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It's a perfect storm of the decline of local lumber industries and the policies put in place to (mis)manage Canadian forests.
Published: Monday, August 17th, 2026 @ 7:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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WASHINGTON, N.C. — Ten students have successfully completed the Paramedic program at Beaufort County Community College (BCCC).
Published: Thursday, May 21st, 2026 @ 10:08 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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It has been several days since a deranged left-wing lunatic attempted to assassinate President Trump and other members of his administration and yet Roy Cooper is STILL silent out of fear of alienating his base, who is perfectly okay with violence.
Published: Thursday, April 30th, 2026 @ 11:00 am
By: ENC NOW
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Government and its bureaucracy are not perfect, and never has been in this self-governed society, here at the local level, at our state level, and at our federal level, therefore, it is incumbent upon all elected politicians to seek a comfortable level of representation for our constituents.
Published: Tuesday, January 27th, 2026 @ 12:24 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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However, if one believes that Beaufort County government is in full command of the issues of our times, here locally, one might need to steel their resolve for a more perfect understanding of the intellect possessed by the Center-Left /Left Coalition.
Published: Tuesday, July 15th, 2025 @ 6:46 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The actor jumped with a burning parachute 16 times to get the perfect shot.
Published: Tuesday, June 10th, 2025 @ 11:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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Ridley Scott employed the perfect balance of narrative, cinematic imagery and adventure to build the timeless tale of a once great empire beginning its fall into the moral decay that was Rome.
Published: Sunday, January 26th, 2025 @ 5:22 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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editorial lauds Vance pick
Published: Wednesday, July 17th, 2024 @ 10:48 am
By: John Steed
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The producers of a soon-to-be-released new blockbuster film are looking for the perfect, haunting remake of a popular pop song to play under the movie's trailer.
Published: Monday, March 25th, 2024 @ 1:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's Christmas time again! Parents are looking for the perfect gift for kids of all ages, which can be especially tough if your child is attending a prestigious, virulently antisemitic institution like Harvard!
Published: Friday, February 16th, 2024 @ 12:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The estate of the late “Lord of the Rings” author J.R.R. Tolkien has prevailed in a lawsuit against a fan who claimed to have authored “the obvious pitch-perfect sequel” to the beloved fantasy trilogy, The New York Times reported on Thursday.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 6:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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It's that time of year, men! It's time to gather up all the love and appreciation you feel for your wife all year long and make a last-minute trip to the Walgreens down on the corner to buy her the perfect Christmas gift.
Published: Monday, December 25th, 2023 @ 1:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Samuel Higgins declined an invitation to join a men's accountability group today, not wanting to embarrass the other men with his complete and total righteousness.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 7:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"As a black woman, I was the perfect person for the job — on paper."
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 9:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The federal judge presiding over former President Donald Trump's trial on charges of election interference has set a trial date that will line up perfectly to interfere with the 2024 presidential election.
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 7:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) is “perfectly capable” of continuing to serve after appearing to freeze up for the second time in a month, a GOP colleague said on Sunday.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 3:49 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In an ideal world, every church would be perfect and you'd stay there your whole life. Unfortunately, there are times when you feel led to find a new church to attend. But how do you know which church should be your new place of worship?
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 6:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local straight man, husband, and father of three Lyle Flann locked himself in his room to secretly enjoy Pitch Perfect again, sources confirmed Wednesday.
Published: Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023 @ 3:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hell, known for its efficient torture practices and ultra saunas, celebrated a perfect ESG score Wednesday following a review by Bloomberg ESG Data Services.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 8:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Expert analysis indicates that the next time you bring your car to a mechanic the cost of repairs will perfectly match your paycheck for the month.
Published: Sunday, June 25th, 2023 @ 8:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, the extremely beautiful and perfect Congresswoman AOC has still failed to notice a group of handsome and talented satire writers, even though they are really funny and have written dozens of hilarious headlines about her just to make her laugh.
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2023 @ 11:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The world of political media is still reeling from the shocking news of Tucker Carlson being let go, but as with anything in the fast-paced business of cable news, the show must go on.
Published: Monday, May 29th, 2023 @ 7:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite claims from conservative media pundits that President Joe Biden's tour of Ireland was a disaster due to several verbal gaffes and nonsensical statements, a group of intoxicated Irishmen released a statement saying they were able to understand every word of what Biden said.
Published: Sunday, May 7th, 2023 @ 4:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A producer of lab-grown meat unveiled an ancient appetizer that’s perfect for your Paleo diet.
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 5:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A successful marketing firm in the U.K. has come up with an ingenious plan, deciding that the centuries-old landmark Piccadilly Circus is an ideal place for an enormous Burger King billboard.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 1:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local couple has discovered the perfect deterrent to help them handle rowdy children. The exasperated mother and father warned their overly rambunctious kids that if they didn't start behaving, they would take them to Applebee's for dinner.
Published: Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 @ 1:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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When the next bank loaded with depositors exceeding $250,000 fails, will the federal government jump in to save the day as it is doing now with Silicon Valley Bank?
Published: Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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Amid the monumental collapse of several banks over the last few days and broader fears that the banking system is no longer safe, President Biden made a statement to assure Americans that all their bank deposits are perfectly safe in Ukraine.
Published: Monday, March 20th, 2023 @ 11:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Perhaps a pair of Honduran illegal aliens were shocked and appalled at the outrageous inflation in Biden’s America, and that’s what caused them to allegedly kill the country’s national bird in an attempt to get a free meal, if authorities’ allegations are to be believed.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 1:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Todd Longwood, 40, was shocked to discover that the list of side effects from the new drug Relievitol perfectly described a typical day in his life.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 6:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Women scientists at Johns Hopkins have agreed that gift bags must contain a bare minimum of 63 pieces of perfectly crinkled tissue paper.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 2:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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If you're a Dad who's always running around after your kids, doing house projects, and carrying in groceries, you may be burning more calories than you think! To avoid the shame of failing to maintain a perfect "Dad bod," use these tried-and-true tricks!
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 12:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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ECU’s occupational therapy program a perfect fit for Rogan twins
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 8:51 am
By: ECU News Services
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Joe Biden ran for president three times before he finally won the White House. And 2020 was simply the perfect time for him to give it another go.
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 6:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Associate Pastor Elijah Stormbringer was assumed bodily into heaven during the Sunday service after a perfect delivery of the morning announcements.
Published: Tuesday, January 17th, 2023 @ 11:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Having gotten into a game of hide-and-seek with the omniscient God of the universe, Adam and Eve reported feeling confident that the Lord would never find them in their perfect hiding spot behind a tree.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 8:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The movie "A Christmas Story" is the most exposed story in a decade. With this gem, who needs to own the DVD? It drones on and on each Christmas Sesaon, and we are left with vignettes of somebody's memories.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 3:45 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Former and current President Donald J. Trump reportedly threw open the storm shutters of his Mar-a-Lago estate and proclaimed that, during the night he had been visited by the ghosts of January 6 past, present, and future, and that they confirmed what he already knew
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 8:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Hootie and the Blowfish front man, Darius Rucker, partakes of the Christmas spirit in a manner that perfectly demonstrates his estimable talent.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 12:51 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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As flagged by Barstool Sports, Qatar just pulled one of the greatest “bait-and-switches” of all times by pulling the plug on beer being sold at the stadium roughly 48 hours before the World Cup is set to kick off in the Islamic nation.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 12:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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Thanksgiving is a perfectly American holiday. Nothing religious. No victory celebration. Just a time for Americans to gather at the feast, whatever that means.
Published: Monday, November 21st, 2022 @ 7:48 am
By: Lib Campbell
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