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With Chinese President Xi Jinping arriving for a heavily publicized visit to the Bay Area, California Governor Gavin Newsom ordered officials to deploy a giant can of Febreze and spray the entire city in an effort to mask the overpowering smell of human feces.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local couple capped off a lovely evening together at an Italian restaurant by having their waitress provide them with a to-go box so they can make sure the inside of their car will smell like chicken parmesan for the next three weeks.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 9:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In order to save the environment from the intoxicating smell of delicious New York pizza cooked in a woodfire oven, Mayor Eric Adams has announced that all pizza must now be cooked under the hand dryer of a public restroom.
Published: Monday, August 14th, 2023 @ 12:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Not-in-My-Backyard (NIMBY) mentality is going after oysters. Complaining about unsightly materials and bad smells, some property owners on the coastline want oyster farmers to do their business elsewhere or call for moratoriums to be placed on new farming leases.
Published: Wednesday, March 29th, 2023 @ 9:19 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Local lawmakers and citizens alike were surprised to find that legalizing the recreational use of marijuana produced no negative results, except for the fact that the entire city now smells like weed.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 9:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources at the White House, Joe Biden admitted after his interview with trans TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney that he didn't "feel right" about the meeting, as "something kind of smelled off about that broad."
Published: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022 @ 3:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Debating a Libertarian can be tough because they do their research and the smell of bong water can be very distracting.
Published: Friday, October 28th, 2022 @ 4:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After finally testing negative for COVID, President Biden has invited a group of kids back to the White House to see if his sense of smell has returned.
Published: Tuesday, August 16th, 2022 @ 9:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Paul Pelosi was slurring his words and smelled strongly of booze after wrecking his Porsche in May, according to a police complaint filed ahead of the House Speaker’s husband’s arraignment Wednesday.
Published: Sunday, August 14th, 2022 @ 10:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After testing positive for COVID today, President Biden immediately rushed out of the White House to go sniff one last little girl before losing his sense of smell.
Published: Saturday, July 23rd, 2022 @ 3:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Biden awarded the Medal of Freedom to Megan Rapinoe today, but was devastated to learn that her pink hair doesn't actually smell like strawberries.
Published: Monday, July 11th, 2022 @ 10:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Smelling disaster in the air for the upcoming November elections, Senate Democrats are rolling out accusations of possible Russian interference, laying the groundwork for an excuse if they get hammered at the polls.
Published: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022 @ 6:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Nominee refuses to answer key question three times
Published: Thursday, February 24th, 2022 @ 11:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It does not take an advanced logician to deduce that GOP voters can smell a rat when they see and hear one — and other observations as a result of a Pew survey
Published: Wednesday, December 18th, 2019 @ 11:18 pm
By: LifeZette
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To create yummy meals that satisfy and nourish, here's how to work with the colors, flavors and smells of this year's autumn harvest
Published: Tuesday, October 15th, 2019 @ 9:57 pm
By: LifeZette
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Earlier in September, residents living just outside Guadalajara began to complain of a horrid smell. Forensic scientists were brought in to determine the source and made a horrifying discovery.
Published: Wednesday, September 18th, 2019 @ 6:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The "early service" on Tuesday morning was a peaceful affair. A very slight breeze brought the faint smells of summer, with it.
Published: Friday, July 6th, 2018 @ 12:06 am
By: Michele Rhem
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I smelled rain, when I went out this morning. Showers came about an hour later and didn't surprise me. The house was as silent as an empty church. What a contrast to the night before, I thought.
Published: Wednesday, March 22nd, 2017 @ 9:56 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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Coffee liqueur is a most delicious drink - especially if you love the smell and taste of good coffee.
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2016 @ 11:06 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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At first, legislative leaders — led by Rep. David Lewis — were cheerleading hard for moving North Carolina’s presidential primary from May to March.
Published: Wednesday, January 6th, 2016 @ 10:19 am
By: Brant Clifton
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When I was a boy we could walk out on the shore of our Neuse River summer home, cast out a line on a rod and reel and catch enough good-sized Croakers for supper in about an hour.
Published: Saturday, September 5th, 2015 @ 9:58 am
By: Tom Campbell
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When two politically connected men began building new houses in 2013 on an island Dare County resident Bill Boykin purchased in 1997, Boykin concluded the chain of events leading up to the construction didn't pass the smell test.
Published: Tuesday, May 5th, 2015 @ 3:43 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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I have NO PROBLEM with anything you say. I used to type up my mother's tests on that smelly alcohol duplicator stencil.
Published: Wednesday, May 7th, 2014 @ 6:41 pm
By: Gene Scarborough
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I know we call ourselves "daily," but we're only human. Sometimes we need to stop and smell the roses. The staff and I did just that for the Memorial Day weekend.
Published: Monday, May 27th, 2013 @ 11:29 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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What's that smell, you ask? Why it's the patchouli-and-granola Chapel Hill-Carrboro crowd stinking up Jones Street and tying up police officers' valuable time -- comparing themselves to MLK and protesting "draconian cuts" to public education.
Published: Saturday, May 18th, 2013 @ 11:29 am
By: Brant Clifton
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Investigators smelled an odor of marijuana coming from inside the dwelling.
Published: Friday, February 8th, 2013 @ 12:44 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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When something looks too good to be true, or if it smells fishy, you can bet that it is!
Published: Wednesday, February 9th, 2011 @ 10:59 pm
By: John Murphy
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