A new law passed in Canada this week required all men's room across the country to stock tampons in case Justin Trudeau pops in and happens to be on "that time of the month," sources confirmed Wednesday morning.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 6:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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throws down gauntlet to Trudeau regime
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 10:04 pm
By: John Steed
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After an embarrassing incident in which the Canadian government honored a Nazi SS veteran in parliament, Canada's dictator Justin Trudeau attempted to distract from the controversy by unveiling some cool new facial hair.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 12:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Actor Matthew Perry, known for his role as Chandler Bing in the hit ’90s sitcom “Friends,” has died, according to TMZ. He was 54 years old.
Published: Thursday, November 9th, 2023 @ 12:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced the separation from his wife of 18 years Tuesday, shocking millions of Canadians who reportedly had no clue the effeminate leader had been married this whole time, least of all to a woman.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 4:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mecha Hitler received a standing ovation at Canada's House of Commons last week in recognition of his hard work fighting the Soviets while overseeing experiments at Castle Wolfenstein.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 12:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland, Assistant Secretary for Insular and International Affairs Carmen G. Cantor and Assistant Secretary for Indian Affairs Bryan Newland visited Ottawa, Canada, this week to highlight the United States’ ongoing work with Canadian leadership
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 1:55 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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The paper is "scientific fraud," one scientist said.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 3:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Three Marines stationed at Camp Lejeune in North Carolina were found dead in a car at a Speedway gas station Sunday morning from what authorities say was carbon monoxide poisoning.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 7:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Male members of Canada’s Parliament were mocked after parading around in hot pink heels to show their support for women victims of domestic abuse.
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 1:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to reports, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau lit up a Cuban cigar to honor his dad on Father's Day.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 5:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Canadian PM Justin Trudeau is once again finding himself at the center of controversy after he made an appearance in what appeared to be blackface again. Trudeau maintains, however, that the black pigment on his face is just ash from all the wildfire smoke.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 5:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Statue of Liberty was surrounded by an orange haze on Tuesday as New Yorkers were tormented by smoke coming from Canadian wildfires that started June 2 in Nova Scotia and Quebec.
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 8:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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In 1920, the American Legion adopted the red poppy as the symbol of remembrance of those who gave their lives in war.
Published: Monday, May 29th, 2023 @ 1:19 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) recently mocked President Joe Biden over a gaffe that the president made while speaking in Canada last week.
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 7:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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will allow province and its local governments to ignore Canadian federal laws
Published: Tuesday, December 27th, 2022 @ 9:18 pm
By: John Steed
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The Canadian Medical System has officially rolled out its own "Life Alert" which provides immediate, medically-assisted death to geriatric patients who push the button.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 7:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Rightful-President Hillary Clinton has been awarded an honorary medical license by the Canadian Minister of Health due to her decades of experience providing dignified euthanasia services to men and women in America.
Published: Thursday, December 15th, 2022 @ 11:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As Canada's MAID (Medical Assistance In Dying) system continues to alleviate the pain of patients and the financial strain on the nation's healthcare system, a recent innovation is expected to further improve results
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 9:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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At the height of the Canadian trucker “Freedom Convoy,” as it occupied Ottawa, Canada’s capital, the Biden administration pressured Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to shut the convoy down.
Published: Wednesday, November 30th, 2022 @ 1:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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Pollievre marched with truckers' Freedom Convoy and wins landslide
Published: Monday, September 12th, 2022 @ 4:19 pm
By: John Steed
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According to sources, local mother Karen White had a talk with her struggling 14-year-old daughter who believes herself to be less pretty than her friends at school.
Published: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2022 @ 11:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pierre Pollievre marched with trucker convoy
Published: Sunday, August 21st, 2022 @ 7:57 pm
By: John Steed
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Several cities across the United States are delaying or canceling Fourth of July fireworks shows due to widespread supply chain issues, according to a report from The Wall Street Journal.
Published: Monday, July 11th, 2022 @ 10:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A swarm of protesters descended on Parliament Hill today to protest the recently proposed and controversial “Don’t Say ‘Eh’” bill.
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 4:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Fox News host Tucker Carlson slammed Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on Friday for his repeated attacks on the trucker protests in Canada, saying that Canadians are tired of his “tyranny.”
Published: Monday, April 4th, 2022 @ 10:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Tuesday, an infuriated trucker who was confronted by a reporter from the Canadian-government-funded network CBC blasted the reporter, snapping, “All you care about is your paycheck. You sold your soul a long time ago,”
Published: Monday, April 4th, 2022 @ 10:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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Canadian protesters defied a court deadline, remaining at the Ambassador Bridge Friday night and into Saturday morning in protest of COVID vaccination mandates within the nation.
Published: Monday, April 4th, 2022 @ 8:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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Entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy told HBO host Bill Maher on Friday that the trucker protests in Canada were not a Left or Right issue, and that it was about everyday citizens rising up against overreaching governments.
Published: Friday, April 1st, 2022 @ 10:54 am
By: Daily Wire
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Republican Congresswoman Introducing Legislation To Grant Temporary Asylum To Canadian Truck DriversRep. Yvette Herrell (R-NV) announced over the weekend that she is going to introduce legislation that would grant temporary asylum to Canadian truck drivers that are protesting Canada’s coronavirus mandates.
Published: Monday, March 21st, 2022 @ 9:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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Ottawa Police Chief Steve Bell said during a press conference over the weekend that Canadian law enforcement officials would continue cracking down on those who participated in the trucker protests well after the protests have ended.
Published: Monday, March 21st, 2022 @ 8:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Rebel News reporter Alexa Lavoie was assaulted and injured by police in Ottawa, Canada, while she was covering the Freedom Convoy protest early Saturday morning.
Published: Sunday, March 20th, 2022 @ 11:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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“Civil disobedience is a time-honored tradition in our country, from slavery to civil rights, you name it."
Published: Thursday, March 17th, 2022 @ 6:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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