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According to sources, a local family has gathered for their annual tradition of putting up Christmas tree decorations that their mother will move to the correct spots immediately after everyone walks away.
Published: Monday, January 29th, 2024 @ 9:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Police in Detroit announced an arrest in last month’s fatal stabbing of a local synagogue leader, but did not immediately identify the suspect.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 12:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The drive-thru of a local Dunkin' Donuts was brought to a grinding halt this morning, as conservative media pundit, violinist, and doctor-husband Ben Shapiro continued his impassioned negative review of the new Barbie movie.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 8:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local conservative man was frustrated today after waking up and scrolling through his social media accounts and finding out he is now required to come out in defense of Jason Aldean's music.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 11:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Fredrick Biel spent time studying the Bible Thursday in his continuing quest for an impressive verse to share on social media, witnesses say.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 1:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Inside the 2023 N.C. House budget, measures intended to improve transparency of classroom materials include setting up local "community media advisory committees" for every local board of education.
Published: Tuesday, May 16th, 2023 @ 8:58 am
By: Carolina Journal
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After once clicking on a video about how to buy pants, local man Aiden Forrest has been condemned by social media algorithms to look at nothing but pants content for the rest of his days on this earth.
Published: Tuesday, May 16th, 2023 @ 12:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local Gen Z girl Katniss Smith spent over 2 hours today painstakingly eliminating all capital letters and punctuation from various texts and social media posts to make it appear like she wasn't trying too hard.
Published: Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 @ 11:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local company came dangerously close to having a productive day, avoiding it only at the last minute by scheduling a meeting that brought all actual work-related operations to an immediate standstill.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 10:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local teacher has devised an innovative way to immediately be granted extended time off from work — telling her class that there are only two genders in the world. The teacher hopes that this method will provide her with a much-needed vacation.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 11:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Non-citizens who have resided in Washington, D.C., for at least 30 days can now vote in local city elections after the review period for a newly passed bill allowing such votes to occur ended last week, according to local media.
Published: Friday, March 10th, 2023 @ 8:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local man who recently completed his transition to living as if he were a woman immediately regretted his decision to do so after seeing the line for the ladies' room at a large public event last night.
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2023 @ 10:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local TikTokker was left angry today after she was unable to achieve her goal of drawing attention from men at the gym, who she could then berate on camera and shame publicly on social media.
Published: Tuesday, January 31st, 2023 @ 4:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Inside the Illinois State Capitol sits a display of several religious exhibits for the holiday season, which includes a Jewish menorah, the Christian nativity scene, and the “Serpent of Genesis” from the Satanic Temple, as reported by local radio media.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 8:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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A Northern California city college launched a “full investigation” on a math professor who argued against pushing transgender surgeries and hormone blockers on children in a series of emails obtained by local media.
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 10:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva conceded Tuesday to former Long Beach Police Chief Robert Luna, who comes with a long list of Democratic establishment endorsements.
Published: Friday, November 25th, 2022 @ 10:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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After local grandmother "Granny Mabel" liked a "Make America Great Again" minion meme on Facebook, she noticed an immediate increase in traffic on her rural one-way street.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 9:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Media conglomerate Gannett announced on Friday that it would lay off staff at local news outlets across the United States following a dismal earnings report.
Published: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2022 @ 2:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In an all-too-common occurrence this afternoon, local Christian man Quincy Paulson was about to tweet a brutal, savage, blistering takedown of his opponents on social media.
Published: Monday, August 22nd, 2022 @ 8:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An 80-year-old woman was banned from using a community pool run by the YMCA in Washington state after she expressed her anger because she said that a man dressed in a woman’s swimsuit was watching little girls undress and also saw her naked in the women’s showers, according to local media reports.
Published: Friday, August 19th, 2022 @ 10:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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Update: The U.S. Marine Corps released a statement saying that initial reports peddled by local media claiming that the plane was carrying “nuclear material” are false.
Published: Sunday, June 12th, 2022 @ 9:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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Federal agents were at the home of Rep. Henry Cuellar (D-TX) on Wednesday evening conducting official law enforcement activity, according to local media.
Published: Friday, January 28th, 2022 @ 9:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) died on Tuesday at the age of 82, according to local media.
Published: Friday, December 31st, 2021 @ 10:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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Gov. Roy Cooper and state health secretary Dr. Mandy Cohen addressed the nascent Omicron variant Tuesday, Nov. 30, but they were reticent to raise alarms, in contrast to local media reports over the past couple of days.
Published: Tuesday, December 14th, 2021 @ 11:24 am
By: Carolina Journal
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After getting destroyed in the local media for his absolute failure to address his growing sex scandal, Cal Cunningham decided to campaign with Al-Qaeda advocate: Moe Davis.
Published: Monday, October 12th, 2020 @ 4:21 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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New York Police Department officers clad in riot gear emptied out an “occupy” protest that sprung up around NYC City Hall weeks ago in a dramatic pre-dawn raid, according to local media.
Published: Monday, July 27th, 2020 @ 10:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Wake County Republican Party today calls on Morrisville voters to reject local candidates who spread hateful messages on social media.
Published: Tuesday, October 29th, 2019 @ 12:49 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Over the weekend, mass panic broke out among media types over Sinclair Broadcasting's use of local anchors across the country to push out a message about the prevalence of unvetted stories on social media.
Published: Sunday, April 8th, 2018 @ 5:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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While it's too early to tell what impacts Hurricane Irma may have on North Carolina, Governor Roy Cooper is encouraging North Carolina residents and visitors to update their emergency plans and kits and stay tuned to local media
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2017 @ 2:18 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Governor Roy Cooper today urged local governments affected by four 2016 natural disasters to apply for disaster relief funds immediately
Published: Tuesday, February 14th, 2017 @ 1:12 pm
By: Governor's Office
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With the year's eighth tropical system now forming in the Atlantic, Governor Pat McCrory is reminding coastal residents to stay tuned to local media and keep a close eye on the weather in the coming week.
Published: Wednesday, August 31st, 2016 @ 5:38 am
By: McCrory Communications
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Local media and leftist blogs are drenched in outrage over House Bill 2, which was known as "the Bathroom Bill" until they figured out they needed to focus attention about it somewhere else.
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2016 @ 11:08 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Today is Election Day for many local governments across North Carolina. While it is a big day, many of the races will be overlooked by major media outlets, despite the fact that they will actually affect citizens the most. Today, 92 counties are holding an elections of some sort, and many of them...
Published: Wednesday, January 6th, 2016 @ 7:52 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Never let it be said that I am against all tax increases. Please raise the tax on state and local government bonds - immediately. The federal tax deduction on these bonds has a fiscal impact of about $20 billion a year. Most states have income taxes, and most link their deductions in one way...
Published: Friday, May 1st, 2015 @ 1:51 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Great outrage has erupted from inside the University of North Carolina system due to the closure of three academic centers by the system's Board of Governors. The local media has published story after story by UNC academics excoriating the Governors for everything from a denial of free speech to...
Published: Saturday, March 7th, 2015 @ 3:15 am
By: John William Pope Center
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Here in Moore County, the owners of our local thrice twice-weekly Peabody Award-winning, hallucination-inducing newspaper are the same bunch who perfected the concept of lefty media bias over decades at The Raleigh News & Observer.
Published: Sunday, June 23rd, 2013 @ 5:39 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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Local media consumers may have picked up a bit of trivia lately: North Carolina's new governor isn't a Democrat. This break from The Way Things Are Done 'Round Here has led to...
Published: Friday, April 26th, 2013 @ 3:26 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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