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Let's face it, getting good sleep can be tough these days! From the busyness of parenting fussy children to the stress of the day's news, there's always something keeping you awake.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 5:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Researchers with the U.S. Food & Drug Administration have determined that cereal reaches its peak flavor at 10 pm if eaten on the couch while watching a true crime documentary.
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 11:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite claims from conservative media pundits that President Joe Biden's tour of Ireland was a disaster due to several verbal gaffes and nonsensical statements, a group of intoxicated Irishmen released a statement saying they were able to understand every word of what Biden said.
Published: Sunday, May 7th, 2023 @ 4:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Embattled first son Hunter Biden joined President Joe Biden on his trip to Ireland — a trip that has been touted as part diplomatic and part personal, since a number of Biden’s ancestors hail from the Emerald Isle.
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 10:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local leprechaun, pot o' gold enthusiast, and all-around jokester Leery O'Canahan had been excited for St. Patrick's Day for months. "It's like our Super Bowl," O'Canahan told reporters. "Without the weird halftime shows."
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 1:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Move aside, purple horseshoes! General Mills announced today an exciting new addition to their Lucky Charms marshmallow lineup: Ukraine Flag charms, available for a limited time only.
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 8:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has reportedly opened an investigating into one of the most popular cereals in the U.S. after numerous people have reported becoming sick after eating it.
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 9:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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Today is the first day of the holiday break. The morning was too lovely not to notice, as I drove to work.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2017 @ 9:01 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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Unlike the dog, I am perfectly capable of typing my own column. After all I've spent plenty of time on Mom's keyboard, though until now, I've kept my typing talents secret.
Published: Tuesday, June 7th, 2016 @ 2:42 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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