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Hey, umm, just a heads up here. All Babylon Bee articles will be delayed for a while because all of the writers are out panic-buying flowers for Valentine's Day.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 12:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With the first Biden impeachment inquiry underway, Democrats reprimanded Republicans for pouncing on a decent old man, insisting the impeachment was just a waste of time because Biden would probably be dead in a few weeks anyway.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 5:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas reported taking private jet flights in the spring of last year because of security concerns that followed the leak of a Dobbs draft opinion.
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 12:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"We just don’t tolerate diversity of opinion because the stakes are too high."
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 12:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The N.C. Court of Appeals has affirmed a decision allowing a fired state trooper to get his job back. Judges agreed that the State Highway Patrol lacked "just cause" to fire Trooper Joe Locklear.
Published: Monday, July 24th, 2023 @ 7:41 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas slammed a hit piece from a left-wing publication this week that sought to portray him as being corrupt because he vacationed with a close friend who paid for the trips.
Published: Saturday, May 6th, 2023 @ 5:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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"Just because you’re not situated on the southern border doesn’t mean your community is not affected."
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 10:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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Many transphobic conservatives will refuse to send their sons and daughters to drag queen story hour just because they don't want a grown man in lingerie spending time with their kids.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 11:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"Lizzo, your fans hate you, they're obviously advocating for you to die, you just can't see it because they're cheering you on as you kill yourself."
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 1:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden said during an interview that aired Sunday night that people who do not believe that he is mentally fit to hold office should just watch him because “the proof of the pudding is in the eating.”
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 11:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Department of Justice (DOJ) is claiming a 15-page plan to promote voting access and other election-related initiatives cannot be released to the public because of “presidential communications privileges.”
Published: Thursday, September 15th, 2022 @ 6:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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Amazon Studios just ruined Tolkien with The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power but you'd better buckle up, bucko, because it ain't over yet.
Published: Thursday, September 8th, 2022 @ 9:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The U.S. Department of Justice is moving to unseal more documents related to the raid on former President Donald Trump’s home in Florida but will not unseal the underlying FBI affidavit because it claims that doing so will damage the ongoing criminal investigation.
Published: Wednesday, August 17th, 2022 @ 12:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Liberal HBO host Bill Maher slammed woke people during this week’s episode of “Real Time,” saying that they need to stop changing words just because they cannot deal with reality.
Published: Tuesday, August 9th, 2022 @ 5:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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NPR reported Tuesday that U.S. Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor was refusing to do her job in-person because fellow Justice Neil Gorsuch, who is vaccinated and boosted like Sotomayor, is refusing to wear a mask after being asked.
Published: Wednesday, February 9th, 2022 @ 7:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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The list of Democrats retiring just keeps growing. From the U.S. House to the North Carolina House, Democrats are running scared because they know their chances of winning are dwindling just like Joe Biden’s approval ratings.
Published: Saturday, December 4th, 2021 @ 8:17 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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When drawing congressional and legislative district maps, can we be assured of fair and impartial elections just because lawmakers didn’t use racial or partisan factors in drawing districts?
Published: Wednesday, November 10th, 2021 @ 8:30 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Athletes participating in next year’s Olympics will not be sanctioned for “peacefully and respectfully” demonstrating in support of social justice causes
Published: Sunday, December 13th, 2020 @ 9:52 am
By: Daily Wire
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Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg was a lion for the Leftist cause for decades after her nomination by President Clinton.
Published: Thursday, September 24th, 2020 @ 4:11 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Because the state hasn't passed an actual budget bill since FY 2018-19, however, the recommendations are essentially spending adjustments because there is no actual budget to adjust.
Published: Thursday, September 3rd, 2020 @ 5:00 pm
By: Civitas Insitute
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Chicago police just arrested a woman for looting during the protests in the Illinois city, saying that they caught her because she live-streamed her crimes on Facebook.
Published: Friday, August 21st, 2020 @ 10:54 am
By: LifeZette
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Former Republican Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich just spoke out to predict that President Donald Trump will “probably” lose reelection if a second wave of the coronavirus pandemic causes new lockdown measures to be put in place.
Published: Tuesday, June 30th, 2020 @ 3:36 am
By: LifeZette
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On Sunday, the Department of Justice announced it had obtained a temporary restraining order against a website accused of wire fraud because it offered non-existent vaccines to combat the COVID-19 coronavirus.
Published: Wednesday, March 25th, 2020 @ 11:34 am
By: Daily Wire
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Justin Hamilton’s company farm last year lost an entire greenhouse of hemp — somewhere between $25,000 and $35,000 — because his crop violated the state’s THC threshold by 0.1%.
Published: Saturday, November 23rd, 2019 @ 9:00 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Just because someone is famous does not mean they have a lick of sense.
Published: Thursday, October 17th, 2019 @ 11:58 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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On Sunday, Adam Serwer of The Atlantic wrote a piece about Rep. Steve King (R-IA), who recently did an interview with The New York Times in which he suggested that there was nothing wrong with the phrases "white supremacy" and "white nationalism."
Published: Saturday, January 26th, 2019 @ 9:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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N.C. Supreme Court Chief Justice Mark Martin named a three-judge Superior Court panel to hear the Common Cause v. David Lewis redistricting challenge.
Published: Sunday, December 9th, 2018 @ 6:47 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Voter ID is constitutional in North Carolina. And not just because more than 2 million voters, 55 percent of those casting ballots, said so last month
Published: Wednesday, December 5th, 2018 @ 10:58 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Civil asset forfeiture is inherently unjust, as I’ve explained many times in the past because it empowers law enforcement agencies to confiscate property from people who have never been charged with, let alone convicted of, a crime
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2018 @ 3:11 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Is a financial agreement between the governor of North Carolina and a private party legal just because the governor says so?
Published: Tuesday, January 30th, 2018 @ 10:52 am
By: Governor's Office
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It does not mean they are not out to get me
Published: Saturday, January 27th, 2018 @ 3:07 am
By: Bobby Tony
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On Tuesday evening, ABC's Jimmy Kimmel spoke from the heart once again about Obamacare.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2017 @ 2:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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This Foolishness was first published in August 2010. I am not resurrecting it because Easter just passed but because our Federal Government has not let up on its obsession to get us to spend everything we have.
Published: Saturday, June 24th, 2017 @ 4:14 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Power plays are seldom pretty. Republicans have the political power in our state, but just because you have power doesn't mean you have to use it
Published: Wednesday, December 28th, 2016 @ 1:19 am
By: Tom Campbell
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FOX News is now reporting: FBI Director James Comey has just released a Friday letter to congress explaining that he will be forced to reopen the L. Hillary case because of new evidence that has surfaced from the Anthony Weiner under-aged sexting investigation.
Published: Tuesday, November 1st, 2016 @ 3:06 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Remember when anything anti-Clinton was deemed the product of a vast right-wing conspiracy? Well I just had a flash: Donald Trump running for the Republican nomination exists because of a vast LEFT-WING conspiracy.
Published: Thursday, April 28th, 2016 @ 12:43 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Forget the stories that Hillary has the Democrat nomination sewed up, and Socialist Bernie is just spinning his political wheels because her Democrat coronation is in place because of the party scam of Super Delegates, Hillary's Democrat nomination is far from certain.
Published: Thursday, February 18th, 2016 @ 9:24 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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California Attorney General Kamala Harris has attracted a lot of media attention, and not just because, as the President says, "She...happens to be, by far, the best looking attorney general in the country." When she was still District Attorney in San Francisco, Harris made headlines by...
Published: Thursday, September 10th, 2015 @ 2:42 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Several years ago the county was refused USDA financing for a justice center at the Minute Man site because the project's sponsors could not demonstrate sufficient community support for the proposal.
Published: Tuesday, September 9th, 2014 @ 7:29 pm
By: Warren Smith
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