreported in the media or is reported as the fruits of the Obama administration
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2018 @ 10:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Researchers believe stem cells may be a key to resolving birth defects and diseases such as cancer, and now a project in East Carolina University's Department of Biology is aimed at better understanding the properties and mechanisms of those cells.
Published: Wednesday, April 6th, 2016 @ 3:37 am
By: ECU News Services
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I guess I should be impressed that Chris Christie has endorsed Donald Trump.
Published: Monday, February 29th, 2016 @ 12:27 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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This just in, Santa Claus must register with the FAA. In past years, he was given a holiday dispensation but with the assault on Christmas from the fruitcakes, this year he must register his sleigh as a drone.
Published: Monday, January 25th, 2016 @ 7:44 am
By: Bobby Tony
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George "Fruit" Cannon, Jr, 91, of 3433 Idalia Rd., Aurora died Friday, January 23, 2015 at Vidant Medical Center, Greenville.
Published: Friday, January 30th, 2015 @ 4:28 pm
By: Announcements
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The thoroughgoing reforms in Medicaid outlined 18 months ago by Gov. Pat McCrory are no closer to fruition now than they were when the governor introduced his Partnership for a Healthy North Carolina in April 2013
Published: Monday, December 15th, 2014 @ 11:28 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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I'm told that while there is no firmly established gift tradition for a 28th anniversary, the modern practice is to signify the event with an orchid.
Published: Sunday, July 20th, 2014 @ 3:05 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Beaufort County is in a unnique position where it desperately needs the the Pantego Wind Energy Project to come into fruition, or be damned to tax its citizens exorbitantly.
Published: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014 @ 11:43 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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It can be easy to assume that fresh and healthy food options are abundant in communities like Beaufort County that have fertile soil and a history rich in farming.
Published: Friday, July 26th, 2013 @ 8:39 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The useful idiots at McClatchy and WRAL are breaking their necks to paint Bill Barber's lefty fruitcake convention at the legislative building as the moral equivalent of Rosa Parks, James Meredith and MLK crusading for civil rights in the 1960s.
Published: Wednesday, June 12th, 2013 @ 12:59 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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Summer’s longer days and warmer temperatures offer more opportunities to eat fresh fruits and vegetables but not everyone knows how or where to get healthy foods.
Published: Tuesday, June 11th, 2013 @ 2:16 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Deatherage votes for majority of cuts, other five vote against
Published: Wednesday, May 26th, 2010 @ 5:33 pm
By: BCN
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