PENSACOLA, FL — As controversy continues to swirl following Pope Francis's pronouncement that Catholic priests are free to bless people who are in same-sex relationships, a local protestant man slept soundly
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 5:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local dog decided to mix things up a bit this week by moving from his regular sunbeam to a completely new sunbeam in a different part of the house.
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2024 @ 5:43 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man John Bellville announced to his wife he was going to lay down and read a book, guaranteeing he would soon be unconscious.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 9:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local parents of three Tom and Sarah Briggs got away this weekend for a steamy, romantic interlude consisting of hours and hours of uninterrupted sleep.
Published: Wednesday, October 18th, 2023 @ 5:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Prince Florian quickly regretted his decision to wake Rachel Zegler from her enchanted sleep as she immediately launched into a 3-hour-long tirade about the patriarchy.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 11:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man has been rushed to the hospital this morning with life-threatening injuries sustained from sleeping in a slightly different position than he normally does.
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 3:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Let's face it, getting good sleep can be tough these days! From the busyness of parenting fussy children to the stress of the day's news, there's always something keeping you awake.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 5:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Soft whimpers were heard late last night at the Governor's Mansion, as aides reported Ron DeSantis whispering in between sobs over insults lobbed his way by former President Donald Trump.
Published: Sunday, June 25th, 2023 @ 7:19 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Many people who suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder often relive highly-charged fearful and emotional memories while they sleep, and neuroscientists from Virginia Tech have recently discovered what is behind this phenomenon using models of the brain, the news outlet for Virginia Tech reported
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 9:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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Sleep is a necessary and universal human activity that is essential for physical and mental well-being. However, the history of sleep and the attitudes surrounding sleep are riddled with racist beliefs, practices, and ideas.
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 10:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Alvin and Nora Spleent, the parents of three adorable, rambunctious children, reportedly rushed to get their offspring fed, bathed, and into bed so the couple could sit down and enjoy their favorite tv show.
Published: Monday, January 2nd, 2023 @ 3:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a televised address from the oval office, President Joe Biden called for calm across the nation by falling asleep on national television.
Published: Wednesday, October 26th, 2022 @ 5:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Famed historian and author Niall Ferguson warned during an interview with CNBC late last week that the world was heading into a period that will potentially be worse than the 1970s, and that many are failing to see what is coming.
Published: Wednesday, September 21st, 2022 @ 5:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Project Veritas records Dem senate candidate seeking fake GOP candidates
Published: Sunday, September 11th, 2022 @ 4:53 pm
By: John Steed
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When you've "hit the wall," it is definitely time to take a break from what you're thinking about and what you're doing. You need to refresh yourself before you can take a fresh look at the problem you're trying to solve or help solve.
Published: Sunday, July 17th, 2022 @ 7:10 pm
By: Raynor James
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Local man Roy Wayland has been caught off guard once again by a crippling migraine that came out of nowhere.
Published: Thursday, June 2nd, 2022 @ 1:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Christian McCaffrey did not become one of the best running backs in the NFL accidentally.
Published: Tuesday, November 2nd, 2021 @ 4:23 am
By: Daniel Bunting
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The main topic I was planning to write about is something that happened to me a half-dozen or so times when I was a kid.
Published: Friday, February 12th, 2021 @ 5:04 pm
By: Jeff Kay
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Once they were ridiculed as playing soldier. No more.
Published: Wednesday, July 29th, 2020 @ 1:02 pm
By: LifeZette
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Sheriff Ernie Coleman and the Beaufort County Sheriff’s Office is proud to partner with Kingdom Builders.
Published: Saturday, March 28th, 2015 @ 12:07 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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For tired teens, it's a dream come true: Slapping the snooze button has lost its stigma. Once the luxury of the lazy loll-about, those extra minutes of morning ZZZ's are just what the doctor ordered. Alarmed by an "epidemic" of sleep-deprived adolescents, the nation's pediatricians are urging...
Published: Monday, October 6th, 2014 @ 8:25 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Ann Elizabeth Chaffin Wall, of 264 Mill Creek Lane, Bath, NC, died peacefully in her sleep on February 26, 2014, at Duke Raleigh Hospital in Raleigh, NC, following a two-year struggle with lung cancer.
Published: Wednesday, March 12th, 2014 @ 4:28 am
By: Announcements
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BCMC and the N.C. Healthy Start Foundation will partner to give onesies to every baby born at the Medical Center in October for National Sudden Infant Death Syndrome Awareness Month.
Published: Friday, October 8th, 2010 @ 8:54 pm
By: BCN
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